Does anybody actually think this?

Does anybody actually think this?

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nope

Unironically yes. Angel is looks like tomb raider on Windows so. This new girl looks like what I imagine tomb raider looks like on Xbox one or some shit, I don't know if they still make those games.

>Alicia Vikander Gives Angelina Jolie A Run For Her Mone-

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Jolie has man face and huge jaw
Vikander is much hotter.

Preteen rectangle boys without tits can't be Lara Croft.

NuLara is shit absolute dog shit

Also Vikander is much better actress

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that isn't even including inflation as well. Her movie stopped the new one.

tomb raiders need triangular breasts

this bitch ugly

Vikander looks like a fucking twink dude what’s wrong with you

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How in the world am I supposed to look at this girl and think she can handle herself? What a horrible casting, one of the worst I’ve seen

>turn lara croft from beautiful sex symbol women aspire to be to ugly pseudo-male who has lost all touch with her femininity

for what purpose? Why is classic masculinity & femininity so hated in hollywood?

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vikander a cute, A CUTE i say

>$0.02 habe been deposited in your account

>soyboy is turned off by feminine body and alpha jawline while praising ttanny b8

This might be one of the worst miscasts of all time

I wish

Yes, (((why))) indeed.

Vikander has man body and nothing huge really

Jolie has an oscar as well, Alicia is nothing special

She literally has the body of a eleven year old boy. Flat ass. Flat chest. No curves. And her face is fugly too. Are you gay, user?

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LOL NO

>soyboy

Are you 12?
>Everyone I disagree with is a soyboy

I bey you are a neckbeard soyboy fag yourself

>Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman Leaves Her Sexified '70s Counterpart in the Dust, & Thank Hera for That
>Are the major physical differences between the 'Wonder Woman' of the '70s and the 'Wonder Woman' of today a sign of changing times?
>By Cecily Trowbridge on June 1, 2017

>Wonder Woman has been remade: de-curved, de-constricted, de-corseted, and altogether desexualized. Thanks in part to the 2017 film's director, Arrested Development's Patty Jenkins, gone are the days of DC's star Themysciran channeling a fashionable Instagram model more so than a dauntless hero. It's a bold move that shakes viewers back to reality, reenforcing the stone cold truth that strong women capable of great athletic feats can — and often do — have great, athletic appearances to match.

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I just think what you’re attracted to is really questionable

>athletic appearances
ive seen twinks more muscular and more feminine at the same time than this ratface, goddamn delusional kikes pushing their shit

>Sup Forums is convinced everyone gets paid for their opinions all the time.

Jolie is hotter now sure but Vikander is closer to what most humans will look like in the future so I'd have to go with her.

>de-curved

So it's feminist to make your heroine look less female. Really makes ya think.

>has to make female have a male body to be athletic

So this is the self-imploding logic of feminism. And that's a good thing.

can Vikander even compete against 3D?

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>Sup Forums
nigga what

I guess old WW has a better body but Gal is much cuter come on
Alicia is cute but no tits, bad cast

>Gal is much cuter come on

wrong

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based blind poster

Shit taste. She's barely decent looking caked in makeup, take it all off and she's most likely fugly

you mixed them up

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Cuter than this
You people need glasses

>0.02 fruit trees have been planted in Israel

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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When will chestlets learn?

why we bully alicia ;_;

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I mean, she is objectively hotter.

This is just sad.

Left should wear the bikini, he has bigger tits.

JUST

Wait, people really think old Lara is hotter than new Lara?

Alicia wins.
dat ass

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man I like twinks and even I just think this is wrong

>gal gadot looks perfectly huma-

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Yes, the overwhelming majority of the population is heterosexual.

not even close. Watch Changeling.

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Young and cute.
The other? More of a milf perhaps.

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This is from sort of jokey background material, right? This can't be her best attempt at acting.

why did they hire the least tomb raider like person to play the tomb raider?

based on modern games not old ones

what the fuck is wrong with her head lmao

she looks nothing like nuLara
there's no excuse

t. Fassbender

Top Irishposting lad.

WHY?

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jolie is not my cup of tea and has literally no ass but vikander looks like a man and if you find her attractive you may be a homosexual.

I was just thinking about the tits really

in a hot twink sort of way sure

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>negative hips
That poor girl

>Jolie
>Traditionally good looking woman with the body of one (at the time)

>Vikander
>Body of a little boy, has developed muscle beyond simply being tone. Has the torso of Bruce Lee

Reminder that if you find Vikander more appealing then you are a closet faggot.

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So, you guys prefer plastic over flesh?

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>muscular tittymonsters don't exist

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>admits that having less breast and less curves is less sexy i.e. less appealing i.e. uglier

problematic

she has old lade face

I'm an out of the closet faggot and I find Jolie 10000000x more appealing than the Swede.

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>imagine trying to act with that shit going on beside you

someone post the fight club edit

>reenforcing the stone cold truth that strong women capable of great athletic feats
are non-existent?

Is she a reptilian?

>that Adam's apple

I just don't understand the "being attractive as a woman = bad" thing.

women are very insecure even when they are good looking

what if alicia was wearing a strapon and you boned her in the bum?

what brain functions are in the front lobe that she's probably missing?

Because erotic and sexy women only exist for the patriarchal male gaze. You fucking nazi.

Decent looking women are too busy being mothers and being normal.

The only women who complain about this shit, or write articles like that, are 3/10 trash that will die alone in their apartment surrounded by cats and purple haired man haters.

probably language

Remember when old shock jocks like Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern used to make snarky passing comments about how feminists were just a bunch of bitter ugly women who hated the attractive women who could actually attract men out of jealousy?

They weren't wrong.

small tits > big tits
fit body > flabby body
so yes

>Jon Hamm
>actually drunk on set because he has to take gigs like this farce

SHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Females hate competition with other females is honestly what it boils down to. It's the same reason when a woman finds out her man is cheating on her she'll track down the other woman and beat the shit out of her/try to fuck her life up instead of taking it out on the guy who cheated on her.

There are even studies that demonstrate how women in positions of hiring power in the work place tend to hire women less attractive than themselves. Even when it's under the guise of feminism it's really because they don't want a more perky pair of tits around to catch the eye of bossman om promotion day.

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>de-curved

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Small tits are nice when they're actually shapped like tits, and not fried eggs.

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>prefers his women less likely to be fertile

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Why is she flexing her abs so hard for the paps?

No homo but Fassy has a more appealing body.

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A fridge body that's fit is still a fridge body.
Trying to pass it off as athletic in an attempt to ignore the gay Miscarriage Type proportion that a biologically appealing woman shouldn't have won't work dumbfaggots.
It's probably Brits who are calling Vikander appealing because being brought up surrounded by ratpig Anglostink genes tends to mess up a person's standards, as Anglos are nature's mistake along with Abos.

I'm in the far minority who never got the appeal of jolie and even I know your talking out your ass. One looks like a woman the other looks like a 12 yr old boy.