You will never be at a "cheese party" in the white house

>you will never be at a "cheese party" in the white house

why live?

is it true about the "code words" of food in leaked emails meaning kiddy fucking stuff?
>pizza is boy
>spaghetti is little boy
>pizza is girl
>cheese is little girl
is it true?

who is "Jeff Ganon" and "Johnny Gosh"?

>tfw you will never listen to romantic poems by BEST GIRL while eating cheese pizza and playing dominoes
Life is suffering

>tfw you're a pedophile and you don't even secretly control the government

you actually touch kids? or do you just fap to loli? if the former, hang yourself.

KEKDEMANDSANSWERS

No thats Russian propaganda.

There is literally nothing suspiscious flying to the Vatican and having a Pizza party in the afterhours after meeting the pope before flying back.

...

You can be at one if you're under 12 years old

well then half this site will be attending

>tfw releasing UAB in 2016 would have lead to Fuchur being raided by the STASI not for all the pizza drawings but for insulting Islam with a drawing of Muhamad

uh

hey do you have that handkerchief with the map on it from last time we had pizza?

or if you do you can just throw it away, but let me know

thx

uh,
with fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a (((chicken))) in the backyard to Moloch. . .

i was talking to mj about the ranch, and he says he can have children of every age in the fibonacci sequence available in the pool for our entertainment. unsure what they're names are, but ill stop by john's hotdog stand tonite and i'll let you kno

wtf? this is in one of the emails? do you have source user?

mj is dead

depends on the date of the email.

Those code words seems so confusing. It doesn't make sense to have spaghetti at a pizza party. Spaghetti party seems too hipster for even hipsters themselves.

>pizza both means boy and girl
>cheese means girl
>so cheese pizza means little girl girl
>spaghetti out of now where meaning boy

It make sense if the code words had a consistent theme.

Say
>Pizza Party = Pedophilic activity
>Pepperoni Pizza = Boy
>Cheese Pizza = Girl
>Extra of any toppings = younger than usual
>Cheese Pizza with extra cheese = really young girl
>Different styles of pizza (deep dish pizza / Chicago style) = some directly relating to the child, such as the race / ethnicity of the child
>Side dishes (bread sticks, etc.) = something indirectly relating to the child, an item with or clothing of the child

That is just my autism speaking though.

I really don't think these pizza party codes are real.

see user this is why you don't get invited

but you still have that pasta from podesta you got last christmas

>why live?
To watch the fireworks?

>implying I haven't

How does one even get invited? Asking for a political friend.