Literally the only Cosmic Horror done right

Admit it.

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Okay, I admit it.

Okay, I admit it.

utterly forgetable

The dream i had during the time i slept through this movie was more kino than the movie itself.

Cosmic horror sucks, it sounds neat in description but in practice it's always embarrassing.

I don't believe that unless it involved Natalie making earth shattering brap sounds

Under the Skin

If you explore an unknown and dangerous place only with a bunch of women, everything you face can be a cosmic horror.

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Quite the contrary my dear, it involved the Big Guy making big barps into my face and telling me sweet words in his sweet crackly voice as he bestows upon me the gas of strengthening.

Cosmic horror is literally always better in text than it is in film. Always.

outta try it with four average anons then for true effect.

this
is it true? I might consider watching this

To achieve this acting face for the scene, she imagined a big cock flying into her mouth.

It's not cosmic horror They're not in space you idiot

you're in space right now dumbo

How many cocks did this team of women suck to get their roles over more talented candidates who were at the auditioning?

But the horror is presumably from space. You see it crash into the lighthouse from the sky

holy shit

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just mine

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They’re all female in the books too. And in the story they are nowhere near the first group to go into the shimmer.

That's great and all, but your reading comprehension has failed you.

That's not what cosmic horror means. Do you even Lovecraft?

You sound like a bitter bitch. #justsaying

IT is a cosmic horror.

>samefag

Hey, Weinstein's got to make a living somehow as well as do the actresses who prostitute themselves for roles.
The real victims are the women engaging in the auditions fairly with far more talent than the prostitutes sucking dick as a shortcut.

Okay, I admit it.

>The real victims are the women engaging in the auditions fairly with far more talent
All women are whores, you hole

Hi

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Your mother isn't a whore user, she never allowed me into her pussy and only allowed anal. Whores aren't such principled women.

The real victims are you and your equally bitter small-town beauty queen friends who just don't shine brightly enough for the dream factory? No.

>ur mom jokes
Why are roasties 20 years behind on humor?

All people are whores under capitalism.

I guess splashing your face in Weinstein's cum makes it shiny? No wonder you shine in the OP's pic.

Don't be silly, you aren't more attractive or talented than Natalie Portman. Even the biggest Jew-haters on here want to mount her. Be serious.

top bait

She looks like an alien and her vagina is as loose as a jet engine from all the Role Riding.
The two are also connected. Try to cheat someone else with your lies. Now it makes sense why she is getting less and less roles, the vagina has stopped having effect on human penises. Only horses can suffice now.

broke
woke