South Park Shipping Thread

I'm Creek user and I'm alive guys, but I've been busy with work and playing the new South Park game.

Post all the sp ships you want.

Any Fujo/Oven fans around here?

Welcome back, Creek user we missed you.

Nice to have you back, Creek user!

Obligatory keneric and threadly reminder that Kenny/Damien/Christophe is the best OT3

who /goths/ here

We're all a little goth at heart. How about some goth Stan?

goth stan is underrated

Does Damien count?

I just want to say, thank you all so very much for being such a comfy community in this thread.

The truth is, the past few days I've been dealing with the implosion of my academic career. My mental health and eating disorder have got to the point where I won't be able to complete my Master's degree. This week would have been absolute hell, but just being able to take part in this sweet little thread has made things just a little bearable. So again, thank you from the bottom of my heart, and I'll stop blogposting now and go back to posting about cute boys. Love, keneric user

Damien is honorary.

I'm glad that you've been feeling a little better if not just for a little while. You can do it. It is really strange to me how good I've felt after shitposting with a bunch of strangers shipping some kids, but whatever works.

seriously i've been napping on and off with my pager next to my head and i have like seven hours worth of shift left. you guys have made it bearable and less lonely.

Whatever gold we've struck with this thread, I hope it continues to brighten people's lives.

Good ship, but I prefer Fujo/9mm

Best to you, user.

Scott deserves love for being best buddy in fractured but whole

Clyde a cute! Cute!

Best retarded crybaby horndog mother-killer on the show

We're blessed to have him

clyde a cute!

Clyde a cute handsome and Kevin a cute nerd

Going to try my hand at bed. Goodnight for now. See you in the morning, dudes.

love, nurse tweek

>Stan being protective of Wendy in the game
Cute.

I ship NewKid's mom and dad after kicking their addictions

I like when he does the Gurren Lagann drill quote when using his diagonal attack.

Also Wendy seems to care for the New Kid alot, constantly quoting protectively or positively in regards to them during battle.

You're all insane, here is the One True Pairing of South Park

>when my laptop broke craig just gave me mine, I didn't even have to ask
fucking cute
tfw have to progress the story instead of doing every creek mission in a row

>let me borrow his
I mean

See you tomorrow

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He even states it's their laptop after they make up. I've seen people theorize that Tweek's feelings are one-sided because Craig's quips aren't as affectionate as his are. But cute shit like him lending his laptop, or being distraught according to his dad just show it's that he's more private about his affection.

Also did those people miss Put it Down? Craig gives ton a shit.

I want the next episode (which is the last episode before another dark week) to be very kyman-y. Just whatever, them fighting, them getting along, I don't care, just give me that Cartman-Kyle action. Maybe they could tie in some heiman as well. What do you think?
What do you guys want to see in episode 6?

Kyman would be great, but I'm happy whenever the plot is focused on the kids as a whole.
I think Kenny deserves an episode though after all this time, so that's my hope.

I can't tell which one this implies is the seme

Is it possible we'll get a halloween episode?

Reminder that there is no purer fictional love than this one.

The same thing I want in every episode - for Kevin McCormick to have at least one spoken line.

I'll settle for anything with Kenny in a major role though. He's been a little more involved so far this season, but he may as well have been a ghost last season.

>coon quips "we get it you're gay" when craig uses his ult move, even in the early-game when craig's partner is stripe
what did he mean by this

This is actually dialogue Tweek has in the game, so I guess Trey already choose his camp. I've never liked top Tweek anyways.

On a side note I'm so fucking mad, I'm stuck in a mission that won't load the combat and no solution I've found seems to resolve it. I'll have to wait till it's patched to continue since it's a mission story.

He means that Craig is gay and Cartman (being gay himself) can spot this a mile away

Why are South Park fans so gay?

because the simplistic designs are oddly cute, and cute boys draw homos and fujos

Had some points like that when I played, ended up just pressing a few buttons on my controller like B and it eventually worked through.

Because it has a huge cast of cute and lovable boys

Halloween you say?

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It's weird to see this art of Craig and Tweek as anime characters, but then imagining them still talking like Matt Stone using a pitched-up nasal voice.

Its kind of weird in the rpgs how the line blurs between the pretend of the game and the things going on during the plot.

Like what does it mean when your kids are beating the shit out of police officers, or zombie fetuses that just tore apart army guys?

That your kids are hardcore

Thanks guys. Everyone enjoying the game? I’m really liking it so far especially the side missions and I love the look of my kid.

Will posts pics when I get back /blog

This makes me really happy. You guys are the best :)

>that pic

HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG.

>Craig brown

A new thread, and *still* barely any Kenny? Goddammit.

Japanese and Korean twitter is truly a goldmine.

I'm gonna have to get in on that. I think I've exhausted pixiv.

Someone mentioned IkexFirkle before

And some Stendy because it's a top tier pairing.

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A pity they don't seem to interact much. Stan and Kyle had a pretty sweet moment on the rooftop though. Bros before hoes, as they say.

Oh yeah man, for sure. You'll see a lot of pixiv artists uploading their doodles and things there. It's basically their tumblr except they're not crazy. Usually.

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Hopefully it's easier to navigate. I must admit I don't know the first thing about twitter, neither foreign nor domestic.

Call Girl and Buttlord seem to interact alot...

It's a bit more difficult, but it's worth it. Just start by searching up a ship or character name like クレトゥイ and start looking through the accounts. Have fun.

It's funny, her one liners in combat are somehow even dorkier than Clyde's, and that's saying a lot. She seems cool though.

Eric is cute!

Not when Clyde is coming onto her with his mosquito-traits and she's shutting him down hard.

Eric is scum and needs to die.

Though it sort of makes up for it that you can walk up and beat the shit out of him whenever you want, and at the end of the game he's all alone in his shitty basement while everyone else is pals together in their much cooler base, also you can be pimping out his mother as you bottom bitch alongside your other girls.

Eric Cartman is a big ball of cute.

He has the most fun chemistry with everyone.

Heidi not understanding the toxic relationship she is trapping herself is kinda depressing.

Fike

But Cartman being made miserable by her earnest attempts at supporting him and being his girlfriend are priceless. It's a sort of double edged sword; on the one hand Heidi doesn't deserve it, but seeing Cartman at a loss is great fun.

Is that Millie? Lucky Scott, Millie seems upbeat and spunky from the few words she's uttered in 20+ seasons.

Is there any art of the boys wearing the raisins uniform and maybe being kinda slutty or tsundere about it too?

I want to see Callgirl going undercover as a Raisins girl

I felt really bad having to beat the shit out of them so much because of Clyde's bullshit in FBW.

what did they mean by this? no, really?

Who is best girl?

Have you not watched the PC Principal episodes?

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I did not. I made them my weakness. Those gold digging trollops had every opportunity to succeed. I'm still pissed I'm gonna have to pay them 25 dollars each to take a fucking selfie, what the fuck dude. And all their shit is overpriced. They had it coming.

a reminder

>Not making Crab People your weakness
Vampires would be a good bet too since they aren't in the main game.

Cartman's version of Butters sure gets a lot of action.

Everything points to the fact that Cartman is gay... Does he have any straight moments?

He experienced his sexual awakening when he put Butter's weiner in his mouth.

>made Ninjas my weakness
>the first ninja encounter is the only one I've lost so far.
I swear to god the game was easy as fuck before this. I had to actually use items this time.

He also draws underage porn with childxadult... interesting. And disturbing.

/ss/ is pure

Yeah, agreed, but in this context he's drawing it of what is real people to him.

Plenty. He's reacted favorably to several girls. He admitted to having a crush on Patty Nelson when he was literally incapable of lying. He had a positive reaction to being kissed by Wendy, fell under the spell of Bebe's breasts along with the other boys, and was charmed for a while by Heidi Turner before being reminded of his childish belief that girls are gross.

And Eric is nothing if not childish. He probably still thinks cooties are real. Nevertheless, he's shown attraction to the opposite sex on several occasions, which if you're any true hardcore fujo shipper you'll categorically explain away for us.

dr craig x nurse tweek art when?

bisexuality is a thing so cartman is probably that, and fujoshits don't understand how good het ships can be when they involve shotas suffering prominently, like wendyxcartman for example. Underrated but pure ship. Though Kyman is still endgame for me.

I just realized something
Cartman clearly views being fucked as a negative thing right? Considering it a tragic backstory. So this means he probably drew these to show how much he hated them I know, I'm slow

The ending felt so unsatisfying to me. Stick of truth really felt like an accomplished adventure.

What the fuck is it about South Park that has you fags and cunts shipping it so much? Is it because it's long running?

>draws underage porn with childxadult
How dare he! We must arrest him for thought crime immediately. Wait just a moment. No, no, never mind. It's just /ss/, false alarm everyone.
>Nice!

I could definitely see bi, but gay seems like a stretch. Some might say he's just confused, but that explanation can go both ways.

Sure, let's go with that.

God, stop sperging, I literally don't care that he drew butters getting fucked by kyle's mom, I was just pointing it out that it's weird that he would do it because to him it's real people. I really want to know what it means, especially for when he draws Kyle, which is a lot.
And why does he draw butters in particular? That's also peculiar and I'd like to know why.

Money doesn't seem like that big a deal, you can just sell large chunks of your scrap, tech and biohazard material to make money. Though fair warning you don't want to sell your meds, they are actually pretty important for crafting useful restorative items in the endgame, food too but to a lesser extent.

Dr Craig here, I was hoping you'd still be up but i'm glad you were able to get some sleep