>thou art at a party and this quite quaint mistress maketh directeth eye contact with thee and sayeth "valorous evening, m'lord"
how doth thee react?
Thou art at a party and this quite quaint mistress maketh directeth eye contact with thee and sayeth "valorous evening...
Henry Clark
Thomas Ortiz
cunnily, verily.
Nathan Edwards
Begone, wench.
Connor Lee
BITCHES LEAVE
Dominic Harris
I would summon the local magistrate to escort the lady away from the debauchery of such a party, and slide a modest bribe to have her delivered to my estate. Would then hail the great mods to destroy this abominable thread.
Ethan Sanders
yeah lol
Daniel Bell
based response
Carter Rivera
I would ask of her husband and ifshe does not have one, call on her father to convince me to get her off his hand with a substantial dowry
Elijah Turner
can you cook M'lady ?
Colton Sullivan
oi lass ow bout a good ol dicking?
Ryder Barnes
th-thou too
Cooper Cooper
alas thou art too old
Nathaniel Taylor
Reminder that it would've been perfectly fine for an adult to marry her in those times
Lincoln Edwards
Doth thou sample this bepis of mine?
Ethan Torres
it wouldve been fine not 100 years ago
Ayden Smith
>Sneedville
Bentley Ortiz
all that was, is, and will be again
Christian Rodriguez
why would yo uwant to marry a child
Henry Ortiz
Do you think they consummated right away or waited a few years?
Jace Morris
>*unzips wig*
>"I-I'm sorry m-m'lady I have lice in m-my hair from visiting ye olde brothel house"
>*blood pudding spills out of breast pocket*
>"I-I-I-I-I have to be going now, toodle oo"
Oliver Reed
A true cunnysseur.
Nolan Davis
Pretty sure it was customary to get started on wedding night
Michael Wright
Waited a few years. Actually fucking a kid is a jewish thing
Jordan Green
no it's not retard
William Morris
How come such a young lady as thyself can act with such brapingly charm?