THE Sup Forums CLIMATE CHANGE DEAL

If you do not believe in the facts of climate change (AGW) -- fine. As such, you can choose to ignore it and continue to pour Teflon byproducts into your New Jersey lakes and stuff your gaping gobs with cow carcasses, 'til your arrhythmic hearts and polyp-riddled rectums are content... and blame "muh fluoride" for your autism.

However, as a part of this deal, YOU MUST TAKE ANY AND ALL RAPEFUGEES THAT ARE SEEKING ASYLUM AS A DIRECT, ASSAYABLE RESULT OF ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING AND ITS ISSUING ENVIRONMENTAL OFFSHOOTS.

That is:
>play ostrich
>give me your horny, halal masses... IF they come

And before the cacophony of copy-pasta cretins start spamming their single, shared, malfunctioning brain cell, M$ Paint memes, remember this:
IF THERE IS NO CLIMATE CHANGE (as you say -- it's a chink hoax / mohel machination / Bilderburger with fires, Super Shemale Vitality® kookspiracy to take yur preeeeecious grunz) THERE WILL BE NOT RAPEFUGEES, AND THUS YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO TAKE A SINGLE, SWEATY, JOB-STEALING, FAGGOT-NIGHT-CLUB-ENRICHING, PUSSY-GRABBING NIGGER / SHIT-SKIN / SLOPE OR ANY MIGRANT -- YOU CAN STAY 100%, HOME-GROWN, TEXAS 'TARD REARED, PURE INBRED "ARYANS" OF A COCK-SKIN COLLECTING, ETERNALLY ABSENT GOD!

How could you possibly get a better than deal than this, Sup Forumslution particulates? Shit be money jam, yo! Get it while it's [not] hot!

Other urls found in this thread:

independent.co.uk/news/science/climate-change-could-make-parts-of-the-middle-east-and-north-africa-uninhabitable-a7010811.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Y021WAdUlW8
theintercept.com/2015/08/11/dupont-chemistry-deception/
thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/10/14/trent-reznor-on-the-rise-of-trump-it-s-absurd-that-this-is-even-happening.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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> climate change is more-or-less a constant feature
> anthropogenic effects greatly increases the rate of change
> biosphere being converted to human purposes, species extinction is 100-1000s of times of mapped historical rate
> some human population are distressed and begins to migrate from most catastrophically effected regions

a) accept migration and let the dominoes fall as they bring their (unjustly suffered) societal destruction with them and tear us down as well
OR
b) save ourselves for a time being at the cost of their lives
Gosh, I can't simply imagine what will the failing american empire and blue soviet union of west europe will actually do...

Fuck off. Not our problem.

We have no moral obligation, no responsibility to take care of them.

I could just not do anything about anthropological global warming and not take any refugees in.

Then, simply do your part and evolve -- so you won't have to take any the kebab cretins and you can then live homogeneous ever after.

Nem jó megállapodás...?

>does not understand the fundamental concept of a DEAL

Also...

We already take and get rapefugees, and it has nothing to do with anthropological influenced warming.

But yes. I'll make the deal. No whites allowed to migrate to the west, and ALL nations adhere to the same environmental controls.

Deal.

You don't believe in physics.

But seriously...there is no correlation between refugees and global warming. Why would addressing one affect the other.

You do if you fart. If you want to abrogate that responsibility -- don't fart.

Piece of piss, right? In fact, it's like another chance to save Europe from a mud invasion... Shit'd be so cash!

>No whites allowed to migrate to the west

What the Drumpf does that even mean? Are you an abbo...?

>If you do not believe in the facts of climate change (AGW) -- fine.
When you climate change sjw's will learn that is not a man made event. A fucking extrasolar object is approaching our system and eventually Earth. It will destroy much more than muh ozone layer and hippie trees.

Physics do not requires one's "belief" (...as distinct from a vain cock-skin collector who lives in Cloud City).

Societal evolution takes some time. Brexit and other fractioning already underway, tensions are rising due to immigration, the local effects of the faltering of global economy and so on and so forth. The wheels are turning.

>A fucking extrasolar object is approaching our system and eventually Earth.

Holy shit-fuck, José! Grab your family's heads and run for the Texan border...!!

It seems you don't. You have to offer something I want, in exchange for me providing you with something you want.

You have nothing I want.

Non whites.

That's the deal?

All the non whites leave white founded nations? No more come in?

All countries, white or not, lower carbon output?

Sounds pretty good desu.

>tensions are rising due to immigration
These are not "tensions" when 100's of 1,000,000's start land-rushing civilised nations.

This... this is just pre-cum before the bukkake...
independent.co.uk/news/science/climate-change-could-make-parts-of-the-middle-east-and-north-africa-uninhabitable-a7010811.html

That's what we have militaries for.

>No more come in?
Fine. But you can't go full retard and start adjudicating based on melanin levels, epicathic folds and superficial shit like some David Duke-alike.

Normal, scientifically backed, democratically agreed upon quotas must stand... unless you want biomes of Down's Syndrome sufferers all inbreeding their way to extinction, that is.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y021WAdUlW8

>You have nothing I want.
You no longer want science... 'cause it's corrupt?

So, then you don't want you Sup Forums and cyberscat and bestgore and Pewdie Pie...* either... right?

>"God" didn't do shit for you except rot your brain

>you must accept mass non white migration

>and climate controls

So...you don't quite understand the concept of a deal do you?

Not really... and "teh militaries" aren't doing too bang-up of a job with the piss-trickle of akmeds getting through now...

How do you think they'll fair when there are more rapefugee hard-ons than bullets? REal life isn't an FP shovelware shooter, you know...

Are you a diagnosed schizophrenic?

>mass
>turd bate

They could stop every single achmed from coming in if they wanted to.

Are you an undiagnosed nonentity operating under the delusion you're someone?

Well, I'm not a phrenologist, but...

Try clarifying your proposition.

You have brought great dishonour upon our country. Shitposting and being completely fucking retarded are two different things.
You chose poorly.

Why do you keep making unrelated statements and avoiding the conversation?

Fine. Akmeds won't be coming to shit-poster cities or burgerland anyway -- eurofags will be those getting swapped.

We'll be getting the islanders and curries; burgers will get more jews and nigs.

The point is, you've gotta a pick one to play:
>science is science and accept its facts
>science is diabolical and reject it outright

Cherry-picking and hypocrisy are not pieces on this game board. This is not cock-skin collect worship.

climate change doesnt exist its made up fear mongering.

Do you even shit-post, bogan?

There is no "mass". You stop it before it becomes "mass". You have policies that never even allow it to get to "mass". "Mass" is fear-mongering. "Mass" is retarded.

"Mass" is to bate.

1. We already get Islanders and Curries.

2. By the time effects of anthropoligical global warming that can be show empirically to be the sole contributor to a mass migratory incident...I'll be dead.

So I'll take the deal you offered in the OP. Sounds reasonable.

Also;

>Science is science
>accept the facts

I've never disputed any scientific facts that I'm aware of.

So, 97% of eggheads who brought you Wifi and VR Fleshlights are now in a conspiracy against everything... amirite?

In that case, better throw that chink-made iPhony you're fingering out the window and get the fuck of the grid, Fred Flinstone... before the start using HAARP to shrink your balls and turn you into the trap!!

It already is mass.

Australia is less than 90% ethnically european.

That's a 10% demographic shift in nation that is 115 years old.

I do believe the elites are in collusion with each other, its pretty much fact at this point. You only hear about the scientists that believe in climate change, there is a plethora that think its BS

>1. nothing will change
win-win
>2. nihilism
join the jihad

Fine. Then "no carbon tax under the government I lead... but I am committed to pricing carbon" is fine... and battery-operate go karts instead of V8cm cocks is fine... 'k?

For comparison, our neighbor Japan has had a 1% shift in demographics in the space of 2000 years.

>k?

I don't understand the question. Could you simplify it please?

>elites
>scientists

Pick one, you Sup Forums de-educated faggot.

Likening those who spend their lives in hermetically sealed test tubes, just so you can have more high fructose jizz in your tranny fat -- to the vermin profligates in burgerland you see circle-jerking all over that inbred nation ATM, is... frankly... a fucking embarrassingly base level for a shit-poster to stoop to, m8.

Pick your game up, please...

>As such, you can choose to ignore it and continue to pour Teflon byproducts into your New Jersey lakes and stuff your gaping gobs with cow carcasses, 'til your arrhythmic hearts and polyp-riddled rectums are content... and blame "muh fluoride" for your autism.

Okay good, glad we could have that discussion. Don't let the door hit you on your way out to go fuck yourself.

1. Win Win

What do I win?

2. Join the Jihad

I'm not a Muslim.

And why would a nihilist engage in an ideological conflict?

Do you deliberately utilize poor grammar and unrelated tangents for a reason, or do you have a disorder?

>nips the paradigm of the species

Yeah... and they have the highest hara-kiri rates outside of a MK game... and all their males are pedos... and the rest of their "males" aren't even male... and their females no longer fuck for beign cuck'd for so long... and those that do, only eat scat / sniff farts / eat dogs out... and a quarter of their island is strontium seed for 700,000 years... and another mag-9 hippy-hippy-shake will literally destroy the place...

Yeah... a really oishii example to follow.

>wax me off, faggot-san

theintercept.com/2015/08/11/dupont-chemistry-deception/

Don't burgers have enough brain function to know that they should never rouse a shit-posters when they're in a jerk-off jamboree?

They have live longer, healthier and wealthier lives than us.

You can deal with that scientific fact, or you can retreat to bigoted, ignorant emotional pleading.

1. You carck it and AGW action is taken... and muds still GTFO
>win-win-win

2. surrrrrrrrrrrre you're not a homosexual...

>nihilism 101: for dummies

>anti-intellectualism parading as condescending intellectualism

Try again. Try harder... faggot.
thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/10/14/trent-reznor-on-the-rise-of-trump-it-s-absurd-that-this-is-even-happening.html

1. You've stopped making sense.

2. So what if I'm a homosexual?

What has that got to do with nihilism OR jihad?

Why do you keep deflecting and avoiding subjects you raise?

Why not just do a copypasta dump and self bump with infographics or porn?

Are you new to Sup Forums?

>live longer 'cause they live off bean curd and fish
>thinks Nascent Soy Iodine® gives everyone bitch tits

Are you cuming or blowing, senpai-sama?

>Deflect question
>Make unrelated statement

>post unrelated link

Reading between the lines is the rainbow suppository even faggots rarely gape for...

>unrelated green text
>unrelated green text
>unrelated green text

rly made me think

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I guarantee I am more educated than you mate. If you knew even the smallest thing on science, they are frequently payed off to spin lab data to fit whatever narrative needs to be pushed. Be it big pharma or even structural integrity of steel used to build bridges.

Gotta read, brah... you really lear how to read

Pro Tip: If you start an argument with "If you want to ignore the facts" when there are no facts supporting your argument, it usually results in people ignoring or insulting you for fun.

If that made you think, this will make you noggin noodles squirm like cunt maggots...

>does not only have a du jour relevance

>97% of "big words" faggots say AGW is da shit
>3% bought off by lobbies
>most all who wave their bras made of severed cock-skins are brain-dead burger$

Which syllable in 'fact' are you having trouble with, onan?

>Interview with a celebrity pop star

>claims there is a rise in anti-intellectualism

Literacy rates are the highest they have been in human history.

What is the purpose of this thread?

Give a clear and concise answer or I will have to abandon it.

>I guarantee I am more educated than you mate.
>my micro penis is bigger than your grab-calloused pussy

Rates?

>celebrity
Yeah... 'cause chimp crucifier is your typical Kardashian / Shituation / Drumpf "celebrity"...

>c'mon...

You're the cuck who brought up education levels. I'm not surprised though, low intellect and poor memory go hand in hand

>lol drumpf xddddd

rly makes u think.

>I will have to abandon it
Then the planet will abandon you... and if that's a much of a muchness to you, then you are indeed now a Jihadi, Jar Jar.

>guy rips off shitty pop artist joel peter witkin for a pop music video

Woah. Deep. Truly a genius. I mean...sure...so did Michael Bay and Christina Aguilera...but it means way more coming from a guy who wears eyeliner.

The irony of a faggot who worships at the feet of pop musicians decrying anti intellectualism...fantastic.

>I know you are, but what's my retardation

Do you now see how your inculcated "muh Reebok Pumps be better dan yours!" insecurity obfuscates free thought and blinds you from the kernal?

Can you see the vast tapestry unravelling its web of mysteries before your dull, cow eyes...?

>no thanks required

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please, for the love of god, post any proof you have of climate change.

for a science that is obviously proven, there is a markedly lack of proof.

Africa already is uninhabitable. If they wanted to keep it inhabitable maybe they should curb the birth rate. They are over populating their own country despite already starving to death.

>This guy believes in manmade global warming, how pathetic.

The only manmade part is the paper and pen they used to "adjust" the temperature data.

And what would they gain by that

More feed for the pig.