Penelope Cruz is gorgeous. Im not debating that. Problem is shes 43. She started dating Javier Bardem at 31...

Penelope Cruz is gorgeous. Im not debating that. Problem is shes 43. She started dating Javier Bardem at 31. Now Bardem is literally a 9/10 in his own right 6 years older so there is some good age dofference there but how can he ever get it out of his head that she was literally a 10/10 at 18 and when he got her at 31 she was a 9.5 still great but not what she was. I wont even post pics of young Penelope Cruz because its actually so triggering that a girl like that exists and I cant imagine what kind of lottery winners got to fuck her in her prime. If I was married to her its all I would think about.

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Grow some pubes and then come back.

she's an ugly bint get some taste lul

Honestly my favorite celebrity couple. I love me some Bardem and Cruz is just olive perfection.
>tfw Med
>tfw skin is pale as a Nord's
>tfw even dick and balls are white
>tfw you'll never be a swarthy sex-god like Bardem
It hurts bros...

Yea, imagine being a handsome and famous actor with an extremely hot Spanish milf for a wife. I'm sure it's terrible.

you know what would be even better? if her personality was exactly like her character in abre los ojos/vanilla sky

wtf is the point of your post OP

I love Penelope but what are you trying to say user?

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chill out, Ricardo Lopez

Penelope comes third in my Spanish/latina waifu list

hehe look, it Pepe Younglad (Pêpê Rapazote)

Ivana Baquero is the new hotness

top 2?

>Grow some pubes and then come back.

best advice you could get in a place like this, get yourself a woman and get laid you lazy fuck.

Salma and shakira, Sofia vergara is close though

pleb

Sue me

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Bardem is fuck ugly.

t. actual girl unlike you

You have shit taste, LARPing cunt.
T. Actual girl

>girl
girls don't have penises

post ur asshole babygirl?

Some do

>>tfw Med
>>tfw skin is pale as a Nord's
I know that feel

>Some do
no, none

What the fuck are you on about OP? Why did you make this thread?

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>babygirl

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get rapazote out of here

tmm;dr (too much math; didn't read)

>Penelope Cruz is gorgeous
youtube.com/watch?v=w7CsP66jniE
I know, when I watched this scene I fell in love

eh when you get older and have fucked lots of hot girls like bardem has and your libido isn't as strong as it was in your early 20s, concerns like that don't matter so much.

What's a bint

How angry does Donatella get watching this show?

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