"U.S. military hackers have penetrated Russia's electric grid, telecommunications networks and the Kremlin's command systems, making them vulnerable to attack by secret American cyber weapons should the U.S. deem it necessary, according to a senior intelligence official and top-secret documents reviewed by NBC News."
WW3 HAS FUCKING BEGUN EVERYONE FUCKING PANIC THEY MIGHT TRY LAUNCHING SHIT AT US USING THE KREMLINS CONTROL SYSTEM
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nice source link
Link a source or fuck off faggot.
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SEE
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no, they will do nothing.
the USA wont do anything at all
on the other side once russia retakes control of their systems...
Welp, I'm calling off of work for the next 7 days.
Based USA
RUSSIA
HEY
HEY RUSSIA
HEY
WE HACKED
HEY RUSSIA
WE HACKED INTO YOUR SYSTEM
Trump is right, we have idiots in charge of running our operations.
Ok ok, I posted that as you posted the link.
You're still a faggot though.
But how the fuck does this logic work? Why the fuck would there be an announcement that the U.S has control of Russian systems? They do realize that Russians can see these articles too right? Why the fuck would Russians "hack the election?"
If people are actually stupid enough to fall for this shit, I'm pretty sure the world deserves a nuclear war. Good fucking lord.
chances of this being true with burgers is about zero
Not very nice Mr. Bong.
Good.
Russia should know that actions have consequences. Reminding them what is good for the goose is good for the gander serves a useful purpose.
Pretty fucking retarded to announce it on national news. No way this is true no way someone can be this fucking retarded and announce it to the world.
this is a threat essentially if trump wins obama delcares emergency state and stays in presidency therefore prepare for WW3
if hillary wins then it was totally legit WW3 inminent.
as you see WW3 is literally the only solution
Isn't that bizarre? What a fucked timeline we're in. We must have things tightly monitored if our people are chatty and underestimating Russia.
US and Russia are both part of a bigger world government and are colluding. They both benefit from respective antagonist narrative - Shillary rigs the election, Putin shuts down internet and goes full dictator. Screencap this.
FOR YOU. That's my name. You know why, mister? Because you use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.
And your name is "Record corrector". You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.
You hear me, you fucking foot fags, you fuckin' Bernie bro nu-males? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.
A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your doubles for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A. So do it right and we can M-A-G-A.
Get out there - you got the CTR shills coming in to slide OUR threads. You think they came in to get a break from whoring on Leddit for karma? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. The undecideds are sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?
What's the problem, pal? The memes are weak?
I can go out there tonight with memes and the redpill material you got, make at least 20 people vote Trump! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! M-A-G-A! Get mad, you son of a bitches! You Neet faggots! Get mad!!
Just to be safe, where can I learn Russian asap
>l-look Ivan, we can computer too
Meanwhile every russian household has an eight year old hacking into NSA computers when he's bored on his System/390 held together by gaffa tape and spit, using a dial-up connection running through a bent coat hanger.
Bong.
Brit Bong.
ATTENTION AMERICANS WE HAVE HACKED INTO RUSSIA AND DONE NOTHING. KNOW THAT WE CAN HACK INTO RUSSIA AND HAVE DONE IT SUCCESSFULLY
HOLY SHIIIIT
RUSSIA DONT NUKE TENNESSEE
When it comes to US Strategic policy towards Russia, the American Government has always wanted to have all its cards on the table.
We WANT Russia to know exactly what our capabilities are. We Want Russia to know how many nukes we have. We want Russia to know what those nukes can do.
This belief in letting Russia know what we are capable of also extends into the cyber realm. We WANT Russia to know we can fully retaliate against a cyber attack with our own cyber attack. Hack our governments systems? Guess what? We can do it too. Hack our electrical grid and take it down? Guess what happens next? We do it to you.
We want Russia to know our capabilities. We WANT them to know that anything they do to us, we can do to them.
We also want them to know that if they do X to the USA, X will happen to Russia.
based Ivan know how it work
get.out.
>start a war to cover up your nominees international corruption machine
What a time to be alive!
They likely want the Russians to retaliate so they have a reason to suspend the election.
K keep me posted
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IT'S FAKE
NBC NEWS WAS THE ONE WHO REPORTED THE 'READY FOR CYBER ATTACK' THING LAST TIME
THIS IS SOME KIND OF JEWISH UPSET WITHIN THE MEDIA ABOUT THEIR OCCULT PEDO RINGS BEING DISCOVERED, HOPING RUSSIA KICKS OFF
>we hacked the whole eletrical/communication infrastructure of the Fucking Ruskies
>LETS TELL THE WHOLE INTERNET WHAT WE ACCOMPLISHED
wew
>Trump wins
>Establishment claims it was Russia hacking into the machines
>Cyber war initiated
>Martial Law
>Obama stays in power
>Trump killed sometime after
My digits if singles will stop this.
>One of the hardest grammar among the most widespread languages.
>english speaking people have a harder time learning it than the average frog or kraut
You can't learn it "asap"
try with the alphabet first so you can read a basic sentence
"US military hackers" hahaha
why would they make it known?
are they waiting for russia to make the first move?
russia isn't stupid
Duolingo.com! Fantastic site.
Watch as the US hack Russian launch codes, and make it look like Russia tried to achieve a pre-emptive strike against the US on election day.
More like he's totally retarded. Why the fuck Putin needs to shutdown the internet, if he still has like 80% approval rating. To piss them off?
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's been fun boys. Let's hope we get to 99999999 before the world ends.
biden already revealed this plan, that the us will hit russia hard they have no choice to tell the public now.
>My digits if singles will stop this.
Stop doing this, you fucking retards. It's like you're broadcasting your denial and insecurity.
Stop it. For the love of God stop it. Stick to your words, you slimes.
Such bullshit!
>"top-secret documents reviewed by NBC News."
>mfw the News media can review top-secret docs
US Strategic doctrine is about deterrence. We want all our enemies to know that no matter what they do, we can do it to them in response.
If you hacked into your biggest rival's systems why would you immediately tell them you've done it so they can react to it?
>TFW
That is pretty gay. Point for you Mr. Bong.
> thinks that actually "codes" exist and are stored in digital form
The stupidity, it hurts.
Because they are trying to kill us all.
...
800lb 1337 hacker appears out of nowhere. Only quads can stop him.
two repeating digits and world war 2 starts on monday
Dumbest propaganda I've ever read. Maybe for normies not, but seriously.
I mean, sure they have "cyberweapons" like that, but this piece of stupidity is pure trash.
Russia has an electric grid?
biden already told us we were going to do it
nytimes.com
People were saying the same thing about Bill Clinton, that he was being aggressive against Iraq in order to "slide" Lewinskigate.
Some people probably really do think that Presidents drop everything to deal with one thing at a time.
Electric grid? That shit is probably running on ancient VAX clones without any internet connection whatsoever. Good luck hacking that.
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holy shit i never thought we were so close to WW3 and a fucking dystopia.
Kek please just fucking wipe society out of existance.
Did they crash a satellite so they could access duelist kingdom?
It's bullshit.
Are you trying to tell me my press isn't being honest with me?
That's it, #Imwithher.
Please, it isn't about some physical codes. Just run with the idea, the detail don't matter, comrade.
And why would they tell us and the Russians that they have done this?
>Kremlin's "control system"
>Hacked
>Cheget
>Hacked
>Russians don't even bother to deny this
I don't think this is in any way true.
>Russian electric grid
Can you hack literally non-internet capable shit?
can we even trust this source?
Is it like that time a few weeks back when someone "hacked" a phone and email of someone who doesn't have a phone and email, since our top officials are not completely fucking retarded, just slightly?
Can confirm, guys. I'm posting from Moscow, Texas, but this post should show Russian flag as it's being routed through the Kremlin's mainframe, which we now fully control.
Good for NBC to announce this to the world, must be totally true then
Everytime I'm genuinely upset with poltards ruining Trump's campaign with the Satanist child eating cult shit, something like this comes up, and I feel relieved remembering the other side is just as retarded
>launching a cyber attack on Russia
>u-s-hackers-ready-hit-back-if-russia-disrupts-election
What's an appropriate response though?
Are they justified in shutting down their electric grid over election shenanigans?
Millions of people without heat? What happened to muh basic human rights?
They've been doing this nonsense for a while, they announced they would do a "cyber attack" to counter "russians rigging elections" weeks ago.
>4 minutes response time
Aaand it's fucking nothing. SAGE
This literally reeks of North Korea tier propaganda.
>implying the US government isn't retarded
why would they reveal this
>Russia's electric grid
>digital
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Russia's electric grid still uses levers and switches.
they want to convince the public that the Russian Trump threat is real
Nice trips. THey reveal it so that you Brits can get so scared you literally bend over and get ready to take US dick. How scared are you Britbong? How scared? Whats that? Your pants are already off? Oh no user, its already begun
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Back in the good old gommie days, our bestest propagandist, Mr Urban, informed us that while nearly every citizen of our glorious utopia has a house and a job, there are millions of hobos in the corrupt, degenerate capitalist US of A.
And then our magnificent communist paradise made a campaign to send sleeping bags to the poor homeless people in New York.
Also we were informed about every capitalist plot our vigilant government organs foiled.
Obviously, due to capitalist interference in our socialist paradise, food and clothes rose in price. But our enlightened government informed us that while food, vodka and sugar are more expensive and scarce, train engines and cold-welding valves are now much cheaper.
This is basically this level of news.
We can't fucking trust anything anymore.
Remember when Trump said the military no longer has an element of surprise?
To fuck up an electric grid for months (with the current infrastructure), all you have to do is destabilize a big enough part of it and the whole thing is fucked. restarting takes quite a while and a substantial part of the grid (transformators etc) could get destroyed and would have to be replaced. If the whole grid runs on ancient shit, no problem. If 1/4 of the grid runs on modern shit, that would probably be enough.
FALSE FLAG....
What is going to HAPPEN...
IF Hillary loses its RUSSIAN HACKERS
And OFF to WAR we go
we wuz hackers n sheeeit
It's bullshit, Russia is the only superpower that's still using tubes computers
>heavy breathing
>Guys w-we really shouldn't be p-pushing Russia. T-t-they're scawiee
Fuck off and get the fuck out my country you pussy. Holy shit.
also their virtual jobs fair is http because who cares about NSA applicants, and their server has one SSL certificate for guardsupport.com
k
Guys I wanna go to sleep but now im scared :(
>made a campaign to send sleeping bags to the poor homeless people in New York.
Jesus.
>This is basically this level of news.
Pretty much this, propaganda didn't just go away. It just looks different.
>russia will fear the shit stench
Three Russian submarines from Russia’s northern fleet capable of firing Kalibr missiles are also reported to have arrived in the Mediterranean.
theguardian.com
This.
I bet they didn't even hack it either
what the fuck is this? jews angling for ww3?
>"U.S. military hackers have penetrated Russia's electric grid, telecommunications networks and the Kremlin's command systems, making them vulnerable to attack by secret American cyber weapons should the U.S. deem it necessary, according to a senior intelligence official and top-secret documents reviewed by NBC News."
No government would ever announce this. It's like telling the enemy they forgot to lower the back portcullis on the castle.