I'm Asian

I'm Asian.

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ching chong ping wong

I forgive you. Let's just forget about the wars.

fuck off we're full

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NAME ONE FUCKING SHOW OR MOVIE WHERE THIS HAPPENS

Poor bois.

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What race has the best BRAPS?

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Time for face tattoos, sub 10 percent bodyfat, ponytail, uzi and a sword

if you want sweet Anglo pussy

ching chong kino ching chong me like crab legs oooh look at fat American ching chong

MUMMY LOVE ME LONG TIME LONG TIME
SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY WONTON
HONG KONG HONG KONG WONTON
HONK KONG WONTON
ONE TIME ONE TIME WONTON LOVE ME LONG TIME
FEED ON MY LONG SCHLONG
GO BACK TO HONG KONG GONG
I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO HONG KONG
PAIR A WONTON WONTON

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A-Are you a girl?

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Learn science or martial arts asap or your worthless.

it's terrible feeling my man

how big is your dick user?

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those are averages? how the fuck

Beverly Hills Ninja

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At least you don't have any refugees in your country.

Get some plastic surgeries and be a Kpop singer. You can bang white roasties on koreaboo forums then.

apologize

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Ignore the racism asian user. Remember in the end you're in a place where white cuckbois worship an asian culture they think is superior to theirs.

Dodste?

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Not in Sup Forums
Weebs should die.

>self reported

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"Asian" is wha chinks say when they're too self conscious to call themselves Chaanese.
Japanese say they're Japanese. Koreans say they're Korean. Only Chinks want to be "Asian" so they can take credit for Anime.

fuck asians

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Half-asian here. Dicksize is a problem.

Why is it a problem!?

...tell me about your secrets

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>asian

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I wish I was taller, had a much lower voice, more beard growth and a bigger dong.

Basically I wish I was black.

>Sup Forums tries to meme

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but they are exactly what the vast majority of americans look like these days

Yet another victim of blacked memes.

In reality, most Black's are short and fat.

asian girl here

ama

Why is this a thing over there now?

and almost non-existent brain

so are you chinese or japanese

Asian here, 6'1" 190lbs and 6 1/2 inch erected.

I don't understand this meme.

I prefer a nice 4 1/2 inch. Darkskin or lightskin?

Why are you so obsessed with tall wh*the bois?

I'm Aslan.

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shit u got me dude :/

idk, i just find them very attractive, plus i am tall myself

I blame soy

t. Dicklet

I'm Hungarian so according to your gay little chart I'm fine.

How does it feel knowing no tall wh*te boi would ever find you attractive because you carry Elliot Rodger blood? They're too busy with white and Spanish girls.

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>just 6.5

How fat are you? Are you a dokkaebi main?

i'm pretty okay looking so i don't worry that much

pretty skinny, fuck is a dokkaebi

Asian women are just shit. This is why only beta white bois think you are attractive

I refuse to believe those squat little mapuches in Bolivia and Peru have some of the biggest dicks in the world

are you in LONDON?

That entire chart is probably completely random. At best all self reported data. But who made it? Why? Odds are pretty slim of it being anything to go off.

>i'm pretty okay looking so i don't worry that much
No, you don't understand. Doesnt matter if youre "okay looking". No man in his right mind wants to make more elliotrodgers. Having kids with you, especially as an attractive tall white man, would be like stabbing yourself in the nuts and tainting your genes. Kids would 100% be short and Elliot Rodger basically.

So you might get a beta wh*teboi but not an attractive tall one because those have common sense and a basic sense of self preservation.

The word "asian" means different things to Americans and to Brits. Most Americans think East Asian while most Brits think South Asian. Just letting y'all know.

CHI

sounds like u just got dumped by one

nope, malaysia

I don't waste time with Asian "people".

Kek, I'm 6'4" and decent looking white and asian women are flat out unsubtle about staring when in public . but user is right. Would never be in a relationship with one. Maybe I'd fuck but never anything more

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South America natives have massive dicks, u never see the Brazilian, Venezuelan and Colombian traps and trannies?

Unlike you user I go outside and don't base my entire perception of reality off freak porn

>malaysia
>not one of japan, korea, china, and taiwan
then you're not an asian soyboys are looking for

>be South American in the green
>have it rough as it is
>on top of that, no “BBC” memes about us even though we deserve it
>tfw

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>parroting soyboy meme
Bless your heart.

>projecting like that

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>bigger dicksize = more subhuman

hmmm, maybe the Romans had a point

Thats because the BBC meme is an agenda. Not even a true one, but blacks are ugly, dumb, and usually short - so they can say "muh dick" (which is conveniently hidden out of view, unlike their uggo mugs)

LEL

Gringas traps on Sup Forums and discord loves uncut big south America dicks. This is why I gunna to US soon to fuck a Sup Forums trannie.

they are a completely different racial mix

IMPRESSIVE

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i know that feel my indio brother

Let me come along so I can kill both of you and put you out of your repulsive misery

U can try, beta boi. Will be funny kill a white boi on front of her. It's will make us more horny.

you just need to run around poisoning pop culture and screaming “MUH DICK” and you’ll make it bros
CHI

Im not white. Youre just sodomite freaks that need to be cleaned off the face of this earth

t. Manlet Mexican dicklet or nigger beta from the first world

>nigger beta from the first world
Yet I'm sure youre contempt to spam blacked shit when talking down other races. I'm 6'5" and would have no problem beating the shit out of you, perverted fuck

Well I'm very happy for you.

BIG INCA DONGS

I'm Asian.

I'm Aslan.

>tfw significantly bigger than congo average
>will L I T E R A L L Y never use it

#metoo