I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine
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dubs get
Oh my God, it even has a watermark
youre a fucking ugly bitch
...
I was wondering if it's possible to get a reservation for 2 at 8 or 8:30 perhaps
got a res at Dubsia
Dorsia on a Friday? How'd he swing that?
HEY PAUL
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look at my post number. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Let me show you guys how it's done
trips
Nice Bateman. But that's nothing.
Downright embarrassing, this thread.
Maybe because Bateman's not blowing the Matire'd
Let's go to the bathroom and snort some dubs
Checkem
It's weak, but I think if we do enough of it, we'll be alright.
that is is the faggot in the next stall thinks it's okay!
HOLY SHIT
this is a terrible thread, let's fix that!
the absolute state of this thread
Don't wear that outfit again
this thread is a disgrace
NO CAN DO
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But they don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.
this can't be happening
>the absolute state of this board
>AQUISITIONS
LOL
the absolute state of doubles
How the hell are ya
Dubs are walking around, going to work, then one day.... gone.
Eerie. Really eerie.
shut the fuck up we're trying to dubs in here
The world opens up, and swallows them.
not one lil dubs?
>one
Hello, i know it’s too late, but is it possible to reserve two digits in Dubsia?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(breathes in)
hahahahahahahahahahahaah
Please delivery me some dubs
Sorry we're all booked
Nice dubs user
Check em
Let’s see Paul Allen’s dubs
Your compliment was sufficient, Luis
Did you know that I'm utterly insane?
Is something wrong? Patrick, you're sweating!
roll
Holy hell.
I have to return some dubs
Oh my god, it even has a doublesmark
Check’em
Rank em.
that's bone. and the lettering is something called silian rail
Whoa-ho! Very nice
Impressive, very nice.
Nice, Bateman. But that's nothing
No can do. Got a rez at Dubsia
how the hell are ya
I think he's lying.
very cool, baby.
but that's nothing.
Cursed thread?
There's no such thing.
lets get this thread started shall we?
Dubs?
gimme dubs
if dubs i post my favourite gay trap porn
Look at that subtle off-white coloring...
What a shit thread
Tim > David > Patrick > Paul
Nice, very nice, HOWEVER
>gay
>traps
and cecilia? how is she tonight?
this is the most autistic fucking thing christ how far on the boredom spectrum has western civilization come that men in their 20s sit around hoping to get repeating digits on their post id number. the irony that american psycho is the preferred representation of it is beyond astonishing
lol shut up bitch
check em
how about u check this
*unzips*
Dorsia?
haha every fuckin time
>5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKWIT LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TRASH HOLY FUCKING KEKARONI AND CHEESE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING BASTARD ON THE PLANET OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST
555
lol no
>off by one
it keeps happening
because I'm stealing the best digits
Give them BACK
Have you guys ever dialed these numbers? Pretty neat easter eggs.
lucky i guess
do you like huey lewis and the dubs
why is acquisitions spelled like that
oh shit this nigga smart yall
See this get? That's bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
What happened? Does it work outside the US?