ATTENTION FBI
>ATTENTION FBI
ATTENTION FBI
>ATTENTION FBI
What the fuck do you want us to do? There's been no new information and we are running around in circles with this pizza shit. We sent in FOIA request until our finger fell off and your system stopped accepting them.
WE ARE GETTING DOWN TO THE WIRE!
We need your guidance. Tell us what you want in this thread and we will make your dreams come true!
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I want to believe
Bump. FBI, don't let your schemes be dreams!
FBI is busy making plans of arrest. Stop bothering them.
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repeating digits summon FBI
Bump, cummon its not like you have anything better to do at the j edgar hoover building on a friday afternoon.
Look deeper into the Clinton Foundation. You guys are close, but there's more to be done.
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I want to touch real boobs one day
You do realize they are prepping for raids as we speak, right? I be the Death Star on Quantico is much abuzz right about now.
SUMMMONINGGGGGG!
We need specifics. We know we are looking into the foundation, but where? The emails? Past leaks from years ago? The FBI docs?
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praise kek
fbi, we summon you!
They need an aware public to back them. If anyone can, please help with FoIA requests.
Lar- I mean FBI here.
Ask and you shall receive.
>heh, Sup Forums thinks the Feds want to deputize them and guide them in a glorious investigation. How quaint.
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Check em.
Bump for god emperor
Keep shit posting
Keep digging
Keep making memes
Keep spreading
That's what the FBI wants Sup Forums to do
If the FBI/NYPD doesn't release a statement or hold a conference by today about the pedophile ring, it's all a lie.
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
How do we defeat Borg?
i'm totally with you there.
stop the pedo angle IMMEDIATELY if it turns out to be total bullshit.
They will be here soon.
Yes? Agent Johnson here, what the fuck do you guys want? I told you we will be the ones contacting in case anything happens.
Dubs summons FBI user.
Don't abandon KEK.
If any of the stories are even partially true, I think the best thing we could do is morally support the FBI faction pushing for investigation and disclosure. Show them that they aren't alone, and that we have their backs should push come to BANG. That will embolden them to continue on the righteous path.
Hey guys, I am an insider! You want to get to so some insane stuff? Look into the seriously racist, misogynistic, xenophobic things DRUMPF! has said. It will like totally blow your mind, cumskins.
Bump.
We've sent in so many, user. Not only us here on Sup Forums but also on the_donald and also on other gaychans.
Thanks ctr.
if you wont give us answers fbi, the nypd will.
Whose gonna get a bro-pass for the next 4 years?
FBI on dubs? Nah.. will take quads..
Yeah it's the same thing i think the CF it's the main target in our investigation.
Pretty sure the FBI has a bit more important things to do. They might not have time to browse a mongolian knitting forum
BUMP WE NEED THE FBI
SHIT IS GETTING TO FUCKING CLOSE, CTR IS IN OVERDRIVE
Quads for Hillary in cuffs tonight. High energy Friday!
Can you please just fucking leak all the docs you have? And not on wikileaks or some shit. Post the spicy ones here and we regurgitate them until the MSM picks it up.
>This thread
It's like an anime where we team up with our old enemies that we defeated.
or did they defeat us?
Shut up. This is as close to a job interview as I'm gonna get.
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Log my IP and take the energy!
>tfw FBI working with the Clinton campaign to distract you
Sorry man.
>inviting LARP fags
>you'll probably believe what any user tells you anyway
>you'll probably screencap it and start threads saying "HAPPENING!! GET ON THIS Sup Forums!!"
take FBI posts with a grain of salt. Only time can verify if they are legit.
>2016
>still posting this fake image
why?
Trip 777 get
How hard do I have to shitpost to get a job offer?
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>youtube.com
>youtube.com
WAKE UP EVERYONE YOU CAN
VIRAL
SPREAD
MIRROR
LESS THAN A WEEK TO GO!
IT’S WITHIN OUR GRASP BUT WE MUST FINISH STRONG
FBIanon pls come back
At what point do we admit we got taken in by a simple ruse and that FBI agents probably wouldn't rely on a bunch of autistic NEETs to complete a federal investigation?
You sound like that fart retard in South Park.
FBI here.
Of course they would not rely on it but when they are getting stepped on btly the DOJ they need the help. Do it for freedom.
No no, it's like a videogame where we ask our eternal adversary in the end to team up with us against the TRUE EVIL that could destroy both.
NOTICE ME FBI-SENPAI
Look further into Haiti.
Look further into contribution from Qatar, there was a significant bump in defense aid for the country while HRC was Sec of State. Give the people proof of that to show pay for play.
>What the fuck do you want us to do?
Grab a snack and turn on the TV, we're suiting up.
He wasnt real FBI user, faggot
That's true, user. A lot have filled out, but there's still effort being put in to get sets of three from the counts I saw. Three of the same requests get the info published publicly online. I'm worked up about it. Might be our best shot at putting heat on the DOJ to prosecute.
Bump for kek
Bump for justice
You have almost no chance of getting Sup Forums to figure that out. Their mind is made up, and hell or high water, they will delude themselves into the plot. It'd be fun to watch if it wasn't sad. I lurk and watch to remind myself of why shit has gotten so bad.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
FBI, please do something. (Flint)Stone is definitely trying to track me down. all my cloud backups of the files I submitted to you have all been hacked and removed. DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE
What like these party animals?
NO MAN LOOK AT TURKS AND CAICOS!!!
Even the Pope likes Pizza!
Pffft you guys think you on to something big but you really are just Putin's little puppets! Stupid cumskins.
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Lol fox mulder? Nice Shit post lol
>THIS IS THE FBI
THIS IS THE FBI
>THIS IS THE FBI
THIS IS THE FBI
You've done well, but now we want you to focus on the true mastermind behind the "Clinton" Foundation and the secret pedo-ring. Hint: pic related
Time stamp or larping.
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FBI got served BOYS
THATS IS NOT REAL CAUSE YOU COULD SOLD OUT YOUR IDENTITY TRHU DAT
GET OUT POSER
>Implying the big guys are directly going to assist/let assist Sup Forums. And let us know about it.
Patience. We will not let you down.
But they haven't released anything. I guarantee there's been hundreds of request for Hiliary's email server.
>Special Agent: Fox Mulder
They're all suicided by now
They didn't need us to complete the investigation itself. They already had all the info needed. I think that post, if anything (assuming it was real), was to get people prepped and ready for the arrests by the use of meme magic.
That'll be no consolation if I get offed.
Check this summon
will the fbi recruit us after this?
what happened man?
I think they've all been v& and suicided with barbells.
We've heard nothing
Definitely. The van will be around shortly to escort you to an induction party.
Not a chance. We are just free labor.
FREE LABOR THAT'S JUST SITTING ON THEIR ASSES AT THE MOMENT WAITING FOR ORDERS!
You people have let yourselves be derailed by some stupid fucking pedo witch hunt. The investigations into the CF have all but stopped. All it is now is spirit cooking. Fucking seriously? "But, but, le christians and le religion for the win." They're already voting for Trump, you dumbasses. All you are doing is setting it ALL up to be discredited for what it is, a fucking witch hunt. Goddamn morons.
for fucks sake
we have established that SA and UAE are donors to Clinton
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED
Kek
REMEMBER: only CTR wants to hide information. However, the normies are aware of the pizza and spirit cooking crap, we did our job there. Look into the foundation and their links to foreign governments.
I've been in hiding since I left hawaii. They attemped to ambush me several times at HNL as I was fleeing. Yakuzas do not look like airport janitors and ticketing agents FYI
Impersonating an agent such as myself is a federal crime. But I can tell you were making a joke.
FBI here. I've got a few minutes Ask whatever questions you'd like goy-- er, guys.
Assange is suicided, wikileaks got compromised weeks ago. This whole ufo-pedo-pizza-spirt dining is just a distraction THEY planted.
Find a better argument, CTR. This is pretty bad.
Plenty of irrational Catholic church ladies who were planning to vote for Hillary will see this and flip out.
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whos they? lets pretend you dont have much time left and had to explain it all in one message.
Chekum
Can someone explain where this "PIZZA" came from?