Garbage movie posters
Garbage movie posters
Ryder Foster
Logan Rogers
>modern day Ben-Hur
>garbage
Oliver Howard
Lara Roft Tib Raer The E of Life?
Luke Thomas
That poster got my dick rocked solid when I was six.
Ryan Parker
That poster gave me my first ever boner
Mom wasn’t happy
James Collins
why? she wanted you to be gay?
Caleb Lewis
I don't know which is worse, but I like both
Nathaniel Clark
I was thoroughly horned up from the first movie. This sequel turned out to be a major letdown when I first saw it.
Jack Reyes
I like the first movies poster better
Hudson Walker
I saw this movie when it came out and can't remember anything about it plot wise
Kevin Wilson
All I remember is that there's a scene early on where you get some prime Angelina Jolie sideboob.
Cameron Moore
All I remember is she takes a shower
Asher Smith
That's what I'm talking about.
She comes out of the shower wrapped in a bathrobe, butler or some shit says something to her, she undoes the robe and you get a peak of some glorious sideboob for a full 5 seconds
Jaxon Harris
lmao
Jace Wright
I watched it a month ago and still don't remember anything about it.
Justin Rogers
Lara Roft
TTB
RAER
The E Of Life
lara croft - tomb raider - the cradle if life
they gave to put it at the bottom because you can't see the name if the movie xD
Xavier Price
Jayden Jones
wow
Robert Thomas
>even the Washington monument gets a spotlight
this is fake
Levi Green
I always thought that outfit and this bikini looked ugly
I refused to watch it
Eli Diaz
but now, two years later, you're over it.
Hudson Lewis
Nolan Anderson
>be advised
Robert Perry
Nolan Jones
I remember Daniel Craig was in it. And there was some machine that could rewind time, but that might have been Cradle of life
Christian King
Are you high? Every single one of those is kino as fuck.
Jeremiah Myers
These are fucking sick
Easton Foster
He said the worst, not the best.
Evan Smith
>they had to write the title and subtitle twice because she's fucking blocking it
holy shit i have this on fucking DVD and i never realized it
Christopher Gray
I never noticed the SS skull.
Elijah Morris
>hitting puberty when you are six
wew
Hudson Kelly
This thread is too negative. How about some kino movie posters instead?
Anthony Lewis
That's because you, my friend, are a homosexual.
Jonathan Stewart
She’s not that good looking. A 5 pretending to be an 8
Chase Collins
you start
Ian White
Leo Kelly
>Top right
my fucking dick, would hang on my wall twice
Dominic Mitchell
>DUDE TRIPPY COLORS LMAO
hang yourselves, degenerate stoners
Christian Hughes
Post a poster you like, turbopleb
Colton Carter
Luke Nelson
Aaron Miller
You know, I was somehow actually expecting a serious response.
Xavier Parker
Jaxson Perry
Easy.
lol not me.
>when you make some so upset over their shit taste they falseflag as you to save face
Jaxson Roberts
very pretty
Jaxson Diaz
These are all fucking gay and retarded
Dylan Cook
The purpose of a poster is summarize the movie while peaking interest. Not giving an in-joke to people who have already seen it.
Hudson Green
Why has nobody posted the x men one yet
Zachary Lee
That poster's shit. Get on my level, pleb
Luis Gutierrez
>the erection of life
Samuel Hall
Good poster, so I take some of it back.
Juan Peterson
Fuck you I wanted a shitposting argument.ok fine I also like those godzilla posters
Oliver Reyes
It's tactical you faggot
Carson King
>these are the people you argue with on Sup Forums
>half the time they dont even disagree with you
>theyre just bored and want to talk shit
Carter Hughes
>giving away the twist on the poster
Hudson Butler
but you only know its the twist if youve finished the movie
Levi Morales
Brandon Reyes
Something about Cambodia and...that's it
Isaiah Allen
the retard who did highlight her face made her head look disturbingly large
Nolan Cooper
>Lowest temperature physically possible is -273 degrees celsius
Jackson Wilson
You know I had to do it to em
Benjamin Lewis
Bonus Round
Jayden Roberts
i guess heisei godzilla movies is boring as cinematography. but, it's obvious that Noriyoshi Ohrai's every art works is great like those posters. NOT garbage
Carter Flores
this is honestly horrible. why would anyone think a visual pun would make for a good blade runner poster.
Benjamin Ward
That poster is honestly pretty cool
Alexander Brooks
It’s a classic meme
Jonathan Jackson
But this poster does everything right. It was all about Jolie pleasing young men with eye candy. It sold plenty of tickets based on that alone. I wonder how the new movie is doing :P
Owen Lewis
>Has her back to us
>Small tits not to the front
>Small ass hidden by blurry shit
Yes. Yes. Be the good cuck. No masturbation for you.
Kevin Jackson
What's the movie equivalent of this?
Isaac Stewart
i remember pausing my vhs to stare at that sideboob
Isaac Edwards
terrible. people strolling outside theatres got no time to absorb this. there's nothing to it visually either.
Anthony Brooks
Goddammit, why wasn't the movie anything like this poster? Where are all the movies with this aesthetic?
William Perez
I know it’s not horrible, but they could’ve done something way more interesting than this.
Joseph Garcia
Orange/blue mix should be banned
Jordan Phillips
>blue and orange
it's fucking committee, focus-tested bullshit
Grayson Hernandez
I fucking hate minimalist posters and the hipster, reddit retards who produce them.
Jacob Watson
Oliver Morgan
If only the movies were as good as these posters.
Jace Morris
Ryder Allen
they're all trying to ape Mondo, which actually makes kino posters.
Nathan Hall
Superior
Josiah Morales
Worst poster in the world
Mason Thompson
AT LEAST SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A 12YO BOY
FUCKEN TITLETS LMAO
Aiden Morales
Would you prefer Lawrence Croft you cocksmoker?
David Rogers
This is as good as it gets in the 2010s, just be thankful it doesn't have K and Deckard back to back pointing guns at the camera. It's not a bad poster or a great poster, it's fine.
Brandon Baker
at reast, it's not superior than this
Oliver Morgan
Fucking power rangers. Well atleast they are war ready.
Luke Nelson
That’s what I’m talking about. It could’ve been something cool, but it’s just a half assed 2010s poster. Boring shit.
Xavier Cook
All of those are amazing but you forgot the first one of that set, which is also amazing.
Cooper Rogers
That neck
Xavier Kelly
This actually makes me sick to look at.
Connor Wright
Is this whoopie goldberg
Jonathan Adams
This is actually a great poster. If you didn’t like the movie you don’t have to hate the poster randomly.
Angel Sanders
What the fuck? I just noticed it.
Zachary Collins
Garbage poster for a garbage movie
Andrew Jackson
Fuck off with your garbage bait.
Alexander Allen
it's not terrible, but it is so generic it's bad
i don't see by what metric it could be considered great
Jason Morales
The blue/red aesthetic has been done to death.
Ryder Thomas
That's not even what's wrong with it.
>literally cram every fucking character and object in the movie into it
>everything looks digitally rendered, even the live action REAL people
>doesn't even look like they tried to organize it in any reasonable way
Nathan Adams
look this for removing a bad taste