Election night

>election night
>tune in
>results are coming in
>this is the map so far

Post your face when.

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Either drunk drowning in my own vomit, in a tear gas mask holding a fire arm if there is a real movement to over throw the government(very unlike chance since most of you fuckers are all talk), or like the picture.

That said the map will not look like that from when the first polls close. NC is way too close to call that early and if they did call it the pan handle of Floridia closes an hour later and they are not supposed to call the state until all polls clothes in the state.

If Trump can't even secure NC he has completely lost already.

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>North Carolina
>New Hampshire

fucking britbong

its over

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All I would say at that point is not to act like the desperate Bernouts. At least have some dignity.

I OP's scenario plays out irl I don't want to see anyone post that California is going to tip red and give Trump the election.

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I predict it might come down to Colorado.

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>Just in time to watch a shit ton of rad states come up

Prepare for war

oooo I like this

>PA and NC blue
turn off the TV and go to sleep, cause it's ogre

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In that case, it's over for Trump. OH and FL won't save him if he fails to win in PA and NC

this

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Anyone who thinks Colorado will ever go red again is a fucking moron

It's really NH and NC that need to be red PA is a nice bonus

too many fucking spics now

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>PA
>NC

>blue

Whatever helps you sleep at night CTR.

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Hope for MI.

Colorado was Mexico once. They've been here longer. Being Republican was a temporary trend due to influx of whities

Damn the commie scum

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We will get New Hampshire and Maine second district.

thats what I've been thinking

NC and New Hampshire are probably going to be a critical barometers early

>If new Hampshire goes red, PA is in play and the white vote is going to blowout, probably CO, Iowa will go too

>IF NC goes red early, the dindu vote is going to be suppressed heavily and Michigan could seriously be in play

If Florida and Ohio are pretty sure bets, there are 2 voter turn out demographic scenarios where Trump has a path

>we president now

If we know that early that NC is going blue, forget the rest and get ready for the impeachment trials for our own Evita.

NC and FL will probably be 2 of the last states called. If they are called early (say before 10 PM Eastern) either way, it's over.

>blue NC
I would be sad, that's the end of the election.

Here is the real map. Trump has to steal 11 more

>a little later on in the evening
>map is at this

And then?

theres always the contingency of causing so much unrest when hillary tries to go to war against russia. You can tell american christians that we're attacked by muslims so we go to war with a christian nation

White people are basically going to have to take this nation back, and any minority that isn't a completely brainwashed sheep.

Checked, we got you senpai, MI is going red as shit

Hillary had an event in Detroit today, I work there, literally nobody in the city remembered a presidential candidate was there and they had to ship in buses of dindus to fill the crowd

ill be waiting for the Jeb surge desu

Rather than complaining can we peer pressure ever burger on here in a swing state to be a pest and get their family members/friends to all go out and vote?

I don't care if you haven't spoken to a cousin, uncle, auntie or friend from high school for years - Get them to vote Trump

Real action > memeing all day

DUBS, FUCK YOU GUYS

I WIN THE KEK GAME

DANK MEMES, GOING BACK TO /THE_DONALD/

It's over, no way Trump is taking Oregon and NM after a blue NC

Clinton wins CA, OR, WA, and CO. Everything else is irrelevant because that's game over.

tv is still off and im still sleeping. CA OR WA and CO is basically all she needs, which are confirmed hers

Clinton wins at least Cali, Oregon, New Mexico and Washington

Florida and PA will likely be to close to call long into the night. Florida is often one of the last reporters.

THERE
WILL
BE
ENERGY

>shillmind

>Pennsylvania blue
Switch over to How It's Made and crack a beer for Her

>all those medium sized states with only 3-5 votes each

>california gets a whopping 55

What the hell is wrong with this country?

DUBS

Yeah u can't take back what was never yours sorry

>Not watching the returns as they come in
Dude presidential election night is top comfy

fucking pleb

it doesn't take a shill to do basic math

lots of people in california

This will be the map

cornfields and cows don't vote. Those states with a handful of votes are mostly empty space.

If this happens they might as well call it

That's actually the lowest number of electoral votes per capita in the country. Way fewer electoral votes per person than say Wyoming gets. Your vote counts the least if you are in CA.

Electoral votes are based on population, not land-mass.

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A storm is coming.

it depends on population you dumbshit. jesus fuck these peoples' vote counts just as much as yours, ffs

not when you're losing :(

>NC and NH

would be basically over.

start drinking

>We

It's his to lose at that point

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wrong

NC is like +20 clinton in the polls isnt it? doesnt seem that far fetched

especially if you're a republican because no matter what, even if it's a 49-51 split, you get no electoral college votes

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>Red PA and NH

Game over

This is awooovment

Sucks to suck

Looks good, except for PA

Trump winning Minnesota is like Trump winning Sweden, if he managed that it's smooth sailing

Polls are never to be believed or trusted, even when they say Trump is up.

>Florida
>Blue
End this meme

Could lose AZ and NV to spics and UT to a gay Mormon. Would be the greatest upset of an upset in history.

This happens, we party.

>mfw
We did it. The Obama legacy is saved. First woman president. Drumpf is defeated.

>Blue NC and PA
It would be over for Trump at that point

lol democrats will never win NC ever again after they tried to force trannies into women bathrooms + trying to burn Charlotte down. That goes without bringing up the still-fresh humiliation brought forth by their former senator John Edwards over his Clinton esque sexual escapades and cheating on his cancer-stricken wife.

Can't really speak for the rest but there are fuckloads of reports of voter fraud from PA, VA and FL so there's that.

I have faith in my state

>a fucking leaf of course

No Canadian nigger, Trump is leading by a very slight lead 0.6 to be exact in the RCP average

fuck off, spic

CTR: NC is the state that said no to Tranny bathroom privileges, and had Charlotte burned by outside BLM agitators. And you think it's going to go blue?

Another thing, how the fuck is Cali so valuable? No meme answers pls.

Not really. Its a swing state it went blue for bubba bill then red for dubya and blue again for obama. I think youre the fucking retard. read a book

>ever again after they tried to force trannies into women bathrooms

b-but, trump has done that too...

Population.

>¥fW Trump wins FL & PA

this was 2012. look how much red and they still lost

Why the fuck is Maine a blue state anons? Figure there'd be alot of conservatives since it's mostly forest lands. Is it the Canadians or the hipsters who move from Cali and NY?

Most of those red areas are rural with relatively small populations.

Liberals dominate the urban areas, while Republicans dominate the rural areas.

Rural areas = lots of land, but few people.

We vote based on population, not on acreage.

The majority of the population is Portland. guess where the 1% of the otherwise 99% white state lives?
t. mainah

>mfw colorado has correctly picked the winner every year since 1976

Its already been decided