If you don't agree with this you're retarded

If you don't agree with this you're retarded.

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Pretty much spot on desu mate

There's two good movies and the rest suck.
How is this the biggest franchise ever?

i think i've seen about 2 hours total of these movies combined, not one was good enough to prevent me falling asleep

>Phantom Menace and Rogue One were good
What

Episode 2 is unironically kino

Who cares this much about kids movies anyway?

DELET THIS

Return of the Jedi is the only good SW movie

I don't agree with this.

TLJ is the second best movie on that chart. Brainlets refuse to understand.

There are several great Star Wars games tho

8/9, haven't seen Last Jedi but I expect that would be my reaction.

Yeah that about sums it up.

They were mediocre, that's what that face is symbolizing: slight amusement at an otherwise tepid flick.

Episode II is the best of the prequels.
Only brainlets rank it the worst prequel.

The Empire Strikes Back is literally the only good Star Wars film that has ever, and will ever, be made.

The whole franchise is a horrible, bloated whale of a cash cow that's about to fucking pop.
Stand well back before it does.

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The Last Jedi was kino as fuck. When Sup Forums grows up you will eventually realise that.

The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.

As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".

I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:

1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
9. "The Last Jedi"

Episode 7 and 8 aren't even Star Wars movies. They are Marvel flicks masquerading as one.

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>not using the perfect, current, delet this reaction image

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this

why do people still pretend 3 is ok?

I agree with most of it but AOTC is worse than TLJ

t. ''christian' poster in ricky gervais threads'

I honestly enjoyed every single one of these except for TLJ. Normally you'll walk out of the theaters talking about the movie excitedly but after this I spent most of the time trying to convince myself that I didn't just waste my time and money on complete shit.

TLJ was better than TFA (although it was still a terrible movie)

Because it has hamfisted melodrama and it has the closest connection to the original trilogy to trick you into having an emotional reaction to it

Rogue one was shit, and I literally haven't even watched the most recent star wars

they're all plagiarized trash, fuck off

DUDE STAR WARS LMAO

Shut the fuck up already nerds

Pretty much this except I'd say Phantom Menace was the best Star Wars film and revenge of the sith is the second best, the original trilogy was good in the fun cartoon kind of way, not meant to be taken seriously and such.

fify

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Empire is a fine film and a terrible sequel

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Absolutely correct

fucking star wars fags thEY'RE ALL SHIITTT FUUUUUUCK OFFFFF

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I've enjoyed every Star Wars movie

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Well, here I go.

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Good for you. There's no reason to be as autistic like the rest of these people that treat it as anything besides a bit of visual masturbation.

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 > Rogue > 8

>most popular franchise to ever exist is now reddit
has Sup Forums contrarianism gone too far?

Switch 7 and Rogue and youre kino.

I liked them all, never got why nerds got upset by the prequels or the new ones, they're all just some silly space movies to waste time with, why do fags treat it like their religion?

I can quite unironically agree with this

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yeah this

The only good Star Shit movie is Ep III. Now kill you'reselves

>naming the point and missing it
wew lad

I don't like RotS that much -- it's not on par with RotJ -- but I agree otherwise.

Look out boys, we got a RADICAL centrist on our hands.

>a terrible sequel
Nah.

Weird taste.

>you'reselves
poor quality bait

I mostly agree except for RO. I think RO is as shit at the rest of Disney SW.

It's the best of the prequels by far and the 4th best Star Wars movie. But it's not as good as RotJ.

Rogue one is straight-up dog shit

real posts by real people

Sorry. Star Soys are living cancer. The whole franchise has produced merely a handful of decent scenes. It's shit and the worst fanbase of all time. Praising it is gay, reddit nonsense.
now kys

millenials that grew up with the prequels before seeing the OT and unironically think they're kino were a mistake.

Yeah, I'll agree with this.
Never saw Rogue One though.

100% agree

Absolutely patrician

Objective Truth

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You honestly, HONESTLY think TLJ is worse than any of the prequels? Get fucked you absolute pleb.

tpm was boring desu, not as boring as rogue one though holy fuck

Holy fuck that one of the worst graphs I've ever seen.

I don't, because rogue one is an immense piece of shit and a new hope is the best.

>liked Rogue One

kys

this one is good too

mostly agree.

fixed for me.

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what compels you faggots to shill your homesite in every thread? kys

this but unironically

Go on...

I watched it again in college and it was on the same tier as birdemic

This, when they outgrow the racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia etc. they will see that it's the best film in the franchise.

>having a strong opinion towards star shit

what did he mean by this?

good rankings. maybeee a slight change or two but whatever.

you're pretty cool, OP.

It was better than Rogue One and The Force Awakens. We're finally getting past the shitty dark side/light side binary.

My dad showed me the OT before the PT and I still think the latter is kino, except for the Marvel-tier sequence in AOTC where Anakin and Padme are in the factory.

They're all bad.

Nope there's other faces showing that w the template, OP just has shit taste. Also ep 1 was not mediocre it was a pile of shit actually.

rogue one is trash

Accurate actually
but The Last Jedi wasn't worse than Attack of the clones

Not that guy but it's so much worse than any of the prequels that it seems like you can't even understand how bad it is in the first place, everything else set aside. There is no way you just aren't a shill.

>Revenge of the Sith

>bad
kys

TLJ is steamy garbage but it's better than the clone wars.

>star wars
>good

TAKE YOUR Sup Forums RATING SHIT ELSEWHERE

>including anything after 6
You're the retard.

4>5>6>3>1>2

Pretty much correct

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This.
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I don't even care about Star Wars. I don't care about it.
But I honestly don't see how a person could watch the Last Jedi with any previous knowledge of the series whatsoever and not think it was just straight up bad. I mean, even putting the rest of the series aside it's not even a good movie by itself.

>any staah woahz
>anything other than shit

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V>IV>VI>RO>III>VII>II>VIII>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>putrid dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I

I liked Rogue One though, besides the fact that one guy openly said he was happy there were no white good guys

>one guy
You mean the writers of the film who said the Empire were white supremacists?

>be Rian "The Schlock" Johnson
>write and direct the film equivalent of a bathtub full of piss

>"What, you were expecting a bubble bath with water in it? EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED!"
>"There's water IN piss anyway, retard!"
>"Come on, we all know you like taking baths, so you HAVE to like this one I drew for you."
>"Psh, you're just mad because I hired some strong females and POC's to piss in this tub with me. Fucking racist, misogynist bastard."
>"Oh yeah? Well this bath wasn't excreted for you anyway! Fuck you!"

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Can someone post the image with all of those reactions? I've not seen the popcorn versions before

>You're breaking my heart!
>Yoda flying around doing backflips
>General Grievous filler shit

All three films all suffer from the same problems.

there is nothing wrong with return of the jedi
the throne room scenes are perfection

5,6 for kids

That's pretty good.

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