Anyone who waifus her over star is literally brain damaged

Anyone who waifus her over star is literally brain damaged

Anyone who doesn't waifu her is figuratively brain damaged

I can't fuck a floating head, user

>Anyone who waifus is literally brain damaged

ftfy

bullshit you can't!

Facefuck her!

>not wanting that sweet reverse throatfuck

unless it's jackie

>Anyone who waifus her over star is literally brain damaged
"If you don't choose the girl with brain damage, then you sir are brain damaged"

Hey Peanut! How's it going buddy!

Peanut loves Jackie you fag.

Considering every other goddamn show in existence has the male lead and female lead hook up while side females get fucking shafted, it's nice that there's at least one show refusing to use that tired-ass trope.

I WADDA GIVE HER THE BIG PEANUT WHILE WE CUDDLE AND STUFF AND SHE SHUVELS A WHOLE BAG OF PIZZA NUGGS INTO HER CRAW

>Oh wait you're serious
>Let me laugh even harder

way to bastardize what was once great

>I don't have an argument, but if I post Bender maybe they'll give up and see that I'm right

You got a problem pleb?

even I know it won't last. We've seen Mac fall for Frankie, we've seen Dipper take a hard swerve away from the Pacifica route back into the dead end Wendy road after we all thought that was done with, we saw Danny drop his more interesting relationship with Valerie to end up with Sam and it's gonna happen again
But god dam it, until this ship crashes it's gonna be a hell of a ride

You posted literally what was happening in the show.
Starco will happen and Jackie has already pretty much been forgotten by both of them.
And that's a good thing.

You have to wonder why this happens so often...
At least give us some internal reasons why Jarco is bad that DON'T involve Star. Put the relationship in a vacuum to determine whether it'd work or not.

shit, I hate to say it but is Naruto the only show that didn't pair the MC with what looked like the obvious endgame girl in the last 10+ years?

Bleach. Shit was so bad I hope Tite Kubo dies in his sleep. And no, not just because ichiruki. That shit was a mess for years and he just decided to end it with like, 20 plot threads left unresolved. Shows how he wasn't good at writing and should have stuck drawing.

Anyone who fails to appreciate Hekapoo lacks heart, brain, and possibly soul.

>Huffs paint
Thats some good shit
>SHINY! AND CHROME!

When do new episodes come out?

>Anyone who waifus is literally brain damaged
fify

November 6
Here's to Jackie!

This. Jackie had no chance from the beginning, it was obvious - but after HP I don't even care, she's everything a guy in a multi-dimensional universe needs.

He has a Japanese super cold user. He actually is dying

>Star and Jackie battle in a post apocalyptic hellscape with their hordes of brain damaged Waifufags

Jackie is more pure than a literal semen demon

real best girl coming through

it was never great and you're welcome

>an actual living onahole

>real best girl
>not actually real best girl
Eww

>is Naruto the only show that didn't pair the MC with my headcanon
holy shit how did you not see that coming

I knew from the moment Hinata's jacket was unzipped after her first fight.

>You have to wonder why this happens so often...
Lazy writing.

>At least give us some internal reasons why Jarco is bad that DON'T involve Star. Put the relationship in a vacuum to determine whether it'd work or not.
That's the problem, Jarco isn't bad in itself but it has to compete with Starco. Being with Star is simply better for Marco on a personal level, as things stand right now.

>lazy writing
What if the main characters get together because they actually have good chemistry and are progressing from an established friendship with mutual love and support for each other?

It is regression. Romantic possession added nothing to their relationship, only made things awkward.

But he should still be able to fit Jackie in his life too

I didn't even try to finish that flaming pile of excrement but BEST GIRL WON.

Damaged goods

*Enhanced goods

Fuckin' dropped

Anyone who cares this much about who waifus who is literally brain damaged

>ywn make out with her on the carpet and needle her ears while some Báthory inspired movie plays in the background

>Anyone who doesn't waifu her over Star is literally gay.

Fixed your horrible grammar, faggot.

The only thing damaged is your ass from that raping you took from Chris Savino last night.

It's normal to want other people to feel how you feel

Why clothes pins? I can handle the earrings but what the fuck is the significance/point of the clothes pins?

Probably just trying something a little more novel.

It's not that Jarco is inherently bad (though Marco is not being a good boyfriend or doing any of the things he said he would do for Jackie), it's that this is a show about Star and Marco and we've followed 2 seasons of their developing friendship and bond. There's just not really a comparison with her not being the main character and all

EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT FEET

>Romantic possession added nothing to their relationship, only made things awkward.
It started getting awkward because Star was repressing her feelings in the first place

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I love young moon's voice so much

She has a mouth, doesn't she?

Absolutely nobody is talking about Star's dainty little toes and how they want to kiss them, you weirdo

I want to huff and puff those toes. As is our way.

Same

>the male lead and female lead hook up
Confirmed in BFM to be end game.
They had River dick an eagle to confirm that's what this meant.

>while side females get fucking shafted
Jackie's getting shafted.

>ponyhead: you know what? he's probably dead. that Hekapoo chick is crazy, man.

Star's 95% of the reason why Jarco isn't good.
The other 5% is Marco spending all his pre-Sony Day time with her.

Why does Marco look so effeminate here?

And those feet come with some sexy legs

Did someone say legs?

Because Marco is effeminate
Pretty enough to pass for a princess, can barely grow peach fuzz, has a "cute tush" according to Star

Yes

No, we said arms.

>why not both?
>why not shoulders and thighs?

Janna is the cutest! Post your cutest Jannas

>spoiler
Now you've gone too far!

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:3

She's a fourteen year-old human, you sick fuck.

We can go younger

What's the problem?

/ss/ does seem to be a rather underappreciated flavor...

when will lekmet come back, I'm getting tired of waiting

Janna!

C-cease these activities immediately!

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True, but it needs to be shown that even if she is not a main character, she is still a real person in their universe with emotions and needs and wants, and they should be addressed lest the punish someone with literally no blame.

>Confirmed in BFM to be end game.
>They had River dick an eagle to confirm that's what this meant.
>River is now King of 2 Kingdoms
So...Marco can have Star AND Jackie now?

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What did I just fucking say?!

her ass is perfect

>shoulders covered
>thighs barely shown
That's better.

That esophagus has gotta end somewhere

Nobody gives a shit about your opinions fag

I can fix that

Jackie's shoulders are an endangered species
Please protect them

Not with that attitude.

Why does Jackie still have more porn than Hekapoo? This is an insult.

Guys I'm serious, post Janna right fucking now or I'm going to get really mad

I SAID CEASE!

It's not like we're being exclusive... all shoulders and thighs welcome!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAsavedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MUH

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