ITT: we pretend Sup Forums exists in the 1944

>ITT: we pretend Sup Forums exists in the 1944

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT Sup Forums SAID WE WERE WINNING THE WAR

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EAT SHIT JERRIES

They don't deserve victory.

>tfw they stole all of our bikes

Fucking Kraut niggers.

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Fuck off krautfags, you dead

>Americans supporting Nazis
Death Penalty 2bh

Kurwa... freedom.

THE FUCKING NIPS DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK WE'D DO IT

ITALIANS GET OUT

SAVAGE

>sitting at home shitposting on the net while all your countrymen are dying

Oh it's Sup Forums alright

Hey guys, Waffen SS here. AMA.

steiners assault will bring it under control

German Insider here. We have something planned for December that will blow your mind. There's absolutely NO WAY that the allies will win the war.

USSR GET THE FUCK OOOOUUUUTTTTT

OP said 1944 you stupid cunt

Just caught some fucking jery cunt that got shot down over my farm.

He was shouting "jestem Polakiem" as me and the lads dragged him away and hit him with pitchforks and shit.

Probably means I love Hitler or something

they were already starting to get bombed to shit in 44

Also the firebombing campaign killed more than the nukes

Yeah that'll do it for sure

Western front or Eastern front?

No front. Germany is baked, skurwysyny.

>tfw FDR will die in your lifetime

Lads i'm from the future the Allies win.

I Also have a message for Americans, there will be a big surprise in NY on September 11 2001. Get as many people together as possible and go to the world trade centre, you will be in for a good day. Yanks deserve this surprise and you should all be there.

t.time traveller

Huh, so I guess I should stop helping krauts. Time to fuck with their gear.

>Hitler only has one ball

IT'S OVER! ADOMPF IS FINISHED!

Eastern, passed through Slavland; Found plenty of kikes. They're currently awaiting relocation to the Middle-East, as soon as the war is over. Sheltered while good German men suffer on the front-lines! Classic, huh?

There is only one war, and it never ends.

We are. Everything will become alright with Steiner's attack.

Fuck off fucking LARPer Ally scum. We got this in the bag.

Believing the (((Mainstream Media))). Hitler's gonna win, cuck. Seriously, you allied spies trying to lower morale.

Guys...maybe this Hitler guy has a point. Should we really be doing this?

Don't believe the reports about casualties, they are not weighed correctly.

>t.communist

FUCKING JEWISH SHILLS

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE END OF EUROPE!

I PREDICT EUROPE WILL SWING LEFT AFTER THIS AND THE GUILTY AND SHAMED GERMANS WILL START ACCEPTING AFRICANS AFTER GIVING THEM ENOUGH FOOD TO MAKE A MILLION OF WAR BABIES

nice trips

Mein Führer is a good guy. We also got the best uniforms, /fa/ won't get on our level anytime soon.

if doubles happening at hawaii tomorrow

Why do we always win lads?

No German flags posting because they're all too busy dying

German spy in America got direct orders from the fuhrer that victory is imminent and to stay low a few more weeks. The news is lying we are winning!! Don't listen to the Jew media we are thinking of invading Russia it's over.

Fuck Stalin and fuck Jews

How's the empire lad

Hitler just invaded Poland!! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

Kek.

On my way to this camp we have created for der Juden where they get to assist our war efforts. Quite the nice place, you should visit sometime once we've won the war.

I will give you a beach head in Newfoundland. Strike the Amerifats in their heart from here.

Anyone read the latest telegram leaks? There's an awful lot about pizza and Aleister Crowley in there.

Is he /our guy/?

FDR IS REALLY A CRIPPLE!

I'll release blurry indecipherable pics in the upcoming weeks.

>mfw stupid germans fell for the inflatable tank decoys

J-Just fine

Fuck off churcshill ctr cancer.

Fuck off Fascist. Calling me a fucking commie, the nerve. Suck Hitlers dick in hell.

Best tank coming through

I give up

We're pretty comfy here in Portugal

I'll inform Hermann, he'd be interested in this. We have no real interest in actually landing forces in the Americas. But it depends on how brave das volk from the Land of the Brave actually is.

You nerds said there were concentration camps. We just steamrolled through the 'deathcamps' they look like a fuckin miniature Oktoberfest.

HAPPENING
REPORTS HITLER BUILD NEW NUCLEAR BOMB
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

CTR is an axis funded lie my dude.

...at least we tried to stand up to the Germans

can't crush the ubermensch

Oh! You must have visited during the holidays, yes, we let them use the pools for once. They've been under maintenance for a while, but finally became functioning.

Don't worry, you did your best, that's what matters right?

About time!

>sell resources to germans
>let allies use naval bases
more jew than the jewiest jew in jewdom

Don't listen to the tolls Hitler is winning. Ss spy here stationed in America the fuhrer himself wrote me saying Russia is next. Once Russia flips to ss churcshil and ftr are over.

Fuck hitler and fuck Aryan people

>Germany is about to be cucked for the next 45 years.

History repeats itself.

Fuck off ctr. MGGA

...

Does Germany like me yet?

>get drafted
>have scuiosis
>can't serve in the armed forces
>sit at home and eat chicken tendies

Soldier fags btfo
Enjoy dieing in a pow camp for a bunch of jews

Ay man the fuck's that supposed to mean.

>Poland cannot into self-defense

Fucking pollacks, just roll out the welcome mat why don't you?

>Hitler panders to muzzies
>Meanwhile the USSR has the Operation Lentil
Sup Forums BTFO
I told you guys the Soviets were /ourguys/ all along and you didn't listen.

guys the germans just sent back the 50,000 spanish voulenteers home... why would they do that if they are winning?

things are not looking good

I recall some of the Wehrmacht officers planning a vacation over there, you truly have gotten quite the reputation over here. Maybe I'll visit once the war is over.

yawn

>A FUCKING ENSIGN

Schicklgruber BTFO

Why are you not getting your brains blown out for your county Sup Forums?

why do you post our flag here ?

>American
>thinking you're safe at home.
Ss soldier stationed in USA there are tons of us waiting for orders to take down Washington DC. Once Russia flips to ss you are next.

jsem Čech, nestřílejte, nestřílejte já jsem nikoho nezabil, já jsem Čech

That's precisely what we'd do if we're winning! As said, we got this in the bag, your brave soldiers deserve to come back to their families. Best of wishes, Pablo!

Fuck yeah.

Stalshill spotted. Fuck off ctr here's you .05

WERE GOING TO WAR

Hi ally buds, I hope your legs are fine!
Could you, in reward fight for our freedom, once the war is done? Because you know, Stalin doesn't seem nice. So, will you, buds?
Buds?
Buddies?

Real question now, imagine its really '44, january. You can enlist on the german army, even knowing that the germs are losing badly by now.

Would you?

IGNORE ABWEHR SHILLS
IGNORE ABWEHR SHILLS
IGNORE ABWEHR SHILLS

ALLIED RADAR IS SHIT, ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A FAGGOT
WHEN THIS WAR IS OVER WE'LL HANG THEM ALL FOR BEING TRAITOROUS FUCKS

IGNORE ABWEHR SHILLS
IGNORE ABWEHR SHILLS
IGNORE ABWEHR SHILLS

Fucking allied shills, the Ardennes offensive will work and the Soviets will never reach Berlin! WE GO THIS FOLKS!

The Muslims uphold strong moral standards, why would we not treat them like the worthwhile allies they are? Worry not, Bolshevik, we will free you from the tyranny you suffer under that vile animal Stalin!

Well, understand his position.
If he allied whith the british, a land invasion by the germans would be a possibility. We didn't had a capable army. We almost didn't had a airforce. We were literally were defenseless.
If he allied with the axis we would get BTFO at our colonies.

It was really hard for him to pick a side. Being able to avoid suffering losses was awesome, making money out of it was god tier.

Based Stalin

Why can't America have a cool president???

Germany pls leave

Wait, what year is it? what war?

Hey Jerries, we're gonna invade you guys at Calais. You heard it here first.

How about you act a bit more like your neighbor Sweden? They even let us use their trains! I like trains.

>NEET fag confirmed

This is why WOMEN are doing men's work!

Fucking nu males are going to have us speaking Kraut

>t. benito mussolini

I dont know about this


I do not think we should trust the filthy anglo rats

They'll sell us out to stalin

I just know it.

everything is normal as always, apart from the fact our government told us to grow potatoes everywhere.