How can people still argue about this? It's very clear that Bateman's business card is the best

How can people still argue about this? It's very clear that Bateman's business card is the best.

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Paul Allen's far and away the best. Fucking pleb

>Bateman's business card is the best
Spotted the pleb

i like paul's the best, very bold all around

Bryce's is best.

No. Look at the & in 'Pierce & Pierce'.
Also how his number dips and rises. UGLY

Shitty bait opening to the thread.

Allen > Van Patten > Bateman > Bryce

y'all a bunch of faggots. Bateman's card the best looking and also is very aesthetic

Paul's is better just for the fact that the Address and Phone Numbers are on separate lines.

How were they all the vice president?

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I really enjoy the texture and thickness on Van Patten's card.
In contrast, Bryce's is the worst to me with that offensive, thin font

it was a big company

1. Allen
POWER GAP
2. Bryce
3. Bateman


9001. Van Patten

But why did they all have the same phone extensions?

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VP means a different thing in investment banking

The whole point of the movie is you don't know what's real and what's in Patrick's head.

that's the company's phone number

I'm a Bryce man myself

I'm talking about the TELEX

So Bateman had the best card because they were all his? ok.

plebs leave

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Bateman's is the worst. Theres no grain, the font is a bit thin, and the white is harder on the eyes. Van Patten and Bryce have the best ones. I lean towards Van Patten

Bryce > Allen > Van Patten > Bateman

>aquisitions
I'll never not notice and not hate that spelling error.

Your compliment was sufficient Louis

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Yes. It's clear Batemans was the best, but his mania drove consumed him and convinced him that the others were better.

Allen>Van Patten>Bateman>Caruthers>Bryce

Pleb

>reddit, the movie
go back

>reddit: the movie
>one of the most deeply ingrained movies in Sup Forums culture
Is reddit just a catch all for anything mainstream now, even Sup Forums?

>aquisitions

>giving bottom tier bait the time of day
Maybe Reddit is more your speed faggot

>one of the most deeply ingrained movies in Sup Forums culture
Only because of dubs

You're gay and I don't like you.

this.

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So they've all got the same phone and fax number? That doesn't seem very efficient at all.

This. What the FUCK was Bateman thinking?

Dubs was the only thing reddit couldn't take.

I wouldn't wipe my asshole with Bateman's shitty card

they work at the same business

Why do they all have the same phone number

>Bateman's business card
Remove all the e's and change business to credit and you will be right.

The scene wouldn't even work is Allen's card wasn't clearly superior to the others.

Okay but can we all agree Bryce’s is the fucking worst? That font is hideous 90’s garbage and the texturing looks like shitty wallpaper

Bateman’s is very clean, very precise.

4u

I know I’d never leave home without it

best card

Yeah but there's no extension or anything. Are you telling me that the big company employs some poor schmuck just to make sure the calls and faxes get routed to the right office? What's even the point of having a fax that some other person needs to micromanage?

Bateman's font is far too thin.

Actually Bateman's is very messy. The text is off center, the numbers aren't aligned(just look at the 6 in the top left), and the left and right sides of the card are strangely aligned. The ampersand is also poorly aligned on Bateman's card.

Bryce has similar alignment problems between the left and right side, numbers aren't aligned. Text is shitty, harsh, and skinny. Card texture like toilet paper.

The correct order is:

1. Paul Allen(Best texture, best font, bold, no errors, clean)
2. David Van Patten(No real errors, worse texture than Allen)
3. Timothy Bryce(most errors outside of Bateman, shitty font and texture)
4. Patrick Bateman(messiest, most errors)

Bateman's is using the same text alignment that you get on an old timey typewriter. Not that that makes it look any better.

One of the points is that they're all interchangeable and faceless, it's why Paul Allen was spotted in London after he was killed and why Bateman could get away with pretending to be Halberstram

>Your business cards are nice, but they're a little boring, aren't they? I like a little colour in my life! What do you think about mine, Bateman?

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paul allens is clean, flat, his & is central and the font isn't gay overdesigned shit.

>tfw prop department can't in to Acquisition

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Paul>Patrick>Timothy>David
Objectively correct

>it's acquisition!

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For you!

look how awfully lined the number on Bateman's card is, and the logo is just sub-par compared to Allen's. Further more, the color is calm and nice to look at.
Allen > Bateman any day

Does Bateman's card has watermark? Didn't think so.

Bryce > Allen > Van Patten > Bateman

I unironically like Carruthers's card but Allen's is the best

>Further more
it's adorable seeing brainlets try and act smart

what about this one?

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>He said with his one liner, missing punctuation and capital letter.

the only correct answer
Bateman's is too conservative, Allen's too nouveau, only Bryce gets the balance between classic and modern just so.

Fucking this

Clear, crisp, authoritative.

also

>Aquisitions

do white people really do this?

Perfect

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Caruthers' is horrible. Gold font? It's so ostentatious.

New flight plan, whaddaya think?
Pick it up from the agency this morning.
That's Bane.
And the lettering is something called CIAllian braille.

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These are all terrible from a typographical standpoint.

that's a big card

I know

NO ONE GOES TO DORSIA ANYMORE

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It’s a differentiator. Change the game rather than be beaten at the old game. It is innovative

Was getting a reservation part of your plan?

Allen's card makes me physically uncomfortable. Its that good.
Especially given the time the story is set. Allen was ahead of his time.

>TRY FILLING THE FLIGHT PLAN NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

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Allen > Bryce > Bateman > Van Patten

If I blew the maître-d', would you die?

>Aquisitions

Ostentatiousness was Carruthers' whole thing, it's how he set himself apart from all the rest. Thus his business card fits perfectly. If Bateman tried gold he'd look a fucking retard, but if Carruthers' hands you a gold-lettered card you'd just go "oh yeah that makes perfect sense" and you'd remember him/his card, while everyone else's cards looked similar enough that they'd blend together, just like they all blend together.

>that kerning on the 212 compared to the rest

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Carruthers was a closet peter-puffer, which is why the ostentation.

ewww
cannot unsee

Paul Allen just floats right off the fucking screen past those other bad boys. It's like they're suddenly punch drunk from seeing it.

I agree
youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

don't touch the watch

What is a receptionist or main desk or switchboard? I don't want any fucker just getting straight through to me, I probably only take half the calls I get, the rest are from cold callers and people trying to sell me something.

>one of these threads
>not a single dubs

N I C E

They're all the same

wew

checked

Bateman's cost the most to print judging by it

Allen > Bateman > Van Patten > Bryce

This is indisputable fact.