This edit they made is just too funny
This edit they made is just too funny
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good, this guy (i refuse to belive it's han) would harm himself using han's gun anyway
I dare them to go all out and remove the guns from the entire film. It will be like that south park episode making fun of Spielberg and Lucas.
It literally just makes him look confused.
Now Han looks like Zoolander
Why would they do this?
I thought the new movies weren’t political and it was just alt-right man babies reeeing at women and Chicken PoCx.
lol he actually is doing Blue Steel.
They should have replaced them with walkie talkies
omfg great job on Disney turning this mediocre scifi cult franchise into a complete pc pandering pile of shit
it's just viral marketing, see how faggots talk about it
Manlets playing Solo and Lando. Chewie is going to make them look like Hobbits.
>I thought the new movies weren’t political and it was just alt-right man babies reeeing at women and Chicken PoCx.
youtube.com
God-tier reaction picture
>Removing guns from Solo movie posters
NRA already wanking.
mix of virtue signaling and effort to appeal to the mostly anti-freedom public
Han shot first!
Wait! Nevermind, Han can't shoot at all
You want a real noggin scratcher? Find proof these posters even exist.
They all look baked
not even trying to be contrarian here and I honestly give zero fucks about the movie because everything (Disney) Star Wars related died for me after having watched TLJ but all of these posters look better with guns. Disney really can't decide whether it wants to give proper character building or a pussyfication of all their stories. I really can't say anything else about this shitstain of a franchise except that people who pay for this are retards who are unable to form proper opinions and realise that Disney has become cancer
how long till they drop "wars" from SW name?
Yet the movie, video games, and any other merch will all include fictional guns that shoot lasers. This means nothing besides Disney doing whatever they to draw up interest in a movie that no one cares about. I wonder what the body count in this movie will be.
>get me the kangaroo jack audience
>no prob, rob
First thing I thought
Never thought of it before but Star Wars does have the largest body count in movie history because of the destruction of the death stars and planets.
to be political, it would have to be sincere instead of plucking low-hanging fruit
reminds me of this
>Star
Sounds accurate since everything is half baked these days.
>Yet the movie, video games, and any other merch will all include fictional guns that shoot lasers
and that's why they shouldn't have to do shit like this in the first place. either don't start making posters with guns to begin with or stick with that shit and learn for the next movie. this is getting ridiculous. the media tries to make people feel like everything violence related should be avoided, yet still make profit off of showing violence at the end of the day
Doesn't count unless they remove them from the movie.
Hollywood, with all its fetish for pew pew and violence, needs to step up and stop it within its movies.
>Star Wars
>WARS
>no guns allowed
Well that settles it, I´m never gonna buy a Laser Gun or Giant sasquatch Crossbow ever again
Thank you Disney for enlighten me
Maverick looks Asian
>Trust no one not even yourself
GIB GUNS CHEWY
>Why would they do this?
I'm convinced Disney is being taken over by inept liberal millenials/genXers.
People who are pro 2nd amendment don't go see socialist star wars anyway.
Star wars is communist propaganda these days.
impressive
And Here's Why That's A Good Thing
>being taken
Lol wtf like wuts the point they are going to show guns in the movie its fucking called Star Wars -- WARS being the operating word. No one is going to go into this thinking Han Solo isn't going to shoot someone.
Underrated
>nigger
kek
looks like the new delet this image
underrated
>(and that’s a good thing!)
Next Star Wars movie will be called Star Hugs. Screencap this
Because its the funniest(!!) Star Wars movie yet, and such a family friendly funfest can't be marketed with guns!
>in the funniest(!!) Star Wars movie yet
I want to die.
UNCUT VERSION
They also made a Chinese version.
This movie will flop with an 85% RT score
And I refuse to ever see it
kek
Are you literally trying to turn our kids into crazed killers with that filth??
Look, I'm neither pro or anti gun, but goddamn. No one with an IQ higher than 7 thinks seeing a gun on a movie poster will make you want to commit a shooting.
Isn't Chewie crazy tall compared to all his costars?
Why did they do it for the international posters? It's not like the rest of the world has a mass shooters problem
Do you have more of this charming lady?
Kek
>Anime tiddies are actually read
NO I COULDVE HAD A NORMAL LIFE I WOULDVE TURNED IT ALL AROUND IF I HAD KNOWN
>Women of Wakanda
Are they gonna bring up how Wakanda is technically male dominated society? Like how, unlike in America, where a woman can become president if she wins the election, a Wakandan woman can never be king?
Heh
Kek. Make Star Wars just "Star" because wars are imperialist according to the maniacs running the asylum.
wewlad
This company is retarded
someone make a 4Kids version pls
Yeah, which will heighten the contrast. Nu-Han and Nu-Lando are Leia sized.
I have to give Disney credit for making Han Solo gay. A bold move on their part, let's see how it plays out for them.
wewlad
there shouldnt be any debate, guns are weapons of mass murder and have no place except in responsible hands like the United Nations
mummy
Star wars is a weird franchise.
You have feminists now hating on this new film because it's not a female protagonist and they are worried about it doing well.
That being said, this film will make a billion dollars now matter what you do. If star wars fans had any ability to be swayed, they would not of gone to see luke skywalker drink green milk from walrus titties.
underrated
>WOOKIEE'D
/t/ gun and arm template?
Old Mike looks like my dad.
>old mike
its just mike now user.
>Kangaroo Jack: A Star Wars Story
>tfw I want it to be real
Too bad it's a joke
>this film will make a billion dollars
That’s him right now, user.
Look what Rian has done to him.
I just looked up the box office numbers for The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi.
Looks like 1/3 of the audience who saw The Force Awakens didn't see The Last Jedi.
1/3 of the audience: gone.
Nice ...nice
>kangaroo jack
>a Star Wars story
So is that the strong womyn who teaches Han how to Han?
but muh gun culture
"much needed levity"
what's the point of this?
I think it's Yuuri Morishita
is that the dragon chick from GOT?