Canada VS Australia, best place to live?

Canada VS Australia, best place to live?

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If you arent white go to australia

If you're a
1. faggot
2. Non white
3. Non Christian
4. Cunt
5. Mega cunt
Go to Australia

Canada because fuck the heat

In which country do I find the cutest Asian girls?

none

because you can't live in a non-country, this is factually false

Which one has the better beer?

Australia desu
Canada is a nation of Aryan's
This is a newspaper clipping from this mornings Toronto star

Australia may have the most hellish animals on earth, but leafs are probably worse.

What is going on with this map did Canada finally float away

Neither. Ones a fucking icebox with Indians and the others a fucking oven with Abos
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Do Kiwis like Germans, especially the girls there?

Germany.

Yeah but we're not rapists. Honest.

They forgot to include the entire Yukon

On one hand
>no guns, murderous wildlife, most of it is wasteland, hot as fuck
On the other
>fewer guns, cuck leaders, most of it is tundra, cold as fuck

>90% white vs 55% white
easy choice, we have no future

A fucking leaf couldn't handle a month of the bantz in Australia, stop kidding yourself kiddo

Nobody likes Germans

Canada can be pretty hot. When I was in Toronto it hit 40C.

>Canada
>cold
Dumb dung it was like 9 degrees celsius today stupid bitch

Yeah but only because goats can't say no

our politicians are all self-serving, incompetent hacks but it's better than weedman

Canada is full.

It's sheep for the Kiwis you bloody mong, goats are for the Mudslimes in your country.

>not a single spec of empty land
Fuck man

this

frig off.

>tfw I fucked up and ruined it

Don't come to our fucking country

Full of fucking snow.
Nice capture of the only day of summer Canada gets per year.

>toronto
See that's your problem. Toronto is a shitty city. WHY THE FUCK DO YOUR TRAMS ONLY GO 30 IN A 50 ZONE AND BLOCK BOTH LANES OF TRAFFIC REEEEEEEE

Nope, November 4 and has not snowed yet.

We don't got no trams nigger we got streetcars
STREETCARS!!!!!

>That picture
wtf lol

Then what's the point of Canada if it's not even snowing

Australia.

Australians where fucking based in real life desu. Non stop drinking and bants while I was there, everyone seemed like they would give you their shirt if you asked after knowing them for just 30 minutes.

Get a heaps more upper class white america vibe from there.

Streetcars are the worst thing I have ever seen. Death to any politician that supports them. They are just slow busses trapped on rails.

Fuck off yugonigger

I'd move to Australia in a heartbeat
Fuck winter

That's why the government should have gone with subways instead of fucking around with the powerplants

>Canada VS Australia, best place to live?

Australia by far. Have you noticed how good looking and thin Australians are? Canada has some of the most disgustingly obese/ugliest people on the planet

That picture looks /comfy af

Buses
>shake and bump
>full of smelly foreigner Filipinos heading to the suburbs
>bus driver always some angry immigrants

Streetcar
>smooth sailing no speed bump on the tracks
>piss of immigrants and tourists trying to drive downtown
>kill faggot cyclists who trip on the rails
>make a cool bell sound
Nah yeh fuck off cunh

Eat shit leaf

it's to have a chill time user, not everyone has to get places on time, let's just get places more slowly and gain some perspective on life, I never took a streetcar in Toronto so I don't really know

Average weight in Canada is like 120 pounds
My girlfriend is 90 pounds

>he doesn't like snow and cold
>white

pick one

The vast majority of kiwi girls are meh or unattractive.
If you plan on moving here for girls you will be utterly disappointed.

I'm not into Macedonian cuisine

Do you even snow dance bud?

We had to plow our driveway on Halloween.

The snow will come. It always comes.

>his country is literally a hairy dangly ball sack

Trees, empty space, more trees, other than a little winter I think it is perfect for innawoods in hard times.

Just like a Canadian
Comes and leaves white all over and leaves you to clean up the mess

Now I know you're fucking lying. Australians are too poor to afford shirts.

There is only one truly temperate area of Canada, and that's southwestern BC.

>tfw Kiwi's never walk outside when it's thirty below and your boogers in your nose freeze instantly

God damned it's a disgusting feeling.

Where are you wheraboots bud? I'm in the maritimes and its cozy.

I really love my country, when I was younger I didn't understand why anybody would be patriotic. Now I know that I truly lucked out getting to live in Canada.
We're peace keepers, we have a fuckload of natural resources and land, we've beaten America back from taking our land multiple times, we have beautiful national parks and our people are known worldwide for being kind.
The only issue is that our liberal government allows too many ethnics to enter for my tastes.

There's an Australian guy I knows and he has a rainbow flag on his house
ALL YOU AUSFAGIANS FUCK OFF CANADA IS HOMO FREE!!!L

Any place is better than Australia

Canada is full of lefties fuck it

When Emperor Trump wins he's going to nuke Australia

t. chink

That's a tough call because if you like the beach life style Oz would trump us easily. It promotes a healthy-fot lifestyle. If you could give a fuck about beach lifestyle then we got them covered hands down. We have beautiful USA under us to visit and vacay to. We have a couple diverse climates. Maritime. Southern Ont. prairies. Rocky Mountains. west Coast and sub artic north. they are all different...maybe not by much but there are noticeable differences and you can see that in the landscape and in activites people do. Oz is a fucking wasteland desert. Borrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggggg.

There is a reason the Roastbeefs and Frogs came here to frontier, fight and die for every square inch and sent criminals to Oz.

I'm Hung-Aryan

Fuck off bro they dindu nothing.
They have some of the cutest girls in the world

Canada has the same weird censorship and legal social controls as Australia, but Australia is way worse because they have a huge inferiority complex. Fuck actually living in Canada though, way too cold.

I would die of panic If i saw that, Here I seen a grizzly once and it was fine besides keeping my distance, but that would freak me out.

If you are a "minority", Canada is probabilly going to give you free gibs.
If you are white or asian, Canada.

Homo free
>Justine Trudeau

Central BC. It's cozy enough. Are you getting any fun weather yet?

Wrong I'm a Hung-Aryan minority and I got nothing
Fuck off all homos are foreigners no Canadian Anglo is as homo

It was fun in summer with a ton of thunderstorms but right now it's nothing but rain because it's not cold enough for snow.

Canada by far.

Why doesn't you nose freeze and fall off?

Because we're white

It was 60 F in Florida today and that's fairly cold. Fuck you and your sub 50 F weather

Canada
>settled by choice for hundreds of years

Australia
>peopled by the dregs of British society who were sent there as punishment

Really makes you think.

Probably Australia

Nigger

I've never experienced temperatures below zero degrees in my life.
I should visit a cold country one day to see what it's like.

Liberals don't count anyone from europe as a minority.
Have me as an example, while I am white by the single fact that I am from the country"opressed by the evil white americans", I can enter to Cucknada without visa, and I will probabilly get gibs that come from your gold reserves. Just gotta do it before they run out of it.

>sub 50 F
>cold

60 is pretty much perfect, I'm chilling in shorts and a tshirt with my windows wide open and it's 48

-30 is okay
Just wear a hat
Fuck off spic I didn't read your post I don't want dumb brownie cunts talking to me

Don't get frostbite.

100% Canada, but only if all the Canadians were slaughtered en mass. So Australia it is. Throw another shrimp on the barbie ya flamin galah. Daddy's home.

-20 C is by no means comfy m8

Wtf did his entire hand freeze and die?! That's disgusting

Whatever you say maplefaggot, remember that you chose your queer prime minister yourself, and he is allowing waves of immigrants enter.
>pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2016/06/28/canada-lift-visa-requirements-mexico
You secretly love having Pablo and Muhamed fucking your wife on the other room, don't you?

>-30 is fine with a hat
You've gotta be joking.
The difference between 30 and zero is hot and absolutely freezing.
I can't even imagine the temperature difference between 0 and -30.

Having your eyelids start to freeze is always fun

Who would win in a war?

>Fuck off all homos are foreigners no Canadian Anglo is as homo
There's a gay porn sight that caters to guys that like that Joey McDoughy look you all have. Unsurprisingly you guys look almost the same as Australians, but the Australians tend to be thinner and uglier, I guess because of the convict thing.

Kek, not even close. Canada is much bigger (economically/population/resources) than pol realizes

yeah but australia has drop bears

>tfw you've never gone for an evening stroll in the dead of winter under Northern lights and the brightest moonlight twinkling on the hoar frost
>tfw you've never heard the snow crunching and squeaking under your foot steps
>tfw you've never felt the frozen air stinging your lungs and tip of your nose and making your cheeks so numb you can't hardly talk properly
>tfw you've never propped your feet up by the glass on the fireplace you warm your toes up while drinking hot chocolate and your dog curls up on the floor behind you to act as your pillow.

Why even live? Get your arse somewhere friggin cold this winter.

Most common world maps are highly size distorted, with any land masses located toward the poles tending to look much bigger than they really are...
Also fuck off we're full.

If you prefer:

>All banter is in jest while drinking beer

Australia

>You think it's some banter but then you realize they're actually retarded and believe in something you would consider a joke

Canada

fuck off, we're full whilst canada is very progressive and accepting of goat fuckers. Go there non-whitey.