I SHART ALLEGIANCE TO THE FART OF THE UNITED SHITS OF AMERICA, AND TO THE MART FOR WHICH IT STANDS...

I SHART ALLEGIANCE TO THE FART OF THE UNITED SHITS OF AMERICA, AND TO THE MART FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE ASSCRACK UNDER GOD, UNWIPEABLE, WITH STINK AND STAINS FOR ALL!

SHART
SHART
LET IT ALL OUT

OH SAY CAN WE SHART
NOT SURE ITS A FART
O'ER THE AISLES WE BLAST

daily reminder that amerisharts will always deny the existanse of shit in their pants

When is bidets coming to the land of the free?

>DESIGNATED
>SHARTING
>MARTS

With all the happening i totaly forgot about the mall shart meme

SHART IN A MART

AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

D-delete this

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SHART
IN
MART

The sharters tried as hard as they could to slide it.

DONT MOCK OUR NATIONAL IDENTITY REEEEEEEEEEEE

Is this fucking real

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God fucking bless the U.S.A

Pajeet forced the meme for about a month

It's grown on me and in my pants :3

>Land of the free poopers

I sharted myself once. It is a rite of passage here. It was a night of greasy burgers and cheap booze. Like a good American I had my breakfast burger and 64 oz coffee the next morning. All that food gave me sharts at work that day. I knew then what it meant to be a true American as tears filled my eyes and eagles screeched past in the distance. It was a glorious day.

>tfw usa reaching india poo in loo levels

fu asshole! dont shit on this board
you stupid leftist cunt

Yeah right you guys act like you don't wear you shart on your sleeve.

I've ended best friends with Britain

India is my best friend now
We understand eachother

Brutal

What amendment protects the right to shart in mart?

Please do not sully the name of our Indian allies please, Sven.

Indians have the good grace to take a shit outside at least, Americans just squeeze out a greasy burgerstained dump right into their trousers.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope your coworkers started clapping

Do not consider yourself equals to them. Remember: You have designated shitting pants, they have shitting streets.

Remind me which is cleaner.

Fuck you im clapping right now