Why didn't he push Isildur into the larva?

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he was secretly a homsexual

He sprained his ankle in the battle, he was in no condition to fight Isildur.

He didn't have the finances to pay a legal team. Plus, his legal team got smashed to bits by Sauron's mace.

he thought itd be a good prank for isildur to be destroyed by his own ambition

There is no reason. It's literally all his fault, he could have prevented everything. No matter what contrived writing Tolkien came up with to justify this, it doesn't make sense.

Because this scene never happened in the book and if it did he'd have just tried to take the ring for himself.

Who do I believe?

>Jackson's shitty rewrites are Tolkien's fault

Kill yourself faggot.

Me, I've read the book.

>I was there Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. Why didn't I do something about it, Gandalf? What the fuck was I thinking?

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So he could go home and shitpost about >humans

Isildur took the ring as his weregild and marched off with it. No one got a chance to argue or even understood what was happening.

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He didn't know Isildurs tax policy

Because elves are weak and it's all aesthetics. Human will rekt them in a war without a doubt

He was short selling Isildur shares

The only way men would win a war against elves is if they had numbers.
Elves are coordinated, men aren't.

because elves are bros

Elves wouldn't meet them on the open field, because they would be in their forests where the magic rings would aid them.

>Forgetting that Isildur was an 8 foot tall demigod who would have wrecked Elronds shit

Because they just finished fighting and defeating an evil in the world and killing him would just further instigate war and essentially vindicate Sauron's malice

Men do have the numbers. Elves don't reproduce that much.

For example, Elrond is like 3000 years old but has 3 offspring only.

Isildur was a literal big guy. Like HUUUUGE.

Why were there no orc guarding the entrance to Mt Doom? Three stunted subhumans walked in just like that.

Gee I dunno because maybe Gondor wouldn't appreciate Rivendell pushing their king into a volcano, starting another huge war before this one even had a chance to end?

I think he justs leads Isildur to the foot of mountain on the book

>wouldn't appreciate Rivendell
It was founded by him, it's not a faction outside of him really.

Lol this guy likes Tolkien

Isildur was his most trusted stoke broker

Yea but you get my point: elves and men only ever not fight not fight each other when joining against Sauron/Morgoth.

>Secretly
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1 Legolas would kill at least 1000 men before going down.

Because sildur was an Numenorian chad

All elves are Bi

orcs are afraid of water and elves are afraid of lava. Come on man, its simple

bro

>Kinslaying
>What's the worst that could happen?
Dullard

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