You get your very on daycare center, with activities specifically for you and versions of yourself from alternate universes. What activities would it contain?
Hard mode: Only procrastinating activities are allowed. You can't work on outside projects, even if you enjoy them.
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Coke and hookers
Lots of alcohol
Lots of drugs
Lots of women
Maybe some gladiator death games
Dodgeball and video games, sounds childish but I'd really love to play that stuff with alternate me's
Playstation and porn
an orgy
>versions of yourself from alternate universes
Can I kill any of them?
MtG, League, petting zoo, cartoons
We watch movies and shows and then have discussions on it on what we thought
We play vidya with each other.
We have meetings where we talk to each other about each other's lives and offer advice.
We all take turns who dresses as a girl and gangbang the trap.
This IS our daycare center.
>and porn
You and a hundred other guys jerking off together? Seems a bit gay.
>Vidya games
>Fantasy books
>Cartoons
>Hide and seek (I love playing really intense games of it but no one my age does so I keep it to myself.)
>Traditional and digital drawing materials
a big table where we all sit and complain about everything
the table's chairs aren't very comfortable either
>technically speaking its a bunch of you jerking off. So its kind of like looking at yourself naked in bathroom mirror
If that's the way you think then they're equally likely to want to kill you since they think the same.
Sup Forums, gun range, and a kitchen.
Realistically a support group where we learn to stop hating ourselves by learning to not-hate each other. Or self-loathing is my universe's me-gimmick and we all just watch Voltron.
Shapeshifting, completely believable sex bots
terramorphic rooms that change into various wilderness to explore and slopes to mountain bike down.
I wouldn't leave.
Video games, sexbots, and cartoons
I don't think I could handle seeing an another version of myself. I'd probably kill him or myself.
a food court with weird cuisine combinations, like indian + creole
internet gaming cafe with seattle coffee and portland food
dense nature space with water, tall and deep and green and wet
>Hide and seek (I love playing really intense games of it but no one my age does so I keep it to myself.)
user, I love you and would play with you.
A violent bloodbath until only one of us is left standing.
Copious amounts of weed, snacks, and a half dozen crts, each gamecubes with Melee in them.
It'd descend into gibbering insanity within a week.
Sup Forums
underrated
Some of the mes would be too busy having sex with eachother to engage in the activities.
Prostitutes, lost of different prostitutes
Big buffette full of tasty food
A big room full of different beda and couches for nap time
Someone with a great voice to read me books
Fun games like dark and pool
Bug arcade room
Movie theater
Massive comic collection
Massive garden designed after different styles across history
It'd be a giant comfy loungeroom with lots of couches and beds with tv's airing classic simpsons. There'll be a rumpus room with a big ass arcade and a nice kitchen. Maybe have a Cinema next door to it too.
Playing Destiny.
Watching wrestling.
Quietly going into separate rooms to look at porn.
Aw man, dodgeball would be pretty cool
You all seem like nice people
Thank you sir! Maybe one day we'll meet and play it together, but for now we are anonymous brethren.
Do you think if you hated spending time with others, you would still enjoy being with yourselves?
>Lots of alcohol
>Lots of drugs
>Lots of women
>Maybe some gladiator death games
possibly the most boring ass mind ive seen in years.
Kill yourself. just play csgo or whatever shit you like
>Hide and seek (I love playing really intense games of it but no one my age does so I keep it to myself.)
>>Traditional and digital drawing materials
nice
>Shapeshifting, completely believable sex bots
>terramorphic rooms that change into various wilderness to explore and slopes to mountain bike down.
>I wouldn't leave.
cool
>Do you think if you hated spending time with others, you would still enjoy being with yourselves?
TAhis
it would be so awkward to see myself from different point of view. i would be so embarassed i will close my eyes and will never make an eye contact with mysef so as other myselves
Tons of great food and desserts
Netflix
Driving Range
Internet so we could all collectively shitpost all over the internet
Honestly we would probably start blowing each other often. At that point it is pretty close to masturbation.
It'd be a giant comfy LAN party with Quake and HLDM tourneys all round
A room filled with PCs on a big LAN party
A room dedicated to waifus; magazines, figures, ect
A room with pizza and Chinese food
A napping room
>No working
Then what's the fucking point? I've got nigh infinite manpower, and it's all ME, so literally any creative endeavor would be a snap.
What you're describing is hell.
>You really want to work.
>You need to work
>You've got so much work that you need to get done
>But you're here
>A place designed by some pseudo-nihlistic supergenius fuck with wicked sense of humor
>And it's supposed to make you have fun
>People are
>People are actually having fun here
>It's you
>All you
>From another dimension or some shit
>People actually are having fun here
>Loudly
>Prancing around all gaily, like some kind of fruit
>Playing Skullgirls with REAL FIGHTPADS instead of a controller or the keyboard
>Queuing up for the Simpsons arcade game
>Taste testing the flavors out of the wall of Coke Freestyle machines
>Watching interdimensional cable from the universe with Twilight Zone [current year] hosted by Guillermo Del Toro instead of Rod Sterling
>Wait, Twilight Zone?
>You actually really like the Twilight Zone
>And if Guillermo Del Toro is hosting the damn thing, it must be pretty good
>Too bad you can't enjoy it
>You've got work to do
>Work to do that you can't do because you're here
>Why are you here
>Fuck
>....
>Is that girl me?
>Holy shit, girl me.
A giant workshop, filled to the brim with tools for nearly every conceivable task related to creating electronic and mechanical tools.
Literally spending all day building half working suits of power armor and weapons of mass destruction (99% of which won't even work, 1% will but will likely explode)
Half of the time spent there will be spent trying to not kill myself on accident
We will test weapons on each other to both better their design and test our shitty ghetto power suits.
There will 100% have to be a section dedicated to cybernetics to replace lost limbs
Literally nothing made inside will work properly, all day every day is spent just trying to make my shitty inventions work.
Since nothing of value ever comes from it, it's basically useless tinkering on half done projects that will never be finished, testing them far before they are ready, breaking them and often setting myself back to square one.
And when the bitter realization sets in that it's all pointless and none of it will ever progress, it will degrade into just drinking and getting high until we cry and fall asleep for the day, until it starts over the next day with a killer hangover, throwup on everything, and a bunch of passive aggressive, angry people complaining about literally everything in the daycare while not actually making any attempt to leave or make it better in any way shape or form.
I've never had a problem with guests helping me earn trophies on Playstation, so we'd all just work together to get every trophy there is.
aw thanks
Weed and fetishistic text roleplay.
That might actually turn out gr8, having creative input from alternate versions of myself. It's almost guaranteed we'd be successful at jerking each others off verbally.
>What activities would it contain?
Video games and weed.
I imagine that there are alternate universe versions of myself who aren't dealing with their depression in a healthy way who wouldn't be able to stand the more social iterations of me.
Probably lots of dead ones just not showing up. There'd be a hotline.
Hugs and pampering from the GF bot
Long rows of top of the line gaming computers with an infinite amount of amazing games from the multiverse with crazy peripherals.
Unhealthy food vendors. Press the button and bam! greesy cheap pizza.
...
Hi Boco
An empty room with a gun and only one bullet.
>Prostitutes, lost of different prostitutes
Why would you want prostitutes when you could have had women giving away sex for free?
A whorehouse that appeals to the specific version that enters it
A gaming center of sorts with enough PC's for each version, each being powerful enough to run even the most recent game on its highest settings.
Dunno if this doesn't work for hardmode but a gladiator Colosseum that allows players to enter riddle themselves up with adrenaline and other drugs of their choosing, and fight to the death for the entertainment of the crowd. Participants enter a shell/clone consciousness and are returned to their original body on death.
A gun range with every type of firearm, and every type of ammo
Oh fuck yeah this is my type of thread right here.
My daycare center would have:
>A TV with oldschool Toonami broadcasting nonstop in every room
>Actually, at least one TV would have a Gamecube set up with SSBM
>endless sketch pads and those mechanical pencils that old people use that are yellow and you twist the bottom part for more lead
>A 3DS with ACNL and every iteration of the Pokemon handhelds
>A reptile room with bearded dragons, Pacman frogs (I know these aren't technically reptiles, fuck off), some retics, and a chill ass savannah monitor
>endless supply of Diet Coke and bourbon
>a gayming PC with every Diablo and Roller Coaster Tycoon installed
>at least one beagle (preferably more, beagles are bros)
>also a Sony Aibo
Fucking hammocks, beer, maybe an artificial beach.
I honestly think we'd all sit around watching cartoons, anime, playing vidya, eating pizza and shitposting on Sup Forums.
Maybe we'd try to get laid, but it's not gonna happen; we'd find each other too repulsive to really give it a try.
I mean, I'm okay with blowing another guy just to see what's like, but I'm not the kind of guy I'd go after.
A computer with internet access and a tablet
Painting supplies
Bad dragon dildos
Books that are in my backlog and can't seem to finish
An excessive amount of pornography and baby lotion.
>Spending an extended period of time with multiple versions of myself
That sounds fucking horrible
Daycare would include
Karaoke
Gaming tables to play DnD and Warhammer
Video Game area with console and arcade games
-Big Team Halo matches, soul calibur
-Smash bros, mario party
-Initial D Arcade cabinet
-Pc gaming
Race Track and Slick Track for go karts
Cartoon, movie, and anime theater area showing all my favorites
Art area to just make stuff
Boxing, airsoft, paintball, and baseball area
Food court area with all my favorites
Assuming if this is allowed we each get a copy of my waifu so we can Dance with (I just want to dance with someone I love) and do date things
also another outside area that's permanent winter time
We'd just play gw2 while we listen old mister metokur livestreams. And then we nap I guess
Sup.
There would be three rooms.
The first room would be where the chill mes would go. Probably play video games together, some sports, and a forge for blacksmithing.
The second room would be cozy for reading and having discussions with other mes
The third room would be where most of me would be and this would be dedicated to kicking the shit out of each other.
The only person I'd be completely fine with beating up is myself so it would probably be pretty therapeutic
>A room that is essentially Sup Forums's Kinoplex meme brought to life, airing horror movies and sci-fi flicks all day every day
>A room decked out with sexbots akin to the ones from R&M with customizable bodies, and showers
>A room dedicated to art creation, decked out with computers of various quality and the best of cheap art programs
>a entertainment room with custom websites that act as the equivalent of Sup Forums and whatever other sites I browse to entertain myself
>A nice trail that simulates that comfy fall weather, and with customizable shading walls so it can be set to sunset, night, or dawn
>a holodeck/laser room where we can duel each other with whatever we can come up with, there would be a cloning machine so that anyone killed can come back.
I'm not sure how the place would look, but I imagine the jerryboree is a close estimation