Is Kek actually real? I'm starting to think we opened a box we'll never be able to close

Is Kek actually real? I'm starting to think we opened a box we'll never be able to close.

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He's real.

Yes, He is real, I channeled his spirit via a summoning sigil and he told me that he is a sprit strengthed and revitalized since egypt by the energy force of thousands of people around the world from the internet.

We run AMOK

Ancient Mermetic Order of Kek

Gods are generated as much by our belief as we are generated by their belief.

We shall see, OP!

Santa Claus is only as real as you make him to be newfag pleb. As long as we all believe and heed kek, he's as real as you and I.

Kek is real and trump will win

why would you want to close it

KEK reveals himself

Why have we found Kek instead of Christ, like the Christian LARPers have tried to force for years? Think about it.

Kek is the absolute antithesis of everything the god of the hebrews and his descendants represent. Darkness, obscurity, chaos, the fertility of the nile, and numbers (literally) vs "light", a revealed nature in scripture, the scarcity of the desert, obsessive semitic lawfulness...it's only remarkable that we've taken so long to awaken him.

Shadilay.

don't ever question kek again.

Kek is just a god of technology who we have made very powerful. There's lots of great light beings! Yeshua was too but his life has been hijacked.

Kek knows all

What is Kek's physical form?

praise KEK

kek wills it

witnessed

praise almighty kek

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE HIM

kekem

No.

This bullshit reminds me of the old Pyramid Power fad. It's fucking dumb. If you're gullible and impressionable enough to go along with it, "meme magic" is the least of your problems.

100% real

Fortunate events have been occurring in my life recently and I thank Kek for that. They always occur in pairs, further proof of his work.

Thank you based Kek.

Kek is complex

He's real, but he's with her.

the manifest of our hopes and dreams

kek

PRAISE

Shadilay

we opened pandoras box and Kek was in it.
He is our savior/destroyer

The power of Kek runs through us

Praise KEK

Kek wills it

Praise

Yeah, he's real alright. You want proof? Pic related is your proof. It happened in the occultanon thread.

Why has nobody registered a Church of Kek yet? I'll join.

Trump will win

Kek is real brother.

Praise!

He has blessed us!

>double dubs
wa wee wow

PRAISE BE HEARD
THE SONG WILL SING

>Double dubs
You are blessed

Oh great, he's fucking with me again. You're lucky I'm sympathetic to frogs.

>tfw KeK will go the way of ebolachan after the election

don't leave us, KeK

SHADILAY

trump will win

I'm pretty sure he's fucking with me at this point.

Ebola-chan was a false god

Is Kek nice or is he scary?

Ebola-chan was what led to us discovering the power of meme magic.
Turns out choosing an already existing god is far more effective.

youtube.com/watch?v=4PmUrrAkYfg

SHADILAY!!!

I thought his name was Pepe

It's all real.

>Pepe, DJT, Kek

Father, Son, Holy Ghost

Kek is real.

Here is a short list of his achievements.

>Made a happy merchant appear in the smoke of a bomb in Gaza
>Helped Sup Forums crash a Jetliner with baneposting
>Took Lenny's life thanks to Sup Forums
>Took Starman's life thanks to Sup Forums
>/sg/ helped Ivan attack ISIS and Kek appeared in the bomb smoke
>Kek manifested on LIVE TV during one of Hillary's speeches
>Kek removed the Chicago Cubs curse thanks to a GET

This is just a few examples, if you've been here since 2014, you'd realize that meme magic is real and Kek dwells within these threads.

If kek is real, then Trump wins by Double Digits

Whether you believe or not, we are here, since the beginning of time

At first I thought it was all a bit of tongue-in-cheek fun. But then too many pieces started coming together. The Les Bains air disaster, the way he showed himself during Hillary's plane interview, Shadilay being discovered. The list goes on.

It's not just about digits. It's about the real-world ways he has said hello to us. It's beautiful, and I love him.

>Doubting KEK (pbuh)
You want meme magick?
Wait until Tuesday, and wait until the FBI crashes the whole Democratic party with no survivors.

44 = dubs = 8
0+8 = 0 multiplier 8 power
MAX POWER

*Lemmy

Also don't forget Ebola-chan, an Egregore we summoned.

He have more power than you can imagine.

Our minds and souls are connected with countless layers of irony. We have our own secret code and we understand each other in ways no one else can.

We're channeling our energy, our souls, possibly manipulating some sort of quantum mechanic.


For all we know Kek is just an elder God that dwells in another dimension.

I swear these are the cringiest sort of circle jerks, have sex
ALL OF YOU

I guess that answers my question. Praise Kek!

exactly

Recognized

ohno

If kek wills it

Aww FFS you stupid nip

But that would dirty our souls and rob us of our arcane powers.
Nice try though.

Checked

Yes. Egptianscforetold this time. We are all connected now, an information is flowing rapidly. It is a moment of confusion; a fork in the road of history. Kek is the prophet who will watch and help humanity go down whichever path it desires, the path of utopia or of chaos. It is not ours to question which path is which, only to let the strange mystic holes in the universe open up an pour out the power of Kek so our world may travel down its final path.

Can I still praise Kek if i voted for Gary?

kek has answered

you should still vote Trump though

I'll take that as a yes
PRAISE KEK

>OMG UR SO LE DUM, GET LAID PLS XDDDDDD

Is this really the best you niggers can muster?

>tfw only 3 days left to reach 99999999 and summon Kek

Never doubt.

need more kek
8eights for Trump victory this nex 8th Nov.

i forgot tfw

Kek cannot be underestimated

Or maybe I just wanted to get closer to 99999999 and the great summoning

Oh shit user

we must keep posting user, it is the only way

Meme magic is the only answer

Donald J. Trump

Hello? We need one of those rolling posts or one of those dumb "respond or your mom dies" those always lead to alot of replies

witnessed

quads confirm it

Embody the will of Kek and MEME him into EXISTENCE.
NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR MEME

checked kek can I please have a gf?

Witnessed, shadilay...

My singles say he is a false idol.

my numbers block you

thanks for having the cubs win on my birthday kek.
i pray to you whenever i see a frog.
Hael kek

Singles prove nothing

kek

kek did 9/11

WEW

if im nofapping does that mean im a Kek monk

Kek will do 11/9

the sex number..