How come casuals think Thor is a braindead retard?

How come casuals think Thor is a braindead retard?

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp-bjnn_aOE

You're right, he's not a braindead retard anymore.

Now he's a drunk, braindead, one-armed retard.

>study medicine for years
>never show any medical knowledge in decades of story as Thor

Aaron is a retarded writer

Diana and Thor are both cocky on the surface but it's a show. Thor is actually smart and a better combatant than WW

He's a stupid drunken retard, who's always losing his hammer to ex girlfriends and friendly horse Aliens and blond earthlings, not to mention anyone with a brain who's been alive for thousands of years should be a genius, yet Thor still manages to have the intelligence of a Viking. Also he hasn't killed himself so he could fuck Hela for eternity yet, what a gayboy

>Previous episodes describe Superman as being "infinitely strong" yet they say Diana pulled an equal amount of Earth with Superman helping her.


How

>a better combatant than WW
Nigga he can't even touch wolverine, he's literally a skilless brute like hulk that simply overpower his foes with brute strenght and if it didn't work deus ex machine hammer

>How come casuals think

There you go.

How come God beams didn't hurt her and there was no Rune King Thor?

Loki is the brainy son, thor is the brawny son. That's the dynamic

>He's a stupid drunken retard,

He was always drunken, even in his lore.


>not to mention anyone with a brain who's been alive for thousands of years should be a genius,

That is not how it works. You can't say 50's guy with no talent is smarter than a 20-year-old scientist.

>That is not how it works. You can't say 50's guy with no talent is smarter than a 20-year-old scientist.
He should be wiser though, and thor is clearly not a wise guy.

>Thor so strong how can he lose it unpossible

>Thor lose to a smaller faster more skilled female opponent? That never happens.

>Never ever happens

He's infinitely strong because he's punched against infinity several time. His latest is him breaking a tower of infinite realities to free his son from Mxy.

>Diana pulled an equal amount of Earth with Superman helping her.

They also had Martian Manhunter. They mentioned in the page (which you didn't read) that Batman had to calculate how they were distributing their force across the planet so it wouldn't' break apart. So they weren't just moving the Earth. They were balancing their forces perfectly so that nothing broke.

>He is faster than I

>Muh lightspeed travel
>R-Really guys Thor is fast
>H-He totally fought evenly with Silver Surfer one time and Norin didn't hold back I t-think...
>He's not slow at all

The absolute state of Thorcucks.

When will you learn the powergap between Marvel and DC is real?

Thor got DIALED.

Superman strenght is not infinite,he got overpowered be villains like darkseid, mongul,despero and doomsday

>Using pre Mongul Jr training Supes where his piss weak Bryne years were retconned away as being "muh mental blocks".

Read more casual. Current Superman has no upper limit for his strength.

he got bodied by Atlas, Zod, and even Ulysses

>Atlas

The Kirby one? Superman got sniped by literal magic government satelites.

>Ulysses

Literately Superman's powerset plus more energy powers. Like Wraith or if you want to get even more obscure Vartox.

>Zod

Literally Superman's powerset.

Read more comics then.

>filename
>not Docthor

ONE JOB!

>Thor helps out the EMTs with his medical knowledge and surprises the fuck out of them.

Please tell me this happens more. This is such a nice character trait.

This is from Marvel Adventures Super Heroes.

Considering he uses Mjolnir to transmute and do all sort of weird shit Thor has to at least have some basic knowledge of physics.

Also in the old comics Thor tricks the Absorbing Man into changing his atomic structure into pure helium knowing Creel will end up drifting into the atmosphere.

So yeah at least he knows some science.

Sometimes but not too often, and mostly when Thor was Donald Blake (as in they were the same person not two people sharing the same body or whatever).

Without Don in the equation and the MCU being popular writers just flanderize Thor into the mead drinking loud guy who doesn't understand human technology (despite the fact that Thor has been living in Midgard for a long time).

I just skimmed through it but they seriously not even mention the fact that Wonder Woman can lift Mjolnir?
>all those salty Marvel casuals in the comments crying
Beautiful.

It didn't happen too often because Thor was Don back then and if he wanted to do some doctor stuff he would just change to Don Blake.

It's technically Don in here (but like I said he and Thor were the same person back then, none of that two different people BS) but it's an image of Thor performing surgery on Cap.

The Thor in the back with Iron man is an LMD.

He used to get in trouble as Jake Olsen because he'd run around as an EMS using his Doctor Donald Blake knowledge and overstepping his authority.

He and Jane Foster performed surgery together in an Onslaught era issue.

>How come casuals think Thor is a braindead retard?

Because that's unfortunately what the MCU kinda turned him into. Thor Ragnarok looks like it turned him into such a lunkhead that I'm almost dreading it.

>All this bitching about power levels
>No one points out that the fight depicts both Thor and Wonder Woman as sexist chads
>Two of the most inwadly peaceful honorable warriors in fiction are reduced to two chads having a chad off that goes too far