Is Kek actually real? I'm starting to think we opened a box we'll never be able to close.
Is Kek actually real? I'm starting to think we opened a box we'll never be able to close
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He's real.
Yes, He is real, I channeled his spirit via a summoning sigil and he told me that he is a sprit strengthed and revitalized since egypt by the energy force of thousands of people around the world from the internet.
We run AMOK
Ancient Mermetic Order of Kek
Gods are generated as much by our belief as we are generated by their belief.
We shall see, OP!
Santa Claus is only as real as you make him to be newfag pleb. As long as we all believe and heed kek, he's as real as you and I.
Kek is real and trump will win
why would you want to close it
KEK reveals himself
Why have we found Kek instead of Christ, like the Christian LARPers have tried to force for years? Think about it.
Kek is the absolute antithesis of everything the god of the hebrews and his descendants represent. Darkness, obscurity, chaos, the fertility of the nile, and numbers (literally) vs "light", a revealed nature in scripture, the scarcity of the desert, obsessive semitic lawfulness...it's only remarkable that we've taken so long to awaken him.
Shadilay.
don't ever question kek again.
Kek is just a god of technology who we have made very powerful. There's lots of great light beings! Yeshua was too but his life has been hijacked.
Kek knows all
What is Kek's physical form?
praise KEK
kek wills it
witnessed
praise almighty kek
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE HIM
kekem
No.
This bullshit reminds me of the old Pyramid Power fad. It's fucking dumb. If you're gullible and impressionable enough to go along with it, "meme magic" is the least of your problems.
100% real
Fortunate events have been occurring in my life recently and I thank Kek for that. They always occur in pairs, further proof of his work.
Thank you based Kek.
Kek is complex
He's real, but he's with her.
the manifest of our hopes and dreams
kek
PRAISE
Shadilay
we opened pandoras box and Kek was in it.
He is our savior/destroyer
The power of Kek runs through us
Praise KEK
Kek wills it
Praise
Yeah, he's real alright. You want proof? Pic related is your proof. It happened in the occultanon thread.
Why has nobody registered a Church of Kek yet? I'll join.
Trump will win
Kek is real brother.
Praise!
He has blessed us!
>double dubs
wa wee wow
PRAISE BE HEARD
THE SONG WILL SING
>Double dubs
You are blessed
Oh great, he's fucking with me again. You're lucky I'm sympathetic to frogs.
>tfw KeK will go the way of ebolachan after the election
don't leave us, KeK
SHADILAY
trump will win
I'm pretty sure he's fucking with me at this point.
Ebola-chan was a false god
Is Kek nice or is he scary?
Ebola-chan was what led to us discovering the power of meme magic.
Turns out choosing an already existing god is far more effective.
SHADILAY!!!
I thought his name was Pepe
It's all real.
>Pepe, DJT, Kek
Father, Son, Holy Ghost
Kek is real.
Here is a short list of his achievements.
>Made a happy merchant appear in the smoke of a bomb in Gaza
>Helped Sup Forums crash a Jetliner with baneposting
>Took Lenny's life thanks to Sup Forums
>Took Starman's life thanks to Sup Forums
>/sg/ helped Ivan attack ISIS and Kek appeared in the bomb smoke
>Kek manifested on LIVE TV during one of Hillary's speeches
>Kek removed the Chicago Cubs curse thanks to a GET
This is just a few examples, if you've been here since 2014, you'd realize that meme magic is real and Kek dwells within these threads.
If kek is real, then Trump wins by Double Digits
Whether you believe or not, we are here, since the beginning of time
At first I thought it was all a bit of tongue-in-cheek fun. But then too many pieces started coming together. The Les Bains air disaster, the way he showed himself during Hillary's plane interview, Shadilay being discovered. The list goes on.
It's not just about digits. It's about the real-world ways he has said hello to us. It's beautiful, and I love him.
>Doubting KEK (pbuh)
You want meme magick?
Wait until Tuesday, and wait until the FBI crashes the whole Democratic party with no survivors.
44 = dubs = 8
0+8 = 0 multiplier 8 power
MAX POWER
*Lemmy
Also don't forget Ebola-chan, an Egregore we summoned.
He have more power than you can imagine.
Our minds and souls are connected with countless layers of irony. We have our own secret code and we understand each other in ways no one else can.
We're channeling our energy, our souls, possibly manipulating some sort of quantum mechanic.
For all we know Kek is just an elder God that dwells in another dimension.
I swear these are the cringiest sort of circle jerks, have sex
ALL OF YOU
I guess that answers my question. Praise Kek!
exactly
Recognized
ohno
If kek wills it
Aww FFS you stupid nip
But that would dirty our souls and rob us of our arcane powers.
Nice try though.
Checked
Yes. Egptianscforetold this time. We are all connected now, an information is flowing rapidly. It is a moment of confusion; a fork in the road of history. Kek is the prophet who will watch and help humanity go down whichever path it desires, the path of utopia or of chaos. It is not ours to question which path is which, only to let the strange mystic holes in the universe open up an pour out the power of Kek so our world may travel down its final path.
Can I still praise Kek if i voted for Gary?
kek has answered
you should still vote Trump though
I'll take that as a yes
PRAISE KEK
>OMG UR SO LE DUM, GET LAID PLS XDDDDDD
Is this really the best you niggers can muster?
>tfw only 3 days left to reach 99999999 and summon Kek
Never doubt.
need more kek
8eights for Trump victory this nex 8th Nov.
i forgot tfw
Kek cannot be underestimated
Or maybe I just wanted to get closer to 99999999 and the great summoning
Oh shit user
we must keep posting user, it is the only way
Meme magic is the only answer
Donald J. Trump
Hello? We need one of those rolling posts or one of those dumb "respond or your mom dies" those always lead to alot of replies
witnessed
quads confirm it
Embody the will of Kek and MEME him into EXISTENCE.
NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR MEME
checked kek can I please have a gf?
Witnessed, shadilay...
My singles say he is a false idol.
my numbers block you
thanks for having the cubs win on my birthday kek.
i pray to you whenever i see a frog.
Hael kek
Singles prove nothing
kek
kek did 9/11
WEW
if im nofapping does that mean im a Kek monk
Kek will do 11/9
the sex number..