Was anyone else bothered by the retarded premise of this movie? I mean, a 40 year old virgin...

Was anyone else bothered by the retarded premise of this movie? I mean, a 40 year old virgin? lmao how is that even possible haha

haha

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how old are you fellow virgins?
t. 25 khv

What does penis taste like

Same age as you.

Ive been having regular sex since age 15. You mad?

You think that's bad? Imagine being in a relationship and having to go like 30 days and nights without sex haha

Not really. You were at right place at right time.

27 here m8
I work with loads of sluts who offer to take my v-card but I'm very averse to intimacy and tell them I'm waiting for the right one so they'll stop making me uncomfortable

33, asian

26 kvh when I lost it and got into a long term relationship

That ended very poorly and I'm probably done with all relationships at this point. But at least I experienced it enough to know they aren't really worth it and you aren't really missing out on much. Hopefully you all can experience that too someday and realize its not worth worrying about. Focus on yourself and what actually interests you, don't stress yourself out over lack of a wet hole. Even in a loving relationship sex is overrated once you've done it.

Like a bag of sand

At least lonely fappers aren't reminded of their dysfunctional relationship.

reminder in the movie he cant jack off either which 4channers find impossible

20y virgin reporting in

The scene when the main character got caught being a virgin happened to me 3 months ago.

>Guys talking about pussy
>Hey user why are you so silent
>Me sweating not knowing what do say
>Hey user are you a virgin?
>Silence

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Actually just KV, not hugless (or does that stand for hand-holdless?). Not even sure how that's possible, I guess I've been luckier than some here.

>tfw you were in your first year of college when this came out on dvd and all your dormmates would watch it nearly every night and laugh and say you reminded them of the main character

And I still havent had sex.... fuck this movie.

>had one shit relationship
>think you know whats up

If I don't beat off my balls would explode.

29 kv reporting in

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Just own it. Nothing to be ashamed about.

>20
Go out and fuck a prostitute right now you ape.

>He wants to be emotional virgin

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I'm certainly not an expert by any means, but I know now that I'd rather go on a nice scenic hike out in some wilderness area than waste time on someone else doing things I don't enjoy just for the chance to get my dick wet.

They didn't laugh
Just gave me a motivation speech
I'm a shy Soyboy

Told me they knew someone that's 25 and a virgin

Everytime, sex is so important to mental health you have no idea. Please go out and fuck, it keeps you sane.

I'm 26, I never make a secret out of it if someone asks. I won't bring it up by myself, but then again I don't like talking about sex at all.

just a daily reminder

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The average age of virginity loss has been steadily been going up with the advent of the internet.
It used to be most people lost it in their teens, now it's early 20s.
People just don't care as much as they used to, when the world was less connected people were less aware of global consensus and felt pressured to get laid earlier.

t. virgin

this is dumb.
you're still a virgin, just a virgin with no shame.
If losing your virginity means sticking your dick in literally any vagina it's meaningless, the whole point is you're supposed to be able to get a girl.

>now it's early 20s
only betas lose their virginities that late.

this is incel feelgood propaganda.
Women are more superficial about status than men, but in terms of body types they care less.
They also cheat less on average, despite what Sup Forums would have you believe.

Just go outside, you will see plenty of guys that look like shit that obviously don't have money but still have decent looking girlfriends.

>the whole point is you're supposed to be able to get a girl.

So is everyone who lost their virginity in an arranged marriage set up by their parents still a virgin? You're retarded.

>roastie getting toasty

>They also cheat less on average, despite what Sup Forums would have you believe.
Gonna need source or explanation on these exact words.

>So is everyone who lost their virginity in an arranged marriage set up by their parents still a virgin
only if they forced their wife to fuck them instead of their wife wanting to fuck them.

Real question here, why do men like a variety normally but women don't? Do they just like what is expected of them or is it something in their heads?

>not knowing that men have higher sexual drive
it's just testosterone

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If you fuck a succubus twice for like 30 minutes but COULDN'T come, do you lose your wizard opportunity?

I like to believe the community will welcome me as even stronger being able to withhold my mana and let it be stolen. 27 btw

In laos men cheat the most. Weird thing I learned from my asian buddy recently. Dunno if it is bullshit or not but he seemed pretty serious.

the idea is that with 1 man and 9 women you can have 9 pregnancies so it's better for survival.
if you have 1 woman and 9 men you can only have one pregnancy.
That why the spreading your seed meme has such staying power, it's backed up with simple logic.
Irrelevant now sure but it's a strong reason why men have more tastes.

Still both men and women are attracted to what's different. Foreignness, accents, weird but not offputting faces get attention from both sexes.

>tfw lost my virginity to a black single mother
>tfw she cheated on me and also gave me HPV/genital warts

Okay

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>weird but not offputting faces
what kind of face is that?

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I guess there's no hope for incels then, since putting your dick inside a vagina and cumming doesn't count to you.
>shame
Male virgins can never catch a fucking break can they?

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These still get made?

You lucky dog! Imagine having to go 40 days and 40;nights without sex. Now that would be impossible am I right LoL!

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Losing virginity is literally putting dick into vagina. Virginity is just simply that. I don't care if I ever lose mine, I care about finding a nice girl to share my life with. It might be unrealistic and have no chances, that is what matters. So don't let someone get you down or tell you that the way you lost your virginity wasn't good enough. You do you man.

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I havent seen a new one in a while

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20 what do

Emma Stone basically.

>a 40 year old virgin? lmao how is that even possible haha
i'll let you know in 10 years time user

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haha oh man that's crazy what a premise oh wait I'm 41 and a wizard that premise isn't so crazy after all haha

On bed with gf rn, you guys want pics?

>you will see plenty of guys that look like shit that obviously don't have money but still have decent looking girlfriends
never happens but I see ugly girls with tall guys all the time

>Emma Stone basically.
I mean male faces. Women can get laid even without face.

date?
it's way easier to lose your virginity when you forget you're a virgin.
Just to talk to a girl you like as if they were a person or something, then if you hit it off try going out and see where it goes.

Then why don't you find a girl who enjoys going on nice scenic hikes with you you dipshit

>tall
tallness isn't a positive trait, shortness is just a negative one.
You can have lanklet fuggos who don't get laid either.

You see plenty of fat neckbeards wearing worn out garbage clothing with 6/10 or better girls.

Childhood is laughing at him for being a virgin.
Adulthood is feeling sorry for him because he is likely never going to have a family of his own and kids and a loving wife are more important than a wet hole.

27.

I might be able to lose a virginity tho. Been doing decently with girls lately. This is the closest I ever been to getting a gf before.

Because I'm ugly.

Women like Angela are a problem.

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this I've had my first relationship at the same age as you and we are together for fourth year now.

i disagree, psuedo normie here and females do find themselves attracted to my height

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Not sure what this picture is proving here, those are attractive people by bongistan standards, I don't live there. Also she doesn't look like the type that would want to go hiking.

user, grow up and stop looking for excuses.

Sluts give out hugs like handshakes in highschool, you can get them very, very easily.
I once hugged a girl just because I knew because she was black that the social hierarchy would force her niggly ass to comply with my embrace.

But I'm not looking for excuses, I'm trying to become content with being alone, why are you trying to make me feel bad?

Okay losers here how you can do well with girls and get laid.
First stop fapping
Start dressing better. Being a guy has it easy. Look up what men, I repeat MEN are wearing and stop dressing like a teenager with shitty graphic tees and hoodies.
Start working out. You don't need to get big or really ripped, you just need the mental boost working out gives your confidence.
HOLD you head up. Even point your chin a little bit up like you are looking down on people. This is a power play
Always act like whatever you are doing is more important than what others are doing. When I'm waiting in class I pretend I'm studting my notes and I'm passionate about working work. This makes you come off very sexy to women and different than All the assholes on their phones
When you talk to girls, treat them like they ain't special, be polite but never nice. Give them shit and even a little attitude but in a charmming way, like smile while you do it. This make women look at you differently than most guys because all of them are trying to get on their good side. Also smile like ryan Golsing, without showing your teeth. This makes you harder to read and make women think about you more. Like are you just being polite or do you really like them.
Last but not least, be your own person. Girls do much of their falling in love with the idea of you, and much if it when you are gone. Don't stick around. If you don't have shit to do pretend you do, making the girl want to be with you more but can't.
Follow these and you will get many girls chasing you. I know because I was a neet before going back to school recently. Don't chase women, flip their subtle minds they do to most guys, on to them, and they will chase you.

t. 28 hv

If you reply to this post, your crush will think about you.

I dont even have a crush

Being tall is a prerequisite for being beautiful

why did he settle for the broke granny that wants him to sell all his cool stuff instead of the hot bookstore girl?

he wasnt that confident in himself. that's why 30 year old betas truly believe that it's their time when post-wall women get with them.

T. Virgin

Look here fat boy, you could get laid with just one of those pieces of advice, I'm just giving losers like you a template of not just doing well with women but how to be a better man in general. Not only will that shit make you more liked by women, but it will also make you more liked by people as a whole.

Are you me?

Did you lose it to a black woman?

Can you even imagine? hahaha...hah

Lost mine at 24. There's always hope user.

Age 18 leader, standing by

I girl grabbed my arm in the club and I freaked out. Walked away like a pussy. Happened 2 times in 1 month.

I cock blocked myself

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>giving up
pitiful coward.

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>be me
>be 19
>haven't even kissed a girl
>be decently attractive but have a shit awkward personality
>be constantly surrounded by friends w gfs and probable life-long partners
>masturbating isn't even satisfying anymore
>go to sleep
>dream about having a wife and raising a family with her
>cant tell im dreaming when im dreaming
>"I'm so glad you fell into my life, user. I never want to lose you"
>wake up
>had hope for years and years
>accept you aren't cut out for the Darwinian competition for love
>accept defeat
Hope is but only a desire that will change nothing, friend

>be 19

lel, fuck off child, you're too young to even be worried about pussy.

haha indeed my friend

I was 30 when I lost it and started dating.

>I was 30 when I lost it and started dating.
How did you change things?

I’m 21.
There’s a perfect 3D waifu out there for all of us, anons.
We’re all gonna make it.

>perfect 3D waifu

literally an impossibility

>self reported
>cheated while married

It took me very long time to realize what I did wrong. I became super worried around the age of 24-25. Then I started working out. Got huge confidence boost for a while, then it lowered but stayed fixed since lifting became a habit and discipline for me. Meanwhile I read a ton on human psychology, how to pick up women, what to say, how to act. The importance of a mindset itself. At 28 I started using Tinder, got some matches, went to dozens of dates. Made out with one chick at a bar. Few months later approached a girl I had an eye for some time. I was already pretty confident by then but it was my first approach ever.. and it was success. After couple of weeks I casually asked her for a date not thinking she will agree or anything... She agreed. The date was perfect, lasted 4 hours. She became interested in me, and so I asked for a second date and from then we became a weird couple and it evolved into relationship.

thanks for that

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31.

>I mean, a 40 year old virgin? lmao how is that even possible haha

I will know after 8 years.

any book recommendation?