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>movie stunts
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What mode is this?
Phil Collins mode.
Jeremy Clarkson mode
Alcoholic. His stomach is so round because his organs are bloated.
>Right when I paid all the alimony, the just pulled me back in.
Tainted Mode
what a gut
It's called ascites you fucking retard, not bloated. But not wrong: hard alcoholic.
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back
I hope he had fun
>treats himself
Oh, here's that weird Mail attitude to anyone who leaves their house again. Still, I guess it's nice that Brendan is back enough to get papped.
Retard, many middle aged men get that belly, alcohol or not
What am I looking at here??
>Barbados, New Jersey
He could get on gear no problem and be fine.
Looks like a fucking lifesize Aardman Animation model in that picture.
Concealed carry to protect from thots trying to extract more alimony
baninis
What the hell
I thought this was the year he unJUSTed himself
You lookin' at my gut? Whatta ya lookin' at my gut fer?
>movie stunts
this happened you know, he got fucked up. it was in the trades back then too, but didn't really get noticed until that interview recently.
what the fuck happened
Cirrhosis mode
you're all retards
looks like rodney dangerfield
Welcome to the club kid
divorce rape with Charlie Sheen levels of alimony & child support payments. due every month.
After a 10 year streak of JUST at his age, it's almost impossible to bounce back
He drank too much bottled water
Some old Hollywood jew shoved his hand up his butt
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!
>Photographer spent all day just watching a guy try to enjoy his vacation in peace
Sad
he did it for people like OP
This is why we hate journalists.
>we
shatner is that you?
>not getting enough coverage
>just whip out your dick and wave to the camera man or do something else silly
>get ten movie deals by the next week
It's so easy being a celebrity.
Beluga mode
>In the developed world the most common cause is liver cirrhosis
Fuck sake, I don't want that shit. I don't even drink, a shitty autoimmune disorder's giving me cirrhosis
When is he going to shave his head?
He is the gutsiest man in hollywood
"lifelong damage" mode
alcoholism and depression
WHEN A MAN BECOMES ROUND
He just needs a good woman in his life. I-I can fix him, right Sup Forums?
Is this the power of the burger legal system?
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
>alcoholism
possibly, but he also has the exact body as my dad. he rarely drinks but eats like a pig and barely moves.
He's pregnant. Brendan has advanced past the need of bio-thots.
if he lost 50 lbs his life would be less painful.
>buzz cut
>grow beard
>personal trainer, drop weight
>get on that T, HGH
I thought he was in a bad state but he's vactioning in Barbados. I'm too poor to think about vacationing for the next 4 years.
We meet on tuesdays.
nothing kills my sides quite like brendan threads
>balding too
It'll take more than a feminine penis to unjust Brendan.
A masculine one?
What this says to me is paparazzi has him on the radar.
He's coming back boys! Back in a big way.
>holding your nose as a grown man
I want to feel bad for him, but Monkey Bone was so fucking awful
i watched furry vengeance in his honor
what a piece of shit that move is
how much longer are we going to sit back and watch him descend further into the pit of the just
we need to do something. find out where he gets his morning cup of joe and go and tell him you're his biggest fan to put a smile on his face. anything.
'Brokeback Mountain 2: Tainted Love' starring Brendan Fraser and Philip Berk
>you will never finger Brendan's taint
why even live?
>Paparazzi stalking Brendan again
Yeah I'm thinking he's back
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
Why did he pose like that?
THERE'S A MAN
THERES A MAN GOIN ROUND TAKING NAMES
>O-outta my way thin fucking shits.
/fit/ here, this is an extreme case of dadbod.
I came here to post exactly this.
Gods he was strong then
That's the posture of a man ready to take down any troublemakers at a moment's notice.
How do we bring him back Sup Forums? It's not funny anymore
NO SHALAM
NO SHALOM
>balding
>broke
>in constant pain
>alcoholic
>probably die of liver failure in the near future
>nobody cares about his new show
it's a little funny tho
At least he's got his new movie coming out, I'm sure that'll be good...right?
youtube.com
Underrated
*shoots arrow at you*
*tips cowboy hat*
watch your mouth, pardner
Someone post the excerpt from the article.
>swimming with shirt on
JUST
I think his new show could be great
Probably some guys just store excess fat more so in their belly area than other guys. I don't think a really fat gut is necessarily alcohol related.
It's all the sadness he's been bottling up
Just leave the man alone
t. TheChamCham
no, only exceptionally unhealthy ones, usually alcoholics. and remember: more than 15 standard drinks a week means you're an alcoholic
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>movie stunts make you fat
More like eating a bathtub full of Haagen-Dazs after a Jew touched your pee pee
>movie stunts
Wasn't he sexually harassed and it fucked with him?
Alcohol is a hell of a drug
Looks like he's smuggling a melon in that shirt