Delivery

>"ok, that'll be $19.50 plus tip"

Tips are for jews.

Why the fuck are you opening my pizza?

Love me some pizza.

>Hand $20
"Keep the change"

>proceeds to tip 2 dollars

Thanks bye

Here's your tip, GET A REAL JOB

Very VIP Pizza

I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.

umm, no?

Fuck your tip I won't order from you ever again.

This actually happened to me a few minutes ago. I give him a $2.00 tip. How'd I do?

I always do 2 dollars for pizza delivery.

$65,000 plus tip.

-T. Obama

P.S. I love the "waitresses"

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I wouldn't have tipped him any but that's just me

i do 3

but user, your unemployed

delivery boy here. plz tip i only make 4 an hour

Can't wait for the election to be over and for comfy shitposting Sup Forums to be back.

Wheres the doggo that normally delivers? Will you accept shmackos?

>...You filthy animal.

I do 3 if it's more than one pizza

Tim Kaine?

Why don't black people tip in the United States despite it being customary there?

Bad, $3 minimum for that total.

>Niggers
>Being courteous

Pick one

put the lid back on nigger

what a shitty job. are you even compensated for gas and wear and tear on the vehicle?

>"Here's a 20, keep the change"

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>19,50 for a pizza

I thought food in the states is less expensive than in Europe

Even wealthy blacks don't tip. They hair don't tip it's part of their nigger culture they all grew up to poor to eat at restaurants

Do they get paid minimum wage in america?

Its not as shitty as you think my friend makes a shit ton of money delivering but he delivers in a white city suburban city so that's why