You wake up tomorrow and your bratwurst looks like this

You wake up tomorrow and your bratwurst looks like this.

What do?

Move to Saxony.

muh Grand Duchy

Remove reindeer

>united Ireland

Get fucked taig

STOP THE LIVONIAN MEME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEY WERE PUSHED OUT OF NORTHERN LATVIA BEFORE THE 12TH CENTURY

>upper hungary has different flag

?????

>independant Normandy
what the hell man
You may as well split all of France apart desu

And Livonians don't even exist anymore

>annex Fyrom
>invade Turkey
>make those little bitches to the left my vassals
>ally with Hungary
>invade Romania

It's a good start, I think.

>invade Romania
good luck with that bro

wanna dance cucumber?

>Frisians in Groningen, Stellingwerven, East Frisia outside of the Saterland and West-Friesland
What the actual fuck is this meme. Frisians there have long been replaced by Saxons and Franks.

What the fuck is this?
Out of all countries Ukraine is most intact? wew lad! It good be easily sliced in half, and it should irl.

I'm okay with splitting Ukraine. We need our clay back.
I'm also looking at you Bulgaria, Serbia and """Moldova""""

do you guys still have tatar and gagauz minorities or they asimilated?

> no Novorussia
Fuck off, anglo

*knocks you out*

>Muh Cornwall

You wake up tomorrow and the world looks like this.

A

>canadalosingwaragainsttheworld.jpg

I don't really know about gagauz, probably there are some in bessarabia.
But there are plenty of Tatars in south, and no they are not assimilated.

>UK breaks up
>Independent Friesland
>Flanders not part of the Netherlands
>Syrians in Spain for some fucking reason
>Italy fallen apart
>Muslims not kicked out of Balkans
>Something happened to East Prussia
>Baltic states broken up
>Saminiggers independent
>Fucking Sweden still around
>Turks still not kicked out
>Crete independent
Scrublord/10 map, go drink bleach

>I was eating a heavy wheat toast
>one of the seeds got stuck on my uvula as i tried to swallow
>coughing ensued
>it triggered my vagus nerve
>and halfway through eating my eggs and toast breakfast
>i vomited a portion of what i just ate
>this literally happened about 5 minutes ago

>I don't understand this map: the post

Annex Karelia, Finland, Crimea and Kaliningrad back, maybe a little bit of Ukraine too.

I-it's beautiful

>Scotland
>wales
>independent

also this

pls no estelada in my catalonia, I'm pro independence but I hate that fucking cuban look alike flag.

what kind of retard did this map? There is no such thing as german minority in Danzig. It is 200% Polish city. And also Silesians are note likely to separate from Poland. Besides, this map has at least two flaws:
- no Somalian territory in Swedish Caliphate
- no Turkish territory in German Caliphate

Yes, half to Poland, half to Russia. I agree with you, mate.

what's with the slavic power ranger squad on the right?

Dig out my ak and ammo and hope for the best

stfu you are a brat

T-that m-map you have there. What is this thing?

It's good to finally be united with out cousins

GAS THE CORNISH
PASTY WAR NOW

I would shoot someone.
I would shoot myself

Annex Carpathian Ruthenia
""Liberate"" Voivodina
Unify Székelyföld with the fatherland
1920, never forget

it is a beautiful dream

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

bozgor detected

come home tót man

>no Carinthians
>those fucking Tyroleans are gone
based map 2bh

It looks like Canada went to war against the whole world and lost

Singles and Catalonia will allays be part of Spain

...

Prepare you anus, cunt

underrated

0-4..........
i wonder how many todlers see themself as religious

Lol try it bitch.

Gang up on turkey

Invade Europe with England, Scotland, and Welsh as my allies, annex France and begin diplomacy with Germany, see if they wanna join in on the fun.

Become facist.

Raid and pillage Cornwall with some bros

Join the Bayern foreign legion in order to kill muzzlimes, I loved that place

Kill myself