Green Lanterns #33 Storytime

Tim Seeley jumps in, as the new writer of GLs.

First order of business: A job hunt!

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Couldn't Batman just pay them a livable wage for being on the Justice League?

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Cruz continues to be best girl alongside amazing constructs

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I really like that construct

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Aw fuck. That ruined my day.

Well, this run is off to a good start. I was worried; it was going to be hard to top Humphries's run, and obviously it still will be, but this is off to a solid start. I'm guardedly optimistic.

>the ring is worried about her
CUTE, I really want the ring to become its own independent being, like a green lantern who is a living construct

Great editing

I completely forgot her hair is brown and not black

It really pisses me off in the JL books. Not that JL is any good anyway. But the art is as bad/worse as the writing..

Page of the week

We know Hal is basically a hobo but how about the other lanterns? Are John, Kyle or Guy still financially stable after spending so much time in space?

John's got his military pension and Kyle probably is making residuals from his time doing art. Guy is probably a hobo, though.

Oh right, and Hal was in the Air Force so he also probably has pension. I'm pretty sure he has an apartment that he returns to every now and then.

Bat-welfare wouldn't be setting a good example for your nephew user

Did someone fucked up that fourth panel?

I'm pretty sure Guy has just immigrated to space fulltime.

I like that this run avoids Johns' Rainbow Corps bullshit and instead has Lanterns doing Lantern job.

You don't get a pension if you were dishonourably discharged.

He was dishonorably discharged, I don't think those dudes get pension?

Ah fuck she's The villain on the Jan issue

Was he? I'm not too knowledgable about John other than "sniper architect with a girlfriend named after Mortal Kombat finishing moves".

>"do any of you know billionaire bruce wayne"
>"uh no, and if he doesn't want to loan us money anyway"

Robot Chicken was right

Ok, this was a good start. I guess this book still in.

Those four all live in space now

Latest issue of Hal n Pals had them arguing over who would get to go check on earth since none of them have seen it in so long

Guy is self-employed

Jess' constructs are so fucking cool

This page sold me on Seeley writing this book. He's definitely the right choice to succeed Humphries.

No, Jessica. YOU'RE oddly cute.

I need that Jess on the third panel

>fourth panel

This is Marvel-tier editing

>I used to pee in Human Kitty Litter
w-what?

Kyle uses the money of his bitch (Carol) to pay for everything.

FUCK YOU user FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

first arc was basically that with the Red Lanterns and them hinting at Red Dawn. Thank god whatever Simon saw with his Emerald Sight (Which I'm glad is also being forgotten) was quickly forgotten

Looks like Marvel editors are also jumping to DC

Yeah Green Lantern Corps (2011) #25 has him punching a superior officer because he endangered civilians.

That was by Humphries, I was talking about Seeley's run that just began.

Damn Jessica your tits are banging

>First Bleez
>Now this chick
So Simon's dick is for non-humans only?

POC in the Corps can only fugg hot aliens, it's in the rule book.

>Alexei the Lacerator

This is so my new super villain name.

>I like that this run avoids Johns' Rainbow Corps bullshit and instead has Lanterns doing Lantern job.

This, it has been so damn long since GLs did space cop things. It was always secret missions and great prophecies or stuck in another universe or fighting some interstellar anti-lantern conspiracy.

This book is refreshing.

This is clearly why Sinestro chose Simon in the first place. He understands the goodness of an Ungaran puss-puss.

>How was traffic?
>Light.
Oh, Jess.

makes sense, best boy deserves best girls

I hate this trope

I remember back in the early post-Crisis days Wally mentioned getting a JL stipend. I don't know what happened to that though, might have just been a JLE thing.

JLI/JLE was financed by Max so they all got paychecks.

maybe I'm an idiot but I'm not seeing it

I think in the third panel both bubbles are supposed to be his.

But it's nothing new. They usually fix it in the trade, I remember there was one in Morrison's Dickbats and Damian run.

B-u-m-p

So are both Humphries and Seeley good writers or is the Simon/Jess dynamic really hard to fuck up?

>Jess has an action figure of Barry

CUTE!

This was a nice way of giving an introductory issue without literally recapping everything.

all of the above

>really hard to fuck up
It's incredibly easy to fuck up
Just have them actually fuck

>Second Panel
I guess Shaggy got tired of all that apocalypse bullshit

> Or forty sextillion thanksgiving turkeys
I love this book.

I bet Jess's flash action figure smells like Tuna

Why does her ring talk like that?

She literally taught it to talk casually. Everyone is baffled how she did it.

Holy shit Jessica, savage teasing.

they broke up ages ago

They really are.

I would've sent you love notes ;__;

She talks to her ring on a casual basis because she had no one else to talk to.

Nah man, we talking about Hal not getting a pension.

What humans lanterns don't fugg hot aliens?

>/ourgirl/

Oh! Seems like John did too, though.

What, did Hal get discharged because he lanterened around too much?

it's great that Seeley takes the time (or is it the artist?) to create interesting constructs for the story
it's surprisingly rare in GL titles

Yeah, in new52 it was shown he got discharged (again) from the Airforce for fucking around in space too much.

Once his bitch walkways his bitch, besides he actually just disappear without trace in Omega Men right? He was still pinning for her in the first issues and probably she was doing the same, we have not watched yet the reunion.
I bet he is going to be banging her as soon as she reappear in any comic.

When the fuck was she ever in the vega system? Why would the Omega Men give a fuck about her?

but really, the Reds have been MIA for a while

did you not read past the first couple issues?

Cooldown period to prepare for a new ongoing
/wishful thinking

No it's the guy alright, but they should've adding something to show that he's doing an impression of some random guy.

A real dishonorable discharge would've prevented him from getting back in at the start of Johns' run.

Surely he gets something out of that time he was a POW during One Year Later.

Hmm...Gardner?