>DAHNALD. DD-D....ZZZT...DAHNA...LD! I'VE REDIRECTED THE POLLING SATELLITES, AFTER FIGHTING OFF THE UNCONSTITUTIONBOTS WITH THE HELP OF MY GALACTIGATES... THE REST IS UP TO YO-U--U...U....*Feed Lost*
DAHNALD. DD-D....ZZZT...DAHNA...LD! I'VE REDIRECTED THE POLLING SATELLITES...
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Adam Nguyen
Jebsurge was much better
Hudson Cooper
...
Adrian Powell
TEDDY?!? TEEEEDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!!
Anthony Wood
Godspeed, based Ted
Alexander White
Pretty funny. Thank you.
James Morris
Godspeed, Soarin' Ted.
Cameron Lopez
Godspeed major ted
Ryan Allen
T-ted?
Answer me, ANSWER ME THEODORE!!!
Blake Flores
...
Easton Turner
Say it with me Sup Forums
Fuck Ted Cruz that Canadian, whore using, mexinigger, fake Christian, Bush puppet sucking the cock of the NWO.
Never forgive, never forget. Lying Ted is just trying to kiss Donald's ass now so he can stab him on the back later.
Fuck off Ted shills, you lost because you are scum.
Henry Jenkins
Ground control to major ted
sing along, the witch is dead
Jason Russell
someone needs to narrate this in vocaroo
Joshua Thomas
Calling Major Ted!
Jose Smith
this is fucking hilarious
Ian Hernandez
youtube.com
TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackson Sullivan
Get the fuck out leaf hes /ourguy/ now.
Jaxson White
i fucking love this meme
Landon Jackson
...
Benjamin Price
Why do I love Cruz memes so much?
I hope they do him justice in the Trump 2016 video game.
Jacob Barnes
Dahnald this is call sign Tango Echo Delta,
Package is hot.
Delegates have been delivered, I repeat delegates have been delivered, over.
Jose Thompson
Ground Control to Major Ted
Take your teen tit films and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Nolan Carter
Fuck forgot pic.
Samuel Robinson
Keep up the good work OP.
This meme must never die.
Xavier Garcia
>OP trying to dump all these dank Cruz memes because their market value has plummeted
lel i'll give ya five bucks for the whole lot of em
might be worth something some day ya never know
Blake Robinson
holy fucking shit more ted posting please
Isaiah Russell
11/10
Top Kek M8
Jonathan Bell
Go smoke dokha and chill
Jaxon Ward
This
Thomas Allen
Josiah Lewis
someone should cruzpost randy quaid blowing up the mothership in ID4
youtube.com
Ethan Clark
Adam Gray
go eat american burgers
Dominic Anderson
>manly tears
Colton Long
GROUND CONTROL
TO MAJOR CRUZ
MS. CLINTON'S DEAD
WE JUST CANT LOSE
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR CRUZ?!
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR CRUZ?!
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR CRUZ!?
CAN YOU HEEEEEEEEEEEERE
Am I gathering these delegates
To heeeeeeeelp the Don along
The US will be Red
Or well all soon be quite deaaaaaad
Leo Reyes
This really made me kek
Isaac Cooper
Can someone make punished "venom" cruz?
Michael Bailey
who else /cruzmissle/ now?
Xavier Cook
I eat burgers and smoke dokha you sand digger.
Samuel Hall
>MAJOR CRUZ
>TESSERRACT
>HELPING THE DON DEFEAT CLINTON
>WILL HE EVER RETURN TO US??
Lincoln Barnes
this this this please god this im crying
Jose Nelson
>I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Bentley Wright
ahh ted, a necessary sacrifice, lost but not forgotten
Juan Hall
HILLAHRY YOU CANNOT DENY THE EVIDENCE
NOW HAND OVER THE ELECTION
David Ward
kek
John Taylor
Ohhhhh no
We obviously lost the satellite feed
That sucks
Jacob Brooks
Fucking this.
Daaahnald
Cooper Fisher
Holy shit, nice
Michael Adams
I get that this is memeing but didn't cruz refuse to endorse Trump?
Brody Baker
sometimes i see a post so autistic i almost feel normal
Samuel King
atleast we bruv's arent fat as you are
Ethan Scott
He ended up doing it.
cnn.com
Easton Roberts
Kek, nice meme. Cruzmissle is really growing on me.
Aiden Adams
I googled "Ted Cruz impersonations" to try to practice doing an audio recording, and I got this instead. I forgot this existed, kek
Elijah Ross
>ted
>ever giving up the delegates.
Jonathan Campbell
shit son. I wonder if this will have an impact on the evangelicals and the Shapiro types.
Adam Allen
This is incredible.
Hunter Gomez
...
Camden Scott
truth
Joshua Allen
LOL
Angel Watson
It was a pretty weak endorsement. I doubt any that weren't already voting for Trump will decide to because of Ted.
Blake Ward
Godfuck, I love you guys so much.
The jokes. The pictures. This feels like the Zimmerman trials all over again.
Never leave me, pol.
Adrian Peterson
Still in my top 5 anime.
Xavier Kelly
...
Benjamin Fisher
True... It will be interesting to see how Shapiro Jews up an explanation for this though.
Luis Green
...
Carter Morris
>Gentlemen, let's drain the swamp!
Logan Howard
Ted is the man.
Ryder Powell
God, this meme has gone places
Justin Flores
That fucking Ted Cruz space gameplay, holy shit
Robert Young
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TED.
Ryder Long
Love this meme,
Our memes are evolving every day
Each day we grow stronger
Levi Martinez
This is what takes Sup Forums from good to great.
Hunter Hernandez
That is funny
Elijah Martinez
That's a nice Pikachu. You should teach it how to fly through the boulders.
Brody Cox
SHE'S... TOO POWERFUL... FOR ME... DAHNALD....
CAN'T HOLD DOWN... HER POLL NUMBERS.... MUCH LONGER...
YOU.... MUST USE.... THE DELEGATES....
....IT'S THE ONLY WAY... DAHNALD....
Dylan Flores
I never finished Night Fire
Tyler Russell
reminds me of this
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fuck I wish people still played Shattered Horizon
Jonathan Miller
Yarr...hand over them delegates now ya scurvy mouthed demon
Hunter Thompson
My Dad, who's a huge Cruz fan (and was angry about Trump beating Cruz in the primary) was partially convinced to vote for Trump because of the endorsement.
Jose Rogers
THIS IS GLORIOUS
Aiden Baker
...
Carter Gray
>Awwwk! Hand over the delegates!
Cooper Collins
Cruz and Trump need to overcome their issues and do the fusion dance, it's the only way to win this time.
Henry Stewart
rip el rato
in death, he is ted cruz
Benjamin Foster
CAN YA HEAR ME MAJOR TED?
CAN YA HEAR ME MAJOR TED?
Herrrrrrrre am I spinning in a KeK-chan
Farrrrrrrr above the Blue
Planet Earth is Jew, and there's nothing I can dooooooooooooo
Jonathan Richardson
THE CRUZ DON'T SNOOZE
Levi Butler
>they'll have to get through all of us
Jaxson Sullivan
DAHNALD ARE YOU RECEIVING?
THE DELEGATES ARE STILL HERE
Leo Stewart
HOLY BLOODY KEK 10/10
Oliver Morris
Shut up gypsie no one asked you
Wyatt Morris
Has ted cruz become vegeta? Or is he piccolo?
Jeremiah Carter
AHVE TAKEN CARE OF THE CEE TEE ARR PROBLEM DAHNALD, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
Logan Russell
11/10 mate
Bentley James
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1/2
Evan Harris
2/2
Should I draw more?
Robert Jackson
No
Henry Rodriguez
MEGYN KELLY: Can you hear me, Donald, Ted? Everyone here is rooting for you... Good luck, and give her trouble!
Tyler Russell
Okay, thank you Australia.
I like your vegemite, btw. Good luck with your spiders and abos.
Josiah Hughes
Don't listen to that faggot, draw more and post them on Kikebook too.