I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine

I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.

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dubs get

Oh my God, it even has a watermark

youre a fucking ugly bitch

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I was wondering if it's possible to get a reservation for 2 at 8 or 8:30 perhaps

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got a res at Dubsia

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Dorsia on a Friday? How'd he swing that?

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HEY PAUL

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I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look at my post number. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Let me show you guys how it's done
trips

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Nice Bateman. But that's nothing.

Downright embarrassing, this thread.

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Maybe because Bateman's not blowing the Matire'd

Let's go to the bathroom and snort some dubs

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Checkem

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It's weak, but I think if we do enough of it, we'll be alright.

that is is the faggot in the next stall thinks it's okay!

HOLY SHIT
this is a terrible thread, let's fix that!

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the absolute state of this thread

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Don't wear that outfit again

this thread is a disgrace

NO CAN DO
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C
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D
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But they don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

this can't be happening

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>the absolute state of this board

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>AQUISITIONS
LOL

the absolute state of doubles

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How the hell are ya

Dubs are walking around, going to work, then one day.... gone.

Eerie. Really eerie.

shut the fuck up we're trying to dubs in here

The world opens up, and swallows them.

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not one lil dubs?

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>one

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Hello, i know it’s too late, but is it possible to reserve two digits in Dubsia?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(breathes in)

hahahahahahahahahahahaah

Please delivery me some dubs

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Sorry we're all booked

Nice dubs user

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Check em

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Let’s see Paul Allen’s dubs

Your compliment was sufficient, Luis

Did you know that I'm utterly insane?

Is something wrong? Patrick, you're sweating!

roll

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Holy hell.

I have to return some dubs

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Oh my god, it even has a doublesmark

Check’em

Rank em.

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that's bone. and the lettering is something called silian rail

Whoa-ho! Very nice

Impressive, very nice.

Nice, Bateman. But that's nothing

No can do. Got a rez at Dubsia

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how the hell are ya

I think he's lying.

very cool, baby.
but that's nothing.

Cursed thread?

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There's no such thing.

lets get this thread started shall we?

Dubs?

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gimme dubs

if dubs i post my favourite gay trap porn

Look at that subtle off-white coloring...

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What a shit thread

Tim > David > Patrick > Paul

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Nice, very nice, HOWEVER

>gay
>traps

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and cecilia? how is she tonight?

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this is the most autistic fucking thing christ how far on the boredom spectrum has western civilization come that men in their 20s sit around hoping to get repeating digits on their post id number. the irony that american psycho is the preferred representation of it is beyond astonishing

lol shut up bitch
check em

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how about u check this
*unzips*

Dorsia?

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haha every fuckin time

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>5

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKWIT LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TRASH HOLY FUCKING KEKARONI AND CHEESE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING BASTARD ON THE PLANET OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST

555

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lol no

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>off by one

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it keeps happening

because I'm stealing the best digits

Give them BACK

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Have you guys ever dialed these numbers? Pretty neat easter eggs.

lucky i guess

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do you like huey lewis and the dubs

why is acquisitions spelled like that

oh shit this nigga smart yall

See this get? That's bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

What happened? Does it work outside the US?