This pic is too much comedy. Oh Canada never change

This pic is too much comedy. Oh Canada never change.

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Quebec seems pretty based though.

To the surprise of nobody the province with the highest fertility rates like creampies and eskimos

>no shota
Canada has shit taste.

I can understand the smoking thing. For some reason I feel incredibly relaxed when hot chicks smoke cigarettes.

>Ontario
>"Indian"

Fuck Brampton. We need to purge.

When you are so self obsessed.

Also
>Ontario Indian
>BC Asian
>Nunavut Eskimo

Pooskin thirst can move mountains

>smoking
wut?

Of course, we in B.C are searching Asian the most. Theres lots of Asians in B.C.

Do eskimo porn exist?

can confirm the sask search terms

>eskimo porn
Aren't eskimos really really ugly?

Nah, we search for our own porn to support our industry. Consuming locally helps everyone. Also our women are world class.

Only one way to find out.

Yeah. Its just two naked women rubbing their noses together. I really don't get it.

why are the maritimes so kinky?

Another boy coinosseur!

>French Canada searches for itself

Honestly this is the worst answer there.

Why is Alberta so based?

Dude...

There's nothing sexual about that pic. I don't download illegal shit.

Fuck off. 3D is completely different you sick fuck.

Ok fag, ya got me

Confirmed! Quebec is the most patriotic country, therefore the most red-pilled! Eat shit and die, other provinces! Except Alberta, you survive and don't have to eat shit.

lol... if any of you silky panty wearing homos came at me, you'd get my fucking axe lodged in your numb skulls.

But hey.. I am the one and only real Canadian here.

Welcome to Pawson Country,

youtu.be/ZzUqMaZebBY

((PS-- Keep me searching for the heart of gold, boys. And I'm getting old))

>Quebec searches for Quebec

British-Columbia is also pretty patriotic.

bout to report this shit

>facesitting
based.

Based Nova Scotia.

I need to move to BC.

I just don't have the $5M necessary to buy a one-room shack in Vancouver.

You'll end up where I am eventually. Quit while you're ahead. It only gets worse.
Find yourself a boyfriend like I did. Adult, of course.

>when you are so nationalist

fixed and fuck you

>cartoon
based sasketoons

Under rated.

Nova Scotia has good tastes.

kek

>Quebec
>Quebec

Those faggots always circlejerk about being themselves.

No, i'm not a huge degenerate like you. Never compare yourself to me ever again.

If kek loses in the US he will come to Leafcuntry and wage war against Clit

Better than being multicultural cucks.

better than sucking chinese chode

you're not in a position to criticize Quebec unless you live in Alberta

>normies in school made fun of me for jerking to cartoons
>it's literally popular enough to be the top search in two provinces
reeeeee

>patriotism is bad
leaf

Is Indian categorized under scat?

touche poutine leaf

Yeah, because we all know you're searching for fucking chineses. Why don't you just want to get excited from your own folks instead of bad ombres wives.

Flower, no leaf.

Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good.

I never would've thought I'd stoop to that depraved level either, but you'll aways want "more". Next it's graphic stories, then non-nude and finally tor.

I don't want you to go down that path. It took me finding a boyfriend to finally stray away from it.

MODS MODS MODS

>eskimo
what's the plot of those?

trannies and bbw are ugly too but that shits still popular af

Anyhow... I love being Canadian.
We are authentic (this makes me think of my dad):
youtu.be/Eh44QPT1mPE

>type eskimo on pornhub
>it's just eskimo getting fucked by white men

>Manitoba
I swear these fucking nates holy shit.

Are a lot of Canadians ricefarmers or something?

>not wanting to see light brown pucci get COLONIZED

>Quebec

Whelp, now I know what I'm jacking it too.

>tickling
Based as fuck

I was expecting sex in igloos

All me.

Canada has it bad but atleast we are not searching step mom or step sister.

this isn't top sadpanda searches its pornhub you fuckwad

That's not even incest, what's wrong with that?

Dude is it really okay to do your dad's wife?

>Lesbian

>atleast we are not searching step mom or step sister.
That's hot though.

Limburg is rightful German clay.

>all of the depressed eastern provinces are into fucked up shit

lmao

>Newfies are into lesbian prawns
hm

>arab
>black

typical self-obsessed quebecers. what a sad lot.

>step mom
>not looking for the real mom or good acting that doesnt have someone saying stepmom

No, but it's not incest.

If someone wants to compared women vs. men. Apparently women are more into ebony.

not to mention many of those searches probably lack the "step"

but all my states are girl-on-girl, w00t

Someone post sweden and germany, I bet cuck or something similar will be there.

shocking if true

Couldn't that just be negresses?

But searching ebony gets you black girls, not black men. Are girls cucks?

Or maybe it's just that more black girls watch porn, especially because the searches are coming from the south

Majority of US internet population is white, soooooooo, you know. Most blacks are still in primitive lower economic roles, thug, violence, all the shit that's attractive to women regardless of their allocation in any society.

This is a comparative map, so obviously ebony is comparatively bigger than the other states, because of the black population.
You're not so bright, think before you talk.
You're just spreading lies otherwise.

>everything is funny, but Quebec porn is just right

>facesitting
>tickling

Literally every one of those search terms makes sense given the demographics of each respective province/territory.
>that PEI though

>creampie
Compared to shitty race-traitor garbage and chugs being chugs, Alberta's relatively tame.
Fetishizing sex the way it's supposed to be is borderline healthy. Still degenerate as fuck tho

>Manitoba searching Native and not something based like facesitting

Fuck this place

Also, that's van worthy up here.

>tfw can't even risk getting a dakki

I betcha it's the smelly cheese....

>Fetishizing sex the way it's supposed to be is still degenerate as fuck

In this fucked up world, this is true

>patriotism
>sad
you're what's wrong with this country faggot

Literal masturbation.

Canadians: Who do you think will be the Conservative Nominee?

Trudeau's bull

...

Comfy maritimes.

what i've never understood is why the blackest states in america are also the republican strongholds.

Possibly Kevin O'Leary.
Most likely Maxime Bernier.

Because felons can't vote.