Prison Guard Q&A

Prison guard at a maximum security institution.

Any questions asked I will answer.

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Do people really get buttraped?

Who's worse:

Spics or niggers?

What's the smell like and how do you stand it?

Do you get your dick sucked for favors?

There is a reason there are stereotypes, yes they do. Especially if you are in for some child shit.
Niggers by far. Spics understand "respect" and they are kickass workers. They are excellent knife makers and are usually the first to stab the shit out of someone.

One in five, homie. If you're White, your chances of buttrape go up two-fold. Puny and White? You're almost certainly getting raped.

BO. Almost like eggs. It's nauseating, but you get used to it. Not OP, by the way.

Prison smells like cheap cleaning materials. Unless you are in "the hole" which I have worked in for most of my tenure. It smells like rot, piss, shit, body odor and so on.
Nah, no women at this institution.

Do you know of any sexual activity between staff & inmates? Describe.

What is prison currency now that smoking is gone?

What's the general threat level day-to-day? Are you mostly doing a daily routine most days, or are you constantly getting in the middle of fights and attacks between gangs?

>stabby stab stab
>i like to stab

Favorite seinfeld character?

How common is buttrape for people who keep to themselves?

Not surprised a fashy(if you are) is a prison guard. Not the first ive met.

My question to you is that same question I would ask police officers, soldiers, men and women who work for the Empire.

Do you think God will forgive you for what youve done to your fellow man?

The teacher is silent during the test.

Do Spics and niggers really hate each other and have gang wars? Or do they keep to themselves, generally speaking?

Does your prison have execution facilities, if so what kind?

Do people get sold?

People get walked out a slow but constant rate. The #1 staff getting caught up with an inmate are nurses. The second is food service (cooks) and the third is guards (females).
Most of them are so obvious it is pathetic. I can point out a coal-hauler in a second and months later, surprise! She's been fucking a black.
Smoking isn't gone in our state.

craziest thing that happened while you were on duty

How is Trinity, Texas working out and did you ever buy that Plantation?

More common than the rest. If you're by yourself, you're an easy target. If nobody has your back you're fucked, literally.

What's the worst thing you've ever seen there?

What do you do exactly?
Do you just watch them to make sure they don't kill each other/escape or do you mange them throughout their daily routines?

Do you ever makes friends/get friendly with the inmates or do you keep your distance?

you just said no women at this institution

why the fuck are you lying?

>Do Spics and niggers really hate each other
yes
you don't need to be in prison to know this

any muslims trying to convert people in your prison??

Daily routine most of the time, that is when complacency kicks in for damn near the entire prison. And that is when shit kicks off. After years of working there I always keep it in the back of my head that anytime, anywhere something will kick off. Very high stress.
Don't watch TV, especially that shit.
Not common but it is there, especially if they are weak.
What the fuck have I done. I treat every single person like a human being, that is including my job.
Spics fucking hate niggers as much as this board does. They keep to themselves on peaceful terms (gang/drug shit, of course)
Not at my facility and they only house Death Row at another institution. But we have most of your Life w/o crowd.
More than we could ever know.

He keeps murdering savages away from you and your children. This is God's work, you little shit.

Do you get scared on the job?
I always imagined that being a prison guard could require a moderate amount of bravery.

>Spending every day making sure hundreds of murderers/rapists don't get out of your building

There are no female inmates. There are female guards. Unfuck your head, dummy.

how are the racial tension can you see an Aryan brotherhood dealing with a cholo or nigger or not?
do you had aany trouble trying to gain the inmates respect?

Thank you, OP. I have one last question if you don't mind :

What's the craziest shit you've seen as a guard?

What is "getting sold"? Thanks in advance

you're telling me female nurses aer banging inmates? the fuck is this debauchery.

>he doesnt like seinfeld

How do you handle seeing so much human hopelessness?

How red-pilled are most guards?

i heard from someone here a lot of the "rape" is actually often consensual

A lot...dude hung himself, watched the fluid pour out of his swollen eyes.
Responded to a stabbing where the guy was paralyzed the rest of his life. A lot of shit.
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There is a constant routine in the institution. Our job is to maintain their safety, monitor their activity, help them out when we need to, and make sure no one fucking dies because they are wards of the state.
I've known a lot of dudes in there that I believe honestly fucked up. They ended up getting out and I am glad for them. There are those that fucked up at a young age, whether on dope or drunk, that did some awful shit and now they will leave that place in a body bag. The ones that stay honest with me and aren't shitheads, I get a long with and try to keep in touch on a daily basis. As I said, they are human beings too. Except the chomos, fuck them.
I said no women inmates. We have plenty of female staff.
That religion is very popular among the blacks for obvious reasons.

Would you rather have your asshole hurt for a little while or deal with several stab wounds?

What do you mean by people getting sold?

Do they segregate the races?

Will Shillary be raped before getting executed?

Do the blacks call you racist every time you tell them to do something?

i just wouldnt be surprised if a lot of them are fags being in there so long

get out mike

How do white and hispanic inmates get along?

Mutual respect based off of a mutual hatred of niggers? Or hate each other?

>Jerry! I put mustard, on my curly fries!
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>whats the deal with that?!
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>Jerry, I'm posting a letter, at the post office
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How does it feel to rape the inmates? Do you feel good about yourself when you rape them?

Anyone that tells you they were never scared in a prison is a fucking douchebag. I have walked in there with the most gut-wrenching feeling I have ever had in my life and at the end of the night nothing happened. That was when I first started. Like I said before, I try to keep the potential of something happening in the back of my head at all times, and yeah, it is scary.
AB is not prominent like most people think. There are many other white gangs in prisons. And the racial tension you can cut with a fucking knife. Every dining room divides itself clear down the fucking middle, white and black. Hispanics usually stay on the white side.
Answered above.
Basically you are a mule for the guys in the hole and getting fucked.
Yeah, it happens a lot.
Sorry bud.
I have dealt with hopelessness and depression my whole life. I guess this environment makes me comfortable.
Nearly all of them.
That is very true. Most of the time the first time a dude gets raped in prison is not consensual whatsoever. Then they end up turning into fags.

Have you ever had to kill someone/beat them within an inch of their life and how erect did it make you

>And the racial tension you can cut with a fucking knife. Every dining room divides itself clear down the fucking middle, white and black. Hispanics usually stay on the white side.

where do the chinks/gooks/dirty asians/asians etc. fit into all this?

Not at all.
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No, but anytime I can't help them out with some extra food or an extra roll of toilet paper I am immediately the leader of the fucking KKK. They are seriously animals. You think they are bad in the hood. You have no fucking idea.
Mutual hate of niggers. They get a long better but still have their differences with operations.
If an inmate is a fucking tool, I rape them with words.

Did you take the job, because you are a pervert, and love to look up peoples anuses?

Or did you become a degenerate later when you started to look in people's assholes?

From what I've read most of the rapes are just consensual sex between inmates

You make the choice to get paid for keeping human beings in cages. Yeah I am judging you. But I am not a supreme being, one that is compassionate, virtuous and JUST. God will have the ultimate say, but looking from a distance-seeing how full of hate you are. Its not looking so good. But its not too late to make a change.

I know its rough, being born in the south, family issues, who knows what made you chose this job, but the only thing keeping you there, is the pay.

I hope its worth it.
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We have been on some extraction teams that we gave the dude what he had coming and that is all that I will say on that.
Most of them are "boys" by then and sit with their black daddies.

How fast do the new white inmates learn the realities of race?

How often do you beat the prisoners for fun?

Do you and the guards have prisoners fight each other for entertainment?

What happens to rapists that go inside?

Ever felt like you were genuinely in danger of serious harm?

Would you put a particularly bad criminal in a dangerous situation on purpose?

As a fellow correctional officer from Sweden this is interesting to hear, we recently sent some people to the US to gain knowledge of your prison works.

Are you somehow helping the inmates sort things out on the outside before their parole to prevent relapse in crime? Education, contact with employment office to prepare them when they get out?

He doesn't, the walls and bars do. :^)

how often do inmates try to get you to smuggle drugs for them and other shit??
and do you have to be pretty big to work there or are there pussy guards that get rolled over?
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>Most of them are "boys" by then and sit with their black daddies.

Is it because they're so few in numbers? Even then, wouldn't they want to befriend spics or crackers or at least cut out some protection from them against the niggers?

do elaborate on asians in prison.

Former CO here. Looking to get back into it. Worked at a reception institution. God bless you.

When I was in prison the majority of the guards were obviously on steroids and this was minimum security so I'm sure it's even worse in a max facility

The funniest one was a turbomanlet with gigantic arms

We always said all you had to do to beat him in a fight was knock him over and he'd be like a cockroach unable to get up haha

why dont you post like a prison ID or something with your name and all other critical info blacked out so we know youre legit?

Why the hell is female staff employed in a cage filled with rapists, murderers and gangbangers?

How often do prisoners kill each other?

Are there more than one gang per race per prison, or only one?

Muh equal opportunity

But I wasn't born in the south...
Very quickly.
Beating is a no go. There are cameras everywhere.

No.

Rapists are fine, unless they are white. Black rapists evidently are fine in my experience.

Yeah I have felt that way but it was taken care of.

No idea.
Education and reform are huge right now. They are offered jobs and education left and right. Whether they want to or not is up to them.
No, not really. My favorite white inmates are the mercenaries. Tattoo artists and what-not. You pay them enough they will do anything but they ride with the white boys no matter what.

The only state that has enough Asians in prison for them to form gangs is California

OP how is it that whites are not completely fucked in prison, isnt it that blacks are the vast majority?

Ever been involved in a big riot?

How much hope do you have for each race to make something of themselves when/if they get out? Niggers, Spics, Whites, Asians?

I imagine the prison politics must be absolutely fascinating with all the different gangs and cliques

Has a new inmate ever come in and tried to take control of a gang not because of who he was on the street but because he's just a hardass?

Prison guards will never again wear SS-tier AESTHETIC uniforms

Why live

What's the ethnic Swedish population of your prison? I'm assuming the place looks like a suburb of Mogadishu?

>Rapists are fine, unless they are white
What happens to the white ones?

Infighting amongst the groups is commonplace and if you're somewhere like Vermont or Big Sky Country there's like no blacks in prison because blacks don't live there

>Education and reform are huge right now. They are offered jobs and education left and right. Whether they want to or not is up to them.

And what's your thought about that?
Most people I talk to think we are offering our inmates too much help, what they don't know is that it actually helps to keep relapse in crime down.

Have you ever dealt with asian gangs?

I would think prisons in Sweden would be the whitest parts of the country since it seems no blacks/muslims get sentenced to anything

thats probably why theyre getting sent to america to learn how to deal with all the savages theyve gotten themselves

They will try that shit with any guard that they deem weak, male or female.
And sadly, no. The requirement to be a guard is that you have to have a pulse, unfortunately.
Asians are very few and far. The ones we have are very small and petite, ripe for the picking. They don't have any money.
Thanks.
I am 6'4 and fat. I treat the inmates like human beings and I have never had a personal problem. I notice that minimum security has a big problem with Barney Five motherfuckers. And I cannot fucking stand them, for real.
Why the fuck would I do that?
I ask myself that at times.
It is getting rarer. And yes, there are many gangs to one race in this day and age.

>It is getting rarer. And yes, there are many gangs to one race in this day and age.
Why is it getting rarer?

I'd say around 70-80% are arabs or blacks.
The prison for females are mostly gypsies.

fuckin kek

What's the best survival strategy for a white guy in prison?

Also, how much time a day to prisoners have for reading books and stuff?

Do you have bible study to teach the inmates about our lord and savior kek?

What's a chomo?

what's the most safe way to make friends while staying out of any gangs n sheeeeiiit

Buuh buuh that racisis you can't jail them they're good boyz.

Also fucking Gypsies are scum.

Child Molester, senpai.

Your basically telling us how you watch evil unfold and do nothing about it. Men raping men. You feel for these human beings? No shit. Welcome to humanity. But like a good soldier slave its your problem because you get paid your chump change. Food on the table at the price of your soul.

Robb Stark: [quietly] Escort Lord Karstark to the dungeon. Hang the rest.
[one of the Karstark men begs for mercy]
Young Captive: Mercy, sire! I didn't kill anyone. I only watched for the guards.
Robb Stark: This one was only the watcher. Hang him last so he can watch the others die.

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Pretty sure it's a child molester

Its definitely not because of anything in the water

How hard is it o make shank ? Are those common in the bootyhouse nowadays ?