Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress?

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress?

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>gostaria de agua?

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i'll have some halloumi please

SHES PURE FUCK OFF ILL MAKE HER OKAY OKAY FUCK OFF YOU CUNTFUCKING SHIT FUCKING SHITFUCK ILL FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU DONT EXIST YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>I'm putting together a team...

El cabra negro

More kino than Antichrist

user LOVES MEMES MORE THAN MOVIES

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who should direct the Black Phillip spin-off

i'm thinking Ron Howard

Sure, because Antichrist was bad and this was good. Not to mention, there was too much explicit material in Antichrist.

If you liked The VVitch than you ought to watch The Blackcoat's Daughter.
Similar elite slow-burn religious horror.

BASED

>ywn be blessed with angelic divine like holy powers and cut down and burn pagan shits and black arts whiches, whores of Satan in the name of your glorious white lord, Jesus Christ.

Why even go on, lads.

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>bruh it was all hallucinations from corn AIDS

And into the rubbish bin it goes

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I ain't got no agua!

Antichrist was actually shit. I really wanted to enjoy it. But Lars has his head wayyyy too far up his own ass.

I actually did not understand what the fuck the film was about. He said something about violence against women whatever. I just remember her cutting off her own clit with a pair of scissors and drilling a hole in Defoe's leg. Fucking disgusting.

Lars just likes to see naked women on set.

how did they train the goat to turn into the devil like that

How does it feel when Satan gives powers to his followers while G*d only cares about you not eating pork?

they got the devil to turn into a goat, and played most of the movie as a goat

he can do that easily

Nature is scary and savage, some other shit, I can't remember
Total criticbait

>be god
>not care about humans at all
>be satan
>gives humans superpowers because why not

>Why even go on, lads.
Why indeed

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Just used conditioning. Gets to have sex with a virgin whenever he turns into a pirate. No transformation, no sex.

I believe the explanation to that is something like God is a cunt that likes to test people to see if you get into heaven, while Satan will instantly gratify you but takes your soul and treats you like shit for eternity after you die.

goats are by nature evil and occult(see their towers) the trick was getting the goat to play nice

It really was the devil.

>while Satan will instantly gratify you but takes your soul and treats you like shit for eternity after you die.

for all we know satan is just a bro and the hell part is fake news

Wtf I love Satan now

>Dickhead abusive father vs dickhead abusive stepfather
Wtf I hate both sides now

Heard you were talking shit

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>total critic bait
But the critics shat on it

>be god
>create a reality in which humans are able to do anything they wish
>no moderation
>complete free for all
>they owe it all to you
>don't even ask them for anything

OR
>be satan
>take people who exist in a divine universe
>fuck it all up for them thereby ruining any chance they have at eternal paradise on earth
>still convince them to damn themselves to infinite torture in a plane where only agony and suffering exists
>for some butter and a pretty dress

heathens are fucking stupid

Well, it did grow out of Jewish monotheism.

Honestly why do we, as a species, tolerate these towers? They're clearly havens for evil and the occult, we need to tear them all down. We should not fear the goats, without their towers they will be powerless.

Also cut kids penis

oscars can shit on oscarbait too

be very careful now

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>infinite torture in a plane where only agony and suffering exists
nonsense propaganda

Based

shut this one down

has any one made a mapped out the locations of all current standing goat towers?

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It would be pointless. The goats activate the tower's teleportation protocols whenever they feel threatened.

fine, throw away your chance at spiritual opulence for some earthly gratitude which will disappear before your happiness does. true fulfillment is derived from faith, piety and toil. all that which is worth achieving is only worth the effort sanctioned.

just give me five minutes in the goat tower pls

>beaten housewife rationalizes cruel relationship
>and then cuts off baby's foreskin

>be god
>can do literally anything
>creates evil
>creates beings that will suffer through all of their existence because of evil
>make them love you and thank you for it, otherwise they go to hell, which you also created, to suffer even more for eternity
>blame it on free will, which you created too

fuck off, i wasn't talking to you. filtered.

Open board, cry baby faggot, go suck on Christ's cock.

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What wyrd arts do they practice within the towers? What's their end game?

According to wikipedia there are at least five. One in Portugal, one in South Africa and three in the US.

Mankind has wondered this for centuries. Some parts of this universe were simply never meant to be known to us.

fukn kek

Jesus told you specifically to NOT do any of that.

>Implying this scene isn't kino

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It's about the true nature of women you literal retard

All of the nature scenes in Antichrist were great.
My grandpa used to say "The devil is in the woods".

>Glorious white lord

>Nature is Satan's church

What did they mean by this?

Id like dubs please mr sheep

uhh something about how nature is really evil. imagine up every act of violence humans can do to eachother. thats standard, every day life for non-humans out in nature. wolves eat things alive, all plants are extremely greedy and try to steal all the sunlight and water for themselves, survival of the fittest, etc. its a real interesting perspective

Shut up you lying heathen

who just eats butter dang Americans were being fat as soon as they landed

Why is this a thing that's allowed to exist

You're allowed to exist because the towers stand. Watch your mouth.

>Doing what you have to do to survive is evil

So.. I should just kill myself?

>tfw you realise that for every animal there's a special kind of parasite evolved to make it suffer
>then those parasites also have parasites of their own

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It's not evil, goyim. Humans invented that notion from scratch. Nothing is evil. Live free, bow to no one.
SOLVE COAGULA

>Butthurt moralfag detected

What?
Do you even know what words mean?

>parents coddle your ass
>you grow up to be a useless piece of shit

Same concept. God needs hard mother fuckers for the war against super heaven.

Then why did you call me a goyim you fucking faggot?

It's just a meme, you dip. Are you offended for not being jewish?
A moralfag is someone that puts morals over everything and are likely to be offended easily. I'm saying that morals aren't real.

>replying to tripfags

it's a representation of the dynamic of male-female relationships. when you're older it will suddenly click.

Your Grandpa was a funny guy.