DISNEY REMOVES BLASTERS FROM SOYLO POSTERS

OH NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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What is wrong with his thumb on the right?

>no guns, no sexy women, no fun at all!

*INHALES*

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they should remove them from the movie too

That's a big thumb.

why is his neck like 2 inches long

>black guy without a gun
way to ruin my immersion

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>A movie about literal scum origin stories and the way of the gun tier lives they lead
>remove guns from promotion over ideological bs

hilarious

Now they need to remove Falcon and Winter Soldier's gun, and Meme-Lord's blasters, and Rocket's explosives

#BoycottInfinityWar

The posters look objectively worse without the guns.

I'm getting tired of Jewish bureaucrats and megacorporations trying to destroy Western civilization and fun in general.

The ones on the right are from the Brazilian posters.
60,000+ murders every year, sure Star Wars posters are to blame

is he supposed to look like a penis smoker or...

Guns r bad mmkay

the actor's dad is a faggot so yeah.

Grab your reaction image boys

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I used to be lefty but I am sick of the pc social engineering too.

I hope they take out all the lazor swords.

>when the falcon doesnt shit in your popcorn

DUDE LETS MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT SMUGGLERS, ROGUES AND CRIMINALS
OOOOP GUNS ARE BAD MMMKAY

but why?

We shouls protest and boycott all movies and tv shows with violence of any kind

Only the empire should be allowed to carry blasters.

Yea, because now the poses are unnatural
Wtf is he even doing now? Before he had his eyes wide open because he's in the heat of battle

CUZ ITS 2018 GOY

should have replaced them with walkie talkies

Still has grenades for his grenade around the chest...

why not just remove all blasters from the movie?

>brazilians

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Holy shit, this will bomb hard.

My Face My Soul

they're only bowing to faggy social climate in the media and blogger moms to increases sales by appealing to as many people as possible.

is this related to Sup Forums

>With muh AR1500 Lazer rifle I cun overdrow da gubmint , take that E-

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How will the rebellion ever recover?

the absolute

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It's obviously a snapshot of a moment when Han sharted himself.

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These posters aren't in American.

Stormtroopers will side with us and disobey the Empire

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on your marks.... ready.... steady.....

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DRAW!

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>Han never shot
>Han never had to shoot
>Greedo saw the error of his ways through Han's brave binning of his weapon
>Jabba was deeply moved by these selfless acts and reformed his criminal empire to bring love and candy to all the children in the galaxy

Progress.

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*defeats Imperial soldiers and evil outlaws by starring menacingly at them*

>Stormtroopers won't side with us and betray the Emp-
Some of us are still loyal to the people of the REPUBLIC, okay?

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>Brazilian poster without a gun
Why? Elite Squad IS the ultimate Brazilian movie featuring a fuckton of guns.

they just did this to make her bust stand out more

not-Han looks very confused..

66 seconds in photoshop

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Emilia and Lando still look okay I guess but hell Chewy and Han look absolutely horrible

...

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Nobody can aim the fucking things anyway

check'd and kek'd

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Everybody should be against gun bans. BLM should want guns to protect themselves from white cops. Commies should want guns to help overthrow the bourgeoise, etc.

Banning guns just leads to corrupt bureaucrats and criminal gangs having a monopoly on force.

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Kek, nice dubs

Way to ruin one of the reasons kids loved the original in the first place. The franchise is called Star Wars, not Star Acceptance, Hugs and Flowers.

I guess they banned guns a long time ago

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

T. Perfidious Uncle Sam selling weapons to anybody who wants them

I see you game, Anglo. Doesn't matter what flag you hide behind

He looks like a cosplayer. Glover looks way too effeminate to play Lando.

*3D prints gun in garage*

What now, cuck?

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The posters without blasters are in Portuguese. Maybe this was done for the release in either Brazil or Portugal to comply with some regulation regarding guns on movie posters.
Probably Brazil because they're ultra leftwing retards.

>I just really want this movie to have soy solo actually be the biggest pussy in the galaxy
>The mother of burgers is the badass
>The chidlike negero is the witty one
>The rugman is the strong brave one
>The soylo is just a loser the entire movie

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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Do you have any problem with explosive vest wearers?

Those are dildos

I always though the ultimate irony was how anti-gun females generally are. The first time in human history, the monopoly on violence men have held over women is completely gone, and instead of grasping this chance, they just sit around and bitch and moan and want to wait for someone else to take care of them.
Once a serf, always a serf, I guess. And I do love how America gets all the flak for global politics when Europe butchered the planet and then killed itself with two fucking world wars and left the USA in de-facto charge of cleaning it up. Europoors in general are the most ignorant, self-deluded people on the planet.

What on earth are you on mate Brazil politics almost never meddle with entertainment

They know what they're doing

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Europeans are the boomers of the globe

>be "feminist"
>intentionally support importing hyper-patriarchal Arabs
>support banning guns
>have no means of defending yourself
>get gangraped and mutilated by a rape gang of peace
>"At least I'm not racist."

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why the purple hair though?

Babbyfags won't understand how long removing guns from movies has been discussed by Jewish producers. I've personally overheard conversations like this, dating back to 2004ish, where box office incentive is the justification for using gun imagery. Spielberg removed all guns from an edit of ET, and this was supposed to be the original industry-wide catalyst, but it backfired. Now the Parkland kids are a pop culture phenom (their movie is being announced in the next month, rights are being bidder on rn), and Hollywood is making their power move, with Black Panrher's succes and MeToo providing bandwagon momentum.

Disney and Bob Iger have wanted to remove guns for a long time, due also to upcoming mandates in China, where only government propaganda movies will feature permitted gun violence by 2020. The next step is to pressure theaters to place gun violence ratings on movies, and essentially ghettoize these productions. I'm not sure how this affects Deadpool's future at Disney, it's probably being handled as a profitable outlier since X-Force will make a fortune. All of this was planned anticipating a Hillary Clinton victory.

um sweety its 50k murders, ok?

47 seconds in Paint.net

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You didn’t see that episode of Andrew Zimmerman’s bizarre foods?

Fucking pathetic m8

Literally Soy Wars at this point.

These ones are better without the gun.

Just looking at the cast was enough to make me avoid this movie, the fact it's disneywars made it even easier.

>Power move
Desperation move, it's worse actually.
>Personally I am enjoying watching Rome burn and spending these last 2 years getting fit
>Leave a nice corpse

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>disneywars
>war
>No guns
>war

What brand of tinfoil do you wear?

>muh-h guns!!!

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War is about saving what we love, not killing what we hate

Is Switzerland not white anymore?

OH Hi Justin!

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>mfw my gf is the one who got me into guns

"a woman who votes for gun control is like a chicken that votes for colonel sanders" is a quote she once told me

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Why are they doing that?

>don't hurt me
>come at me bro

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Guns are a hot topic in the media right now so it's a no no for good boy Disney's marketing

M-muh state will protect me
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>Trust no one, not even yourself

>Han Solo
>Uma Historia Star Wars

Isn't the movie just called SOLO? uma historia star wars?

You didn't counter anything he argued.

>Star Wars
>Star
>Wars
>WARS

YOU CAN'T HAVE FUCKING WARS WITHOUT GUNS.

IT'S WAR.

THERE ARE BATTLES AND CAPTURING PLANETS AND HOSTAGES AND PRISONERS. AND THERE ARE MOST CERTAINLY GUNS.

God damn it I'm mad. This shit makes no sense.