T-t-thanks for taking me to the comicbook shop user! :3

>t-t-thanks for taking me to the comicbook shop user! :3

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>no capeshit
She's perfect.

Are you blind?

>Wolverine
>Black Panther

...

PLEASE be my wife

Yeah I didn't look at the bottom half

Who is dis?

>free comic book day
I always wince hearing this, it brings out the worst fans

Silver surfer.

She is perfect!
>lets take this cute lolita looking woman and put her in a corner of horror and cheesecake

>No problem. Why wouldn't help some one who's like a little sister to me.

Y-you too.

>"Hey, is it too on the nose if we give out Free Comic Book Day suckers?"

Where's Ray William Johnson?

>Manbat
> Demon

>lolita
She looks like 28 or something.

>worst fans
>fans
You mean people who has never dropped a single cent on comics and line up an hour line to say they're a "nerd".

>lolita looking
all you had to do was read the next word

seriously who is she?

actress on Dark Matter

>Black Panther
>The Spirit
>The Shadow
>Hellboy
>Machine Man
>Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.A.D.E.
>Doctor Strange
>Deathlok

"lolita looking" means she looks like she's 12-14, which she still doesn't.

If she looks 28, then by definition she isn't lolita looking. What do you think that term means?

5 from Dark Matter

Jodelle Ferland, she was the little girl in the Silent Hill movie

Free Comic Book Day is a gimmick to get people in the stores, which generally run sales to move trades and back issues.

Well you're part of the cast of Dark Matter so I was hoping you, me and two could do a little addition later.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion

Silver Surfer is right there you dumbass

>A plain leather jacket counts as gothic lolita because it's black

Oh shit! That's her!

Wow... time moves crazy fast.

go back to Sup Forums

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>go back to Sup Forums
What does this have to do with anime?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita

Read a book without pictures of dudes punching each other once in a while.

She's not wearing lolita fashion either.

So if it were an uncostumed Zoe Saldana in the OP you'd say "Let's put someone who looks like a blue tiger in a corner full of horror and cheesecake?"

>I'M SO NERDY XDDDD
I want to slash her throat.

slow down Ted Bundy

she should be Raven (if she got THICC again)

>I love comics, le so nerdy XDDD
>Free comic book day

Is Hellboy cape?

Yes.

>meet a guy who reads comics
>he just talks about comics, potentially movies hes excited for
>meet a girl who reads comics
>shows me her instagram which is full of 'nerd' stuff, has a bunch of merchandise for the big 2, always wears graphic tees to let people know she reads comics

Who the fuck just shows other people their instagram?

Women

No.
No they don't. That's not a thing that happens.

Then you are lucky

Slags round my parts love flexing on instagram

Have you thought that maybe she just really likes comics and expresses her enthusiasm differently than you do?

Found a 'quirky' nerd girl

Isn't your shift at Hot Topic soon?

>The only way to enjoy things is to bury your enthusiasm as deep down as you possibly can and let it fester until it emerges as hatred for yourself and sexist comments on anonymous image boards

Oh yeah, much better.

>t. assblasted fujoshi

How many quirky tattoos you got?

>When you’re so devoid of banter that you have to resort to pure projection for your attempts at comebacks.

None.

I'm actually a 29 year old straight white male.
It's nice that you like to picture any opposing viewpoints as your own personal boogyman. Really says a lot about you.

Ever stop to think about that?
The thing you fear most is someone who is vocal about enjoying the same things you enjoy. What does that say about you?

those look like cool comics

I don't fear faggotry
I simply despise shallow vanity
From anyone

The chick at Hot Topic isn't gonna suck your dick bro

>when you’re a 29 year old male with the mental state of a 20 year old girl

>People unironically enjoying themselves is "shallow vanity" now

You don't have to think like that anymore, bro. It's okay to like what you like.
Cliques don't actually exist after highschool. Own your shit, you'll like yourself more.

>Spirit
>Transformers
>Machine Man
>Black Panther
>Demon
>Wolverine
>Nu Monsters Unleashed
>Silver Surfer
>Aquaman.
How fucking stupid are you?

Stop projecting your own insecurities onto us

I enjoy my hobbies openly and I don't need to overshare with anyone you enormous faggot
I like comics, I don't need to flex my instagram to prove how much I like comics

Why do such weak men like you exist?

What's wrong with graphic tees? Some hero logos just look cool.

>I don't need to flex my instagram

No, you just need to bitch on an anonymous image board about people who do.

Same energy, different outlet.

>Unironically wearing graphic tees

Where do you think we are

>No Capeshit

Silver Surfer! Wolverine! Black Panther! Doctor Strange! Machine Man! Demon! Spectre! Aquaman!

And that's even without more borderline stuff like Sandman, Dracula or Godzilla that takes place in superhero universe but without major superheroics.

well I know you are in your moms basement

>Actually has that tween girl mentality

Go outside nigga

>your gf buys this

wat do?

I don't know if it's common but I've seen it happen. Two new girls at my work started talking for the first time and within 5 minutes were excitedly showing each other their instagrams.

Slap her and force her to gag on my 12inch c*ck

Basically what any feminist wants.

>Being on Sup Forums
>Not being gay
It's your own fault.

>I'm the Doctor, not a companion
This bugs me more than the rest. The show specifically gives you human characters to relate to. You're not supposed to relate with the Doctor, his lifestyle and way of thinking is literally alien, That's why he needs a companion.
This way of thinking is what made Clara turn out the way she did.

Burn it down and rebuild

It's easier to destroy the older infrastructure and start anew than build over it

read it, then shitpost about it. Cause I'm not a normie shipposter

/cgl/ would like to have a word with you

>has a bunch of merchandise for the big 2
>not Doctor Who and Homestuck
Try being more realistic.

If that store floods, Silver Surfer is among the first to go.

>I don't have to prove my nerd cred to anyone
>because this merchandise declares it for me

How is that roof that high, did they turn a meat processing plant into an LCS?

It would be poetic at the very least.

>She will NEVER be your gf

>meet a guy who reads comics
>mumbles quietly and negatively about every book I bring up, resents every second of our interaction and wants to be left alone
>every time you correct him or offer a differing opinion takes it as a personal affront and a blow to his ego
>meet a girl who reads comics
>seems to actually enjoy the hobby and can articulate why she likes the things she does
>has no ego and is upfront that there is always more you can learn about a hobby and there are always people who know more

Why are there so many bitter women on Sup Forums today?

Silver Surfer jobbing again

because you touch yourself, everything is your fault

Because the west is in Stage 3, friendo.

so what do you wear?

Nigga expressing yourself and shallow vanity are two different things.

Expressing interests:
Oh shit, Kendrick just dropped a new single!
>Oh cool you like him too?
Yeah, I really liked "To Pimp a Butterfly"
>I kinda liked "Good Kid, Maad City" better, TPAB music was a bit too much for me

Shallow vanity just to "relate":
Oh shit, Kendrick just dropped a new single!
>Who?
Kendrick Lamar, he's a rapper.
>Oh I love rap! I really like Weird Al and Eminem!
What's your favorite Em album?
>Oh that one where he goes "now will the real slim shady please stand up!"
...

Do you see how empty "loving" something means when you hardly know the hobby/interest/topic?

>when you have to let people know how nerdy you are

That isn't vanity, you autist. That's somebody who doesn't really give a shit about hip hop trying to find common ground with you.

if you don't give a shit about hip hop, don't say you "love rap"

It IS vanity, dumbass. The problem is just being disingenuous.
If you didn't give a shit about hiphop, why pretend to "love it"?

Just be fucking honest and say you aren't big on it/aren't interested, or if you are interested, maybe ask for some recommendations to broaden the library.

Feigning interest is just lame as hell.

Neogaf went down due to owner pedo shenanigans, creating an exodus of bitter fucks across the internet.

I was wondering if the Spirit is considered capeshit.
Would you consider pulp heroes like Green Hornet and the Shadow to be cape or no?

Who is this and why should I care?

Machine Man is at the very top

I almost forgot about that. You don't think they'd actually migrate here though, do you?

Break up.