Handjob Cabin (Official HD Trailer)

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Who hyped for this kino?

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Is this supposed to be funny? Scary movie did this joke like 10 years ago, and even then it wasn't that funny.

When I first saw this I legitimate thought it was a real comedy movie. Thats how fucking low my expectations are now.

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Stop being such a soy boy.

imagine being in the crew on that set and waking up each morning knowing you are a part of this

Are handjobs really that bad? No woman has ever touched my penis, but most of the porn Ijerk it too is handjob-themed.

You can jerk yourself off better than most girls can tbqh tho if your playing with her while she does it, it can be good grabbing boob ect..

what in THE FUCK did i just watch

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>Official HD Trailer
You're telling me this isn't a parody? This is an actual movie being actually made?
Who though this was a good idea?

let me guess, the only way to defeat the monster is forced oral sex.

i like the part where the girl got a boner

Ah yes, I'd love to see a movie where there's only 1 joke and it's being overplayed to hell.

women can't jerk off properly, but its still awesome when they do it

its a mental stimulation more than a physical one...just hope she doesn't use her nails on the tip of your dick

normally they stroke too hard, or they don't use a hard enough grip, you have to guide them (or at least that's how it was with my virgin gf)

Hand jobs are the same as blow jobs, it really depends on the woman. They can be mind blowing and absolutely amazing, or it can be so awful you won't even cum. Depends how good they are, their knowledge of the dick, and/or experience.

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>Nails poking your balls
>No idea where to grab
>Think they are lifting thors hammer or some shit
>Spits on your dick
>Yeah u like that
O-ok, not to be said it cant be done best handy I ever got was from a older girl at a high school dance and she just grabbed me from behind and got in my ear about it

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Is this an actual movie or was just a trailer made for funzies?

Depends.
Some girls have a nice gentle touch. Others have death grip

The people who wrote this are well connected. Their trash gets made while thousands of better screenwriters out there get ignored because their parents didn't know the right people.

>Uploaded in 2015
Everyone in this thread is officially retarded.

I hope it's not a real full length movie because it just would not work at all. It's a funny silly little joke but it works as just a little joke in a 'scary movie' type movie, and scary movie already did it better with the guy putting a bag on their zombie head and fucking them. You can't make a full movie out of one little joke like that.

This shouldn't give me a boner but it does.

Please tell me this is an actual porno and not some lame ''''''comedy'''''.

Maybe you should spend time before you post

That LOST sound byte at the end brought me back

>needing lotion to touch your own penis
I feel really bad for Americans. As if it's not bad enough that they're permanently branded by the Jews.

they have mutilated penis

No girl will ever be able to jerk your dick as good as you can. They do it in porno because the idea of a hot girl touching your dick is still nice.

>Handjob Cabin
>By Bennet (((Silverman)))
Hyuk hyuk check it out. Title funny. Watch and give shekels to "best friend" of Murica.

I remember a girl that started stroking my balls, painful as fuck but I kinda liked it.

Am I the only one who wants to see this movie?

Also, to get a good handjob you just have to coach the girl, like put your hand over hers and stuff

>tfw it's been 7 years since you had sexual contact with any woman

Reddit

i want to fuck ghosts

You're so close

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I have never gotten a good handjob from a girl. They just have no idea what to do with it.

as anons said, you can do it better.
but real fun is, when it's turned into torture.
ask girl to tie your hands (do it, dont ask why, you will see) and let her do whatever she wants. long, slow egding handjob gonna turn you into frustrated and suffering piece of shit, and this is why your hands should be tied.

>"...thank God you're so stiff."
>"You married?"
>"Oh....no..."

you just know

Only for degenerates that fuck around and don't hold stable relationships. Obviously your own hand that has had decades of experience will be better at it than the ONS you picked up at the club.

>gf makes me drag a chair into my room every time she comes around so she can tie me up to it
>she knows how to knot and angle the ropes so i cant get out of them without her help
No joke it's fucking intense, she could make me cum buckets, squeeze my ball until i'm crying or just go get something to eat while i sit there frustrated

>getting handjobed while she's pressing her breasts into your face
Getting tucked in what was what I looked forward the most as a kid

Who hates handjobs? I love them. Fucking normies.

Handjobs can be fantastic. Check out Klixen Productions on clips4sale for examples.

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