I refuse to give disney any more money so I finally watched this the other night after it was released HD online, and...

I refuse to give disney any more money so I finally watched this the other night after it was released HD online, and... I actually enjoyed it

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So I wasn't allowed to enjoy it?

Did you enjoy Rey being a completely useless character who does absolutely nothing?

...ok

yes, better than what she was in TFA

no you didnt

yes
enjoying TLJ is criminal here

>spoiler your opinion
>complain when people call your opinion out for the bait that it is

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is she was doing nothing naked, you wouldn't complain

She was running after Kylo, so she did something atleast.

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>enjoying TLJ is criminal here
bulllshit you fucking troll

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>enjoying TLJ is criminal here
you are mixing things up, we are on Sup Forums not reddit

It's impossible to have discussion on this film here but same, and TLJ actually retroactively made TFA better. I suspect once the trilogy is complete, all 3 films will be kino.

Canto bight was still a waste though.

How did TLJ make TFA less of a copy of ANH or make Rey's character better or make Fisher's face less frozen or make Luke's exile make any kind of sense or give the Emperor clone a reason to exist?

Your statements don't make sense
>hate disney so much you won't pay for their product
>Yet you enjoy their worst product
Clearly something is a miss, you're most likely just another shill

if anything, it made TFA even worse

if anything tlj made TFA worse by ignoring basically everything Abrams set up. Luke throwing the light saber over his shoulder really ruins that scene at the end of TFA

Canto Bight was so fucking awful it overpowered any positives in this film

TLJ nerfed a bunch of the Mary Sue shit from TFA. Rey doesn't fly any ships and no mention is made of her being an ace pilot

I mean good for you, my friend who loves Cuthroat island unironically also liked TLJ alot and we are still friends. Good on you m8

But it gets this buildup and when you finally see Luke, he's like "I don't care, lol"

XD

Bravo, Rian.

I liked it too, OP. Probably my second favorite star wars movie.

I wish the rest of Sup Forums weren't so pleb to realize how good it is. Maybe in a few years when there are much worse star wars movies out.

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>reybeatingluke.mkv
>reydestroying3tiefighterswithherfirstshot.dlc
>reyliftingrocks.pdf

My dude, it's so bad it's good, not good.
see

Well you made clear you hate Disney despite the fact that only shills take that strawman seriously (no one hates Disney, we hate bad movies, and Disney happen to make nothing but bad movies) and then you said you "enjoyed" TLJ which is a subjective opinion and therefore impossible position to argue against.

All in all OP was a clear shill post, we've gotten really great at detecting them sadly

ESB's reception was mixed-to-positive and ROTJ was outright hated, it was only after a decade of being bundled together in a VHS combo pack did opinions on both mellow out. I fully expect within 3 years for the consensus on TLJ to completely change, and people will pretend there was never any hate at all

Close. It's actually so good that it's good.


>Being a faggot in a theater
In glad I wasn't there with you when you were "laughing out loud". I'd probably kick you and your father's ass.

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>My dude, it's so bad it's good, not good.
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So that scene in my link isn't bad?

She sneak attacked Luke, he beat her

Yes

Lifting rocks is literally nothing

It wasn't bad enough to be upset over. Questionable at the worst

Disagree.
It's the most "yikes" level tonal goof in a movie that i've ever scene.
Her speech is about saving people but her action just possibly doomed people to be killed by the laser that is framed between Rose and Finn.
It's parody tier.

It's probably the worst part of the movie but I still don't think it even touches some of the stuff in episode I and II

Disagree again. There is no tonal gaff that CONCENTRATED in the PT.
The TLJ scene is literally as tonally fucked as a shot and message could be.

What the fuck is there to like in this movie?
>First scene with luke is ruined with a fucking quip
>Luke drinks blue alien milk from deformed alien titties
>The main character does nothing for 2/3 of the film
>The only training she gets is sitting on a fucking rock after being tickled with a plant
>No explanation for the mirror under the island and literally no important scene happens from it
>Luke, a man in his 50s, who could have easily been training with the force for over 30 years now, is snuck up on (and beaten) by someone with 4 days worth of force knowledge
>stupid as fuck casino segment
>nonsensical plan to enter the station
>Lets say finn is a storm trooper with only knowledge a trooper could know, he beats his commanding officer (one of the few redeemable characters) who should have more combat skills than some grunt stormtrooper, and kills her
>A new supreme leader with these amazing powers-just kidding hes dead lol
>that retarded throne room fight with nu-sabers that STILL doesnt explain how rey can be this strong to keep up with THREE of the royal guards
>ending scene that WOULD have been cool if they just put a saber clash in there, but of course, luke is using some bullshit force power that doesnt add anything more to the movie

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>There is no tonal gaff that CONCENTRATED
I see your logic, but all I see that as is evidence that Ep8 was pretty solid all around with one or two jarring out of place scenes while the prequels are the real offenders in terms of quality.

"I hate sand" is just as rediculous and stupid but you almost don't notice because the rest of the movie is just as uncomfortable

don't forget the yo momma joke right at the beginning

i did the exact same thing as you op.

and i also quite liked it. it was way better than TFA, at least in this one you have some good scene and idea, like the scenes in snoke room, the sort of image teleportation, and kylo ren is finaly becoming intersting and important.

it's succesion of hit and miss scene, which make it watcable.

or maybe im being very easy on it since i didnt had to pay to watch it, if i had to move my ass sit in a loud cinema room and pay 13euro for this, maybe i would be trashing it also

Underrated

You just have shit taste.

you are also forgeting the whole montecarlo thingy, where literaly all of the rebels life depend on these two character trying their best to look relevant, looking for a particular person, not finind it, finaly finding a complete other guy who is actually THe guy they were looking for, then escape on some merchandasing leading to them getting caught, BUT wait the whole ship explode in the most lucky way possible for the two to get out.


also i wont mention the fact that all you need to destroy a complete enemy fleet is just to kamikaze a ship 1/100 of the size at speedlight.

literaly all 7 previous movie a rendered stupid because well you could actually take down 5 deathstart in 2 second, but ehe nobody thought of that for like a century, fascinating.

but then i still liked it, it had it's moment which at this point i wasnt expecting to enjoy

Yes. It's a pretty good movie. Hating on it is a meme propagated by people who are, for the most part, completely illiterate when it comes to watching movies.

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it's beautifully shot, but everything else's hot garbage you cuck

Adam Driver was great and that was all I really came to see.

>No explanation for the mirror under the island and literally no important scene happens from it
imagine being this retarded. Kylo Ren literally spells it out for her when they meet.

>posts a collection of absolutely shit scenes with CGI background and amateur as fuck composition
Are you ok there buddy?

Tell me which Star Wars movies you think are well shot? TLJ is objectively in the higher tier (though that isn't saying much)

did you think this post made sense when you were typing it?

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia Prime now, Ben.

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>I refuse to give disney any more money

Dude, buy a ticket for another movie then go to the Last Jedi.

not OP, but the only decent theater near me sometimes places their ticket checkers near the entrance to the specific theater.

so a 2 minute explanation for a 8 minute boring as fuck nonsense CGI circlejerk expose scene makes up for that? literally NOTHING happens in that scene. its just rey and a big ass mirror that isnt explained. no explanation as for why she was asking it questions and no explanation as for why it would even know the answer to that question

lets say youre right, so a ONE sentence explanation for the characters motivation is "lol they dead" is completely fine to you? shut the fuck up

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fuck off disney shills

I can see Baron's bitch tits are coming in nicely, just like his fathers.

Canto Bight was prequelly but it's still important

theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/12/the-last-jedis-biggest-storytelling-innovation/548609/

tor.com/2017/12/21/why-canto-bight-is-vital-to-the-last-jedi/

huh. so you really are that retarded. kylo tells her her parents were nobodies, therefore that's who she sees in the mystic mirror which itself is the same as what Luke goes through in Empire. He sees a vision that foretells his possible future.

Rey seeing only herself means that she alone is the key to her future. It's visually solipsistic to hammer that home and anyone with a brain can understand that once you hear Kylo's speech.

Luke's vision only gets one reference after he experiences it too. It's the exact same thing but inverted to serve another purpose.

now it's time for you to truly shut the fuck up, retard.

test

what a dumbass reach, youre a faggot if you unironically like this movie, neck yourself

yes, kylo ren spelling it out for kids to understand is a "dumbass reach" lmao.

imagine being so dumb you don't understand star wars hahaha

they even explain it in the bluray extras. but nice bait.

Another shill

>be Rey
>be so boring and non-dimensional that even the dark side has nothing to offer you

you got me dude. fuck, shut it down

this is why she should've hooked up with Rylo. once you hand fuck you're basically a couple.

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Rey's a clone.
You are an idiot if you don't understand.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>once you hand fuck you're basically a couple.
I'm so glad that this franchise is Twilight tier now.

>be an animorph
>so fucking boring you can only morph into yourself