Severus... Please... I'm only three weeks from retirement

>Severus... Please... I'm only three weeks from retirement

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I dont care much for HP but why did snape kill dumbledork?

Nobody knows. .It was among the Deatheaters. It was real greaseball shit

I think it was because Dumbledore was dying anyway due to some horcrux poison or something and so he had Snape kill him to allow him to gain Voldie's trust

only saw the series once though 2bh

>no friends, no family to speak of, estranged with his foster home.
>kid's a ghost...

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This is correct and true.

Unless Rowling retconns it like the fucking retard she is.

He had AIDS because he was a faggot and Snape was an alt righter

does Snape achieve anything at all as Voldies right hand? The students get blitzkrieged anyway and he doesn't help Harry at all.

>"Severus.. wait.. Slytherin actually won the house cup in Harry Potter's first year!"
Could have changed things.

doesnt he kill the snake? i can barely remember

>"no"

It'll become something about gay interracial immigration love in the next year or so

He gave harry the sword

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, POTTER! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE? I'VE GOT THE OTHER SCHOOLS ON MY ASS BECAUSE OF YOU! HAND IN YOUR WAND NOW, YOU'RE SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. AND YOUR OTHER WAND.

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>it’s a “Harry puts his wand in his mouth and tries to magic his brains out because Cho Chang died” episode

>time to strech your legs old man
>Severus please!
>DEH!

What did Rowling mean by this?

Cho cucked Harry with Cedric, bet Harry was quite pleased how things turned out.

l-lewd

Snape makes Voldy think heowns the elder wand by right of strength, so Voldy kills him thinking he owns the elder wand's rights. Instead it actually falls to Draco since Draco actually defeated Dumbledore.

tl;dr u win elder wand by sporty defeat not by kill

Severus... Please... I'm three hours into dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>Charm our way in? But Detective Potter, that building will be defended against that!
>kid, it’s time you learned the charms Flitwick never taught you

>Deh!

based

He gave dumbledore and harry the vital information needed to kill voldemort

>DAMN IT POTTER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOUR LITTLE EXPEDITION INTO THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS IS GONNA COST? I'VE ALREADY GOT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC BREATHING DOWN MY NECK!
>But Sir, Voldemort was going to-
>I don't want to hear anything about Voldemort, Potter! I told you, you're off that case! This is the last straw, hand in your wand and owl. You're off the force.

I PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO STOP EATING LEMON DROPS

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>did you find the mole, Potter?
>not a mole, sir... a rat

kek