Anybody seen the Avengers?!

>Anybody seen the Avengers?!
>Anybody know where the Avengers are hiding the Infinity Stones?!

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>Wrong planet. You want Earth. This is not-Earth.

He used to kick the shit out of then UFC champs Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida in training:

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And he famously taught the EXACT KICK that won them both belts:

Training Anderson on the Segal kick: youtube.com/watch?v=ySdcKWnrQWE

Training Lyoto on the Segal kick: youtube.com/watch?v=NBYzI7APiKc

The results:

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The Seagal front kick is fairly standard now, but was completely unheard of in MMA in 2010, people flipped their shit. Anderson's kick was the very first front kick KO in UFC history. Machida's was second.

He also trained Manny Pacquiao:

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Seagal is no joke.

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dude anderson silva mocked him as soon as he left. they all play along

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Big purple guy with a badge and a glove.

Get im Cap!!

A daring synthesis

>Well I'm sorry to hear that, because now, I will snatch every motherfucker infinity stone

holy shit
bump for a classic meme and them nice trips

Why is he telling them to kick that low? All you're doing is hit the thigh. What's the point?

ask a soccer player to kick your thighs as hard as they can
going one kick at a time
walk around and try being a bit nimble after every kick
repeat until you give into the pain or your legs fail to respond
If you ever kick higher than the knee, you fucked up

Based luposter still going strong

Is there a meme with more heart?

I played world of warcraft and a guild member was named "Stevensegal". Whenever he logged on he would ask "Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?". I was one of the few who appreciated his dedication.

Mate.... That was probably literally me, the auteur of luposting. Which server? Oceanic or US?

>Thanos blasts through Stark Tower
>”Are you CRAZY?! There could’ve been somebody upst-“
>”BUT THERE IS NO ONE UPSTAIRS.”

it was a private server

I doubt anyone's saying that he doesn't know a trick or two about martial arts, but he's made such a fool of himself that everything he claims to do outside of proper aikido training is taken with a grain of salt.

My nigga

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>Seagal is no joke.

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This should go into a pastebin of knowledge, and we should start a Seagall general.

What happened?

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Segal is rapist

Did Seagal's nose bloat with age as well?

He's just an avid punani connaisseur

But the thigh is higher than the knee

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Whose perfectly balanced hot dog is this?!

well I'm sorry to hear that
cause now

Seagal is no joke. Trust me.

Inferior jew genes took over.

Day Tooker