Greetings traveler! You are watching Adventure Call! My name is Falconhoof and I will be your guide on your quest. You find yourself in a sparse forest with sign posts pointing to different locations. To the north is a small town. To the east is the Wizard's tower. To the south is a collection of ruins. And to the west is a heavily fortified castle. What do you wish to do traveler?
Remember I can only hear your request if you get dubs.
kill jester
kill jester
Again kill jester
Kill jester.
feathers
Get hammered and head to ruins
Kill jester
kill the jester
It's my money, kill her
Drink Barry's Red Cola
This he wants the jester dead now deliver
You travel to the small town to the north and get hammered at their local tavern. You inquire about the ruins to the south and the locals tell you it holds many treasures waiting to be found. You travel to the ruins. What now traveler?
You also ask where Jester is and they inform you that Jester is located within the castle walls. If you hope to kill her you will need to find a way inside.
Jump the chasm
Explore ruins and look for loot
Smash a ruin and take your clothes off
No thats bullshit Jingle is here to help us so she is with us at all times. Fuck you.
Meant to quote you here
Find a designated shitting street.
kill jester
Find a computer and delete this thread
go to the castle with the intention of finding and killing Jester.
what equipment do we have Falconhoof?
Goto castle walls and kill jester
fuck jingle
Brap on a ruin until it explodes
find a goblin
explore the ruins in hopes of finding loot and magical items that we can use to kill jester.
keel jethter
sex jester
rape jester
I stop, sit down, and pray that Jester dies
patrician
I bet more than quips passes through her lips
Explore ruins in hopes of finding a way into caslte to rape and or kill jester as well as finding more alcohol
>Falconhoof needs to give canonical results to this bet
Jester is a whore. This is confirmed. What would you like to do now traveler?
kill jester
kill jester
fuck jester
in that order
"Deh!"
bang head against ground until unconscious
Let's go to the castle then
Slam vodka while exploring ruins
fuck jester
give up on my mission and wank
Go to castle
Raise the dead in the ruins to make my own personal army. Travel to castle.
google search scat
JOMP DAE CHASM
Jump Castle Wall and Insert Finger into her bum
defenestrate jester
kill jester
take the mummy's finger
Take a shit.
Do some jumping jacks then Jack off
kill jester
AAAAAAAAAA
UHN UHN
AAAAAAA
Go whence you came
Fuck jestah
water
kill jester
kill jester.
rolling
Storm the castle cock in had jacking it ends route and finally busting a fat nut on the gate or wall or whatever
anal shag jester
have sex with jester in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
based
confess my undying love to jestah
You know Jester is within the heavily fortified castle. You wish to have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation but first you need to find a way in. What do you do traveler?
drink barrys red cola
Go there and finish inside her
pound the jester with bbc
my man!
Aces
FINDS A WAY
You try to enter the castle but the guards stop you outside and prevent you from entering. What do you wish to do traveler?
Tell them to step aside I'm busy
There are no guards, I was just dreaming there were
rapes them with my bbc
Also it's very serious I'm sure these Christians would understand
Make a pouty face and ask "pretty please"
fuck guards
fuck them right in boypucci
rapes the guards
distract guards with shiny object, walk through gates, up to jester's room, put her on the bed and have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, shoot my load, roll over and take a nap.
They don't seem to understand the importance of the situation so explain to them while holding your balls in an offensive way
fuck falconhoof
Ask them if they want to help me fuck the jester
This is all just a misunderstanding in just here to impregnate jester
spread my cheeks
Challenge them to single triple combat
GIVE THEM
THE DICK
Ayy this
rapes guard
fuck guards
rapes guards
ayyyy
You successfully rape two of the guards, but the third one is able to call on the armada for help, what do you do traveller?
rapes them too
Tell the Armada, that they shall forever remember this day, as the day they almost stopped you from fucking Jester.
Then proceed the fuck Jester.
You try to rape the guards and are quickly thrown in the jail(at least you made it inside the castle). What would you like to do now traveler?