I SHART ALLEGIANCE TO THE FART OF THE UNITED SHITS OF AMERICA, AND TO THE MART FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE ASSCRACK UNDER GOD, UNWIPEABLE, WITH STINK AND STAINS FOR ALL!
I SHART ALLEGIANCE TO THE FART OF THE UNITED SHITS OF AMERICA, AND TO THE MART FOR WHICH IT STANDS...
SHART
SHART
LET IT ALL OUT
OH SAY CAN WE SHART
NOT SURE ITS A FART
O'ER THE AISLES WE BLAST
daily reminder that amerisharts will always deny the existanse of shit in their pants
When is bidets coming to the land of the free?
>DESIGNATED
>SHARTING
>MARTS
With all the happening i totaly forgot about the mall shart meme
SHART IN A MART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
D-delete this
...
SHART
IN
MART
The sharters tried as hard as they could to slide it.
DONT MOCK OUR NATIONAL IDENTITY REEEEEEEEEEEE
Is this fucking real
...
God fucking bless the U.S.A
Pajeet forced the meme for about a month
It's grown on me and in my pants :3
>Land of the free poopers
I sharted myself once. It is a rite of passage here. It was a night of greasy burgers and cheap booze. Like a good American I had my breakfast burger and 64 oz coffee the next morning. All that food gave me sharts at work that day. I knew then what it meant to be a true American as tears filled my eyes and eagles screeched past in the distance. It was a glorious day.
>tfw usa reaching india poo in loo levels
fu asshole! dont shit on this board
you stupid leftist cunt
Yeah right you guys act like you don't wear you shart on your sleeve.
I've ended best friends with Britain
India is my best friend now
We understand eachother
Brutal
What amendment protects the right to shart in mart?
Please do not sully the name of our Indian allies please, Sven.
Indians have the good grace to take a shit outside at least, Americans just squeeze out a greasy burgerstained dump right into their trousers.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
I hope your coworkers started clapping
Do not consider yourself equals to them. Remember: You have designated shitting pants, they have shitting streets.
Remind me which is cleaner.
Fuck you im clapping right now