ITT: We predict the quips for Disney’s flagship. They gotta be absolute garbage.
ITT: We predict the quips for Disney’s flagship. They gotta be absolute garbage
William Richardson
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Gabriel Scott
Stay mad, whiteboy.
Mason Turner
Thanos? No glove, no love
Aiden Gray
Iron man: we have to save wakanda!
Spiderman: Fuck black people. My grandfather fought for more noble things than this. The white race is the only race worth protecting.
Raimi has writing credit in this movie so it should be good
Tyler Russell
Shuri recovers Cap's shield from Tony and poses with it before returning it.
Chase Lopez
>Thanos is making a speech getting ready to destroy the heroes
>Gets interrupted by Tony, Peter, or Starlord making a joke
Ryan Perez
That would be cute
Eli Reed
Vision is shown in a mirror
Peter Parker: Whoa! I got DOUBLE VISION
Hudson Kelly
They already made him new shields but they look retarded
Kevin Miller
"Sorry, Thanos, no glove, no love" would be a perfect quip for Quill or Spidey after stealing it at a crucial moment.
Liam Ross
I would actually love to see Quill constantly trying to crack jokes to endear himself to the other humans but Peter is the only one who laughs at them.
Ryan Gonzalez
>This is why I never went back to earth
Cooper Morgan
>Lets talk about this plan I think it's good except it sucks so let me do the plan and that way it will be really good XD
Dylan Young
Is that a prediction or directed at OP? I genuinely can't tell. Poe's Law and all that.
Ethan Reed
Wakanda tribesman: "I will not be lead into battle by a pig skin colonizer."
Peter Parker: "What about if we give you a bucket of fried chicken by the colonizer sanders... you smelly fucking N-word"
Parker Cruz
>"You're a big guy"
Jackson Lewis
>the quips for Disney
What's your story, roundie?
>What's your story, roundie?
Wyatt Howard
>hates it, still schills it every day
why don't youa at least try to not be pathetic?
Luis Ortiz
Quill: Whoa, this Winter guy's Russian? You sure we can trust him?
Captain America: The Cold War's over.
Winter Soldier glares at Quill
Quill: Sheesh, I feel another one coming on
Caleb Perry
I clapped when I saw this, pls out this in the film!
Wyatt Roberts
The trailer (1 i saw) looked serious. Is this going still to be a Thor Ragnarok like comedy?
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Thanos not wearing the power gauntlet anymore
>Tony Stark: "Now the gloves are off"
Jaxon Walker
I would unironically smirk
Cooper Murphy
Thanos punches someone with gloved fist
Loveshack starts playing, references that Gloveslap song in the Simpsons
Kayden Jones
>thanos takes a big hit
>"aww what's the matter? Feeling a little more blue than purple now?"
Nolan Perry
Watch the second trailer, and if you’re unfamilar watch Age of Ultron’s (3) trailers in chronological order.
Same with The Winter Soldier’s trailers except in reverse, although that one turned out decently serious. Goofy climax, but whatever.
Angel Wilson
Nobody in their right mind knows what black and blue means outside of that stupid dress crap.
Jose Smith
Drax: so what's her deal, she's not Black and she's not a Widow?
Star-Lord: I'd let her black my widow! (T'Challa proceeds to fuck Gamora)
Daniel Reed
They’ll save this for Part 2, after Tony Stark dies.
Henry Bell
>Wakandan tribesmen engage in ritual raping of Pepper Potts
Thanos: Now this brings a smile to my face
Joshua Walker
Doctor Strange: I got my PhD when I was 26
Black Panther: Yeah I gots a Pretty Huge Dick too whiteboi, but I had it mah whole life ya feel me?
Leo Foster
yeah if it were written by nigger i bet it would be full with muh dick quips
Noah Martinez
>Balancing the universe
Blake Cox
>putting those useless non-superpowered bitches into the big fight
I continue to be totally unamazed with the mendacity of these movies.
Christopher Evans
why didn't dr strange hide the time stone in a mystical dimension or some shit?
Sebastian Russell
Didn't see black panther but i've heard his little sister is some sort of a genius so her introduction will go something like this:
>tony and bruce working on an armor for the hulk but they cant figure something out
>She walks in the room *blip blap bloop* on an holographic touch screen
>done
>Everybody look at each other in complete silence
Thomas Ramirez
Justin Lee
Star-Lord: Guys I have a plan
Rocket Raccoon: This isn't going to involve another one of your wacky dance-offs is it?
Star-Lord: ...no?
Thanos teleports behind him
Thanos: Pssssssh........ Nothin............... Personnel.................... Kid......
Star-Lord: Nani the fuck??
Dies
Peter Parker: Guess you could say he wanted to dance hey?
Caleb Gray
this will happen
Ian Sanchez
Kek, best one so far.
Kevin Watson
Asher Thompson
Dr. Strange is going to side with Thanos, or at the very least be tricked by him.
He’s still an arrogant asshole.
James Barnes
KEK
Elijah Evans
Peter Parker: Cool if I SWING BY???
Tony Stark: Now is not the time for quips!
Star-Lord: Let's have a BLAST!
Tony Stark: I said now is not the time for quips!
Ant Man: I"M BIG NOW
Tony Stark: Ah fuck it, MA NAMA JEFF!
Oliver Ortiz
Why is Sup Forums so fucking butthurt at everything? Are you here to hide from the fact that Trump will be in jail soon?
Adrian King
if only Raimi was still involved...
Adam Powell
Thanos punches Thor who is holding cosmic cube
Thanos : You know, you should be careful to not drop something that fragile
Then he looks at camera and winks
Cooper Watson
>he doesn't raimipost
Jason Rivera
fuck this is the worst thing I've read all day
Carter Scott
kek'd
Aiden Jones
>Thanos faces the Avengers who are all lined up
>he starts running around them like that Jessica Jones webm fat dude
>Benny Hill theme intensifies
plz make it happen
Anthony Ward
They don't put rich people in jail in America.
Jonathan Young
Jack Myers
>0 quips in trailer one
>2 quips in trailer two
>I.. I.. It's going to be an absolute q.. q. quipfest.
Lmaoing at the state of DCucks still mad they got JOSS'D
Juan Scott
Thanos: “I have the Infinity Gauntlet—”
Dr. Strange: “Sorry, but your time’s up.”
Thanos: (guffaw) “You run a hard bargain, but I’m going to clean your clock”
Heimdahl: “not if I can help it.”
Black Widow: “me too.”
Thanos: (laughs) “You fools”
With all of the stones in place, I am unstoppable.”
Gamora: “shut up dad.”
Rocket Racoon: “bling bling.”
Star Lord: “I’ve put bigger ego’s in check than you, purple people eater.”
Fighting ensues and...
(Song plays)
Camden Robinson
1.As far as the infinity stones go, the Time stone is probably the most OP, maybe reality/power can match it. Why wouldn't he use to fight it if Thanos is going to fuck everything up on Earth even without it.
2.Thanos probably knows more about sorcery then all the Wizards on Earth put together, and with the reality and space stone there's no way Strange can do anything to hide it from him. Not only that, Thanos has an actual sorcerer on his team.
Robert Nelson
*Couple seconds before killing Vision*
Thanos: Heh, i bet you couldnt envision this!
Jason Young
Shuri is my waifu.
Michael Hernandez
I could actually see them use this
James Lewis
Thanos fighting Avengers.
Tony: Oh no we wont let you stay here. We already have one dictator.
... although hasnt such large hands
... they are actually pretty small