My superpower is that I can do back flips
My superpower is that I can do back flips
Aaron Lewis
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Joseph Campbell
Superpowers are queer as fuck and Scarlett Johansson is so fucking hot it doesn't matter.
Joseph Clark
>Reminder she killed her tits
>Also a reminder she was willing to get nude in the Island and Michael Bay said no
Jose Butler
why the fuck do none of you fuckheads complain about this boring character too?
Cooper Butler
Dylan Jackson
her superpower is making my dick hard
Caleb Jones
Colton Perry
Because he an act his way out of a paper bag an actually can do something useful via his "never miss" shtick?
Juan Garcia
Because they're sexist trash.
That makes me sad but she got some serious milkers after her kids so I'm betting her jugs are back now. Either way her body is still retardedly hot.
Imagine being this gay.
Levi Gomez
Matthew Diaz
Because RennerHawkeye is my husbando
Jokes aside: there’s nothing to complain about
; Renner hardly gets any screen time as it is and it just feels like Hawkeye's a background character most times. They have no idea how to make this character leave a good impression and they already ruined him by dumping him with some random chick
Tyler Ward
sounding a little bit like a homophobic dickhead there buddy
Levi Ortiz
Sorry but I really, really hate queers.
Camden Roberts
Clearly her superpower is being able to take an ass pounding from Hulk.
Christopher Johnson
Because Renner is gay and we don’t upset the gays
Jonathan Peterson
Her superpower is sitting on my face.
Jonathan Butler
>That makes me sad but she got some serious milkers after her kids so I'm betting her jugs are back now. Either way her body is still retardedly hot.
Sweet, dumb, summer child. She had the reduction after the kid was born. She had her kid in 2014. She's a B cup now. Look at any of the recent pics of her.
Liam James
This is her superpower famalam
Kevin Gonzalez
This.
Parker Young
Goddamn right.
Nicholas Anderson
Bummer. Probably hated how saggy they looked after she breastfed. I still really love her face and ass though and I have a huge set of saggers at home to play with so big tits aren't as important now as they were before I married a stacked fatty.
Sebastian Powell
She had implants. She had them removed. She hasn't talked about it, but they weren't real to begin with, so they probably didn't sag.
Matthew Gomez
How did she go from being the smartest in the group to a pointless retard who hangs out in the back? In the first movie she manages to trick the Trickster God himself. After that she's just a useless cunt who flips around shooting at things.
Joseph Bennett
Wyatt Young
>She had implants. She had them removed
Real shame if true. I assumed it was weighloss.
Probably writer who don't really know what to do with her.
Brayden Cook
Thought Sup Forums screwed up the thumbnail first.
Owen Allen
Joseph Jones
because he is in the background most of the time. like he should when you compare him with literal semigods.
Luke Reed
Logan Howard
I liked him in Avengers, calling out targets for the rest of them and picking them off at the same time.
Landon Howard
I honestly love that expression of terror when she's about to get the green cock. I mean, she can act
Ethan Morris
lmao
Jaxon Green
Also, immortal.
Julian Watson
Getting too much green dick thrown at her!
Jackson Carter
>the whole Widow peril scene in Avengers
Jackson Garcia
Hudson Russell
i need more ass pics of her desu senpai
Lincoln Diaz
Cooper Torres
Andrew Torres
That retard ruins what could have been the best fapping material ever.
Leo Lee
Here's the larger version. Shit, I have to post it in /hr/.
Ian Brown
>cast Scarjo in your movie so you can dryhump her as she talks dirty in a slutty accent
/ourlad/
Jace Martin
what facial abuse scene is this?
Cameron Flores
Colton Barnes
she just got her implants removed.
Ayden Mitchell
Her best haircut imo
Adam Jenkins
The extent of her "superpowers is shown in 1 on 1 fights and when she memes on Loki in Avengers 1
Joshua Gomez
I didn't let him ruin shit, I still fapped to shit in that movie.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
"Outta my way, I'm gonna get my green dick!"
>sweating
>the way she starts to breathe faster when he grabs her mouth
F-fug.
Liam Nguyen
Don't even tease me with that bro
Carter Brown
>scared, sweaty ScarJo in danger
My dick is going to explode
Nicholas Anderson
Her kissing Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona was more fappable.
Hudson Thomas
post a vid of you doing a back flip, OP
or touching your toes if that's too hard
Ian Martinez
>writes himself a movie where he is the MC and gets to fuck anyone he wants
he is pretty clever tho
William Johnson
But her Superpower is shooting 9mm bullets
Jayden Lewis
Normies complain about him all the time and characters poke fun at him in the script while making an exception for Black Widow and cry she isn't front and center enough when she already does... bitch has more space on the poster than some of the actual superheroes featuring in the movie and it looks out of place. Heck if Hawkeye's costume was like it was in the comics he wouldn't look out of place either, he's an actual superhero just a lame one. A redhaired femme fatale spy being basically being the "face" of these big superhero extravaganza movies now featuring aliens and cosmic shit is never going to stop being weird to me. I honestly wish she wasnt featured in these movies, she should be a background role like Shuri or Wong and only feature prominently in spy thriller type flicks like Winter Soldier or the solo movie she is getting. The fact that she is a recognized Avenger and gets screentime due to female representation is bonkers and a relic of the Joss Whedon era where they just had to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks rather than building up some real female superheroes. Scarlet Witch, Wasp or Captain Marvel being as prominent as BW I would have no problem with.
Angel Bennett
Which is pretty cool if you don't need to reload ever
Dylan Robinson
>Tony hasn't even made her some repulsor guns
Come on, Stark. PEW PEW
Hudson Gutierrez
>talking about hulk’s dick as if it’s impressive
>Hawkeye’s dick is canonly huge
Lincoln Parker
my ass is bigger and im a thin lanklet
Xavier Powell
No different than self inserting into porn.
Jaxon Johnson
I'm not talking about Hulk's dick, but how hot Scarlett is in such situations
Isaiah Green
You know at least Hawkeye could fire arrow with, i dont know maybe some kind of cryptonite arrow, but her ?
Andrew Collins
Prime MCU
Now they cast only actress without any ass
Ryder Parker
#metoo
Andrew Sanchez
>my superpower is that I'm a big guy with a lot of money
Caleb Young
My superpower is that I can drive a car
Hudson Allen
To be fair it's a pretty fucking cool car.
Daniel Cook
CHICKS DIG THE CAR
Sebastian Brooks
It's not a caaaaaaaah.
Zachary Flores
Hawkeye banged SheHulk. Of course he has a huge one.
Daniel King
>hawkeye fucked she hulk
>hulk fucked black widow
Pottery
Colton Peterson
I mean in the comics Widow never touched Banner. Her boytoys were Bucky Clint and le blind daredevil man.
Jason Morris
Does Scarlett smoke? I couldn't watch Her because all I could hear is that smokers voice
Anthony Clark
but her voice was best part of film
William Ross
because the movies acknowledge that he is a lesser superhero
Jeremiah Peterson
>black widow has super powers
What are you doing, m8?
Owen Howard
>this would now be a problem
The worst timeline.
Adam Smith
God, that straight hair was awful. Makes her look like a fucking Yorkshire.
Grayson Edwards
She smokes quite a bit, apparently, and for the better part of 15 years.
I loved her voice in that movie, though, her acting was really good, too. Funny that one of the best work is literally just her voice.
Jace King
Her voice is liquid sex.
Aiden Ortiz
Because they don't shove him into everything. They write him into scenarios he should be in and then he fucks off. They keep Black Widow around when she serves zero purpose other than being sexy woman. That's it.
Brandon Wright
Downgrade casting
Jace Mitchell
>posting images of when she was still hot and had tits
Don't do this user. Don't remind me of how she maimed herself.
Jason Brown
Because the movies acknowledge his lesser powers, and he therefor mostly stays in a support and scout role
Christopher Powell
Prime Scarjo.
Alexander Reed
I prefer the cute bob.
Joseph Walker
Thora Birch is the cuter.
Jeremiah Martin
Because as of Age of Ultron he actually has a distinct and interesting personality. I got no problem with Black Widow not having any actual powers, it's how her personality is boring at best and makes scenes a fucking chore to watch at worst (Red in my ledger? Seriously Whedon wtf kind of shit writing is this garbage?)
Kayden Morales
Did you skip Civil War and fall asleep during Age of Ultron during the Black Widow parts?
Connor Powell
Because he's fine the way he is. Shows up, does his bit and doesn't overstay his welcome.
Parker Wright
>Shows up, does his bit and doesn't overstay his welcome.
It helps that he acknowledges how silly he is in AoU.
>I'm a normal dude fighting robots with a bow and arrow. Don't none of this make sense, son.
Samuel Reed
That's a lot of words when you could have just said "I don't like her because I'm sexist."
William Nelson
is this the hottest ship in capeshit
Leo Ramirez
For some reason it really is. Sounds so stupid on paper but ever since I saw that gif it just makes me diamonds.
Matthew Nelson
hulk had more chemistry with thor and valkyrie in ragnarok
Samuel Wood
Yeah kinda. That movie was a bore.
Matthew Hughes
She was also pretty useful in Winter Soldier.
Daniel Walker
imagine getting to sniff her butthole
Aaron Roberts
i like him because he is a rather normal guy
he has a family, his bow and arrow and isnt some living superweapon or a rich supersmart playboy