Sup Forums is satire

Heads up, newfags.

I know we have been having a bit of increased traffic because of the election season, but I just wanted to clear up some things for anybody that might be confused.

NOONE HERE LITERALLY SUPPORTS TRUMP.

We like Trump because he says a lot of outlandish things that make people upset. He's a troll, just like when we troll by pretending that "Hitler did nothing wrong".

So when Trump says blatantly racist things like "We'll build a wall" and "We are going to bomb the fuck out of them (middle eastern civilians)", we like it because it makes people so upset. But noone here except blatant stormfags actually literally like this man.

That's why so a lot of us here have dropped the ironic act and are openly saying we are voting for Hillary. Noone is actually going to vote for Trump here for unironic reasons

I hoped I helped clear some things up for you guys!

Shit the fuck up jew boy

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>NOONE HERE LITERALLY SUPPORTS TRUMP.

We have always been a Hillary board.

Good post OP! Finally someone comes out and says it. I can't believe how no one notices this is all satire!

The only REAL political views here are liberalism and marxism. All of the Libertarianism and National Socialism here is just a good joke, just for laughs!

>The thread is instantly swarmed by Trump-supporting stormfags.

like clockwerk

kurva anyád nyomoronc geci :DDDDDD

Hello, I am a Sup Forums user and I would like to say "Hello!" to my fellow Sup Forums user. I am supportive of the opinions here on Sup Forums, but I have a few of my own, but I also like to joke about political views that are not mine, because I find the contrast funny.

I bought an AR-15 and I am ready to drive to DC if Trump asks me to. For peaceful protesting of course.

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saged reported.

KYS

>da joos

Hello fellow /politically incorrect/ user! I also sometimes joke about political philosophies here, however I never joke about National Socialism, fascism, or Libertarianism. That would be wrong and offensive!

Get in the shower

That is good. I do not joke about any political ideologies regarding Nat Soc, Fascism, or Libertarianism. I am a Democrat or Republic! Haha!

you first unironic stormfag

This samefagging is something else

>NOONE HERE LITERALLY SUPPORTS TRUMP.

I'll bet plenty of them do, I'm still undecided, was leaning Trump until all the let downs about pedo evidence

gonna have to pull a blank on this one guys, convince me

you dont actually want to be like those people do you?

oh you silly CTR kids when will you learn, oh right you'll learn November 8th

You don't speak for pol. Fuck off you whiny cuck.

I'm pretty sure that most of the people who drink PBR live in Park Slope.

[CTR DESPERATION INTENSIFIES]

Heads up, newfags.

I know we have been having a bit of increased traffic because of the election season, but I just wanted to clear up some things for anybody that might be confused.

NOONE HERE LITERALLY SUPPORTS SATIRE.

We like satire because it says a lot of outlandish things that make people upset. It's a troll, just like when we troll by pretending that "Sarcasm is not funny".

So when satirr says blatantly racist things like "We'll build a wall" and "We are going to bomb the fuck out of them (middle eastern civilians)", we like it because it makes people so upset. But noone here except blatant comedians actually literally like this style.

That's why so a lot of us here have dropped the ironic ironic act and are openly saying we are laughing at jokes. Noone is actually going to laugh at sature here for unironic reasons

I hoped I helped clear some things up for you guys!

one last ditch effort before you're out of a job huh? maybe McDonalds will hire you. Good luck.

Nice attempt at persuasion!
Identity play is strongest.
Working off the Godzilla playbook? Good for you!

Ignore that shill.

>muh shill
you can drop the act now
you dont actually like this psychopath do you?

Ctr is really pulling all the stops out

kike, Sup Forums is 100% serious. we don't waste our time all fuckin day shit posting living as NEET's to live fake lives pretending. We live this shit bc we are this shit. we are Sup Forums.

Yeah us Hillary supporters are pretty cheeky.

>hitler hated muslims

guess they didn't check your history grade @ CTR training?

Yes! Welcome, new users of Sup Forums! As you can see by my flag (flags on people's posts indicate the location from which they are posting), Sup Forums is a diverse and inclusive community tolerant of Muslims as well as Mexicans. I frequently use a proxy to post with a USA flag, pretending to support Trump. 'tis all satire! Enjoy your time here, folks :^)

Incase there are any actual newfags lurking, pol isnt entirely 'yay hitler' , though there are quite a number of those types here.

came here looking for some honest discussion after CTR shills had destroyed all of my other normal places for information, reddit mods became too much to deal with.

CTR has pushed me to vote trump simply because of the sheer dishonesty and level of control they have exerted over other websites.

god emperor trump 2024

#draftourdaughters

>listen here newfags
>has been here 6 months from plebbit

saged

>Op

>It's November 9th, 2016 at midnight
>All votes are tallied
>CNN, MSNBC, and cuck news gathers for what seems eternity
>With shaking arms of ever reporter they sigh with tears in their eyes
>" The president of the United States of America is.... "
> Everyone raises up from their chairs even disabled grandpa as well with magical force
> " Donald J. Trump "
> Everywhere screams can be heard of crying SJWs and shills
> Fireworks go off in every city and suburban area
> " News reports: Hillary Clinton's escape plain crashes into Pacific Bay "
> President Barack Obama is found on the floor reduced to his base nigger form chimping out in the oval office.
> A brand new day starts in the new American States
> Deportation Vans seen capturing rogue illegal immigrants like dogs
> Everyone now has a free cannon from the NRA.
>God Bless America.

>Heads up, newfags

Stopped reading there. Kys shill.

>Sup Forums is satire

Thank you for Closing The Rectum!

Sup Forums is not a single person as well but whatever floats your boat.

CTR out in full force today.
>a wall is racist

You fucks ate desperate

Down with Drumf! Real supporters have their wife drafted!

If it's a joke it's not funny. Trump just got hit with a restraining order under the KKK act by an Ohio judge to prevent voter intimidation.

>we are just trolling

umm no.

>we are voting for hillary
lmao newfag b8 nobody actually believes you user

>heads up newfags
says the newfag

Wew lad
Consider my record corrected.

nigger please

I never realized the Trump-loving stormfaggotry has gotten this bad!

These immigrants from /r/the_donald heave to fucking go!!!

Fuck Trump and fuck his fans who are all from reddit!!!

>selfie making homofaggot
>duckface dyke
>limpwristed nu-male
>selfie making bimbo no brain

at least tumblr is selfaware when drawing their userbase

Sup Forums was always contrarian but now these Trump-loving stormweenies from reddit and stormfront.com want to turn it into another fascism and corporatism-supporting talking head of the racist Republican party and the ultra-rich!

We TRUE Sup Forumsacks arent going to fucking let them!

shit like this takes the fun out of actual trolling trumpers. The fact that people get paid to do it is bullshit

Getting ready for Nov. 8th faggot fite me

The pol is satire meme is just incase FBI comes a vanning.

another one? where the fuck else is like that? fuck off you anonomoose faggot

You sound scared, Bolshevik.

shut up cunt
op is even implying that we use proper capitalization and grammar
shills should be hanged

why does he wear the mask?

>I'll bet plenty of them do, I'm still undecided, was leaning Trump until all the let downs about pedo evidence
Jews will fill in Hillary if you leave president blank. Vote Trump

two words. federal investigation

grammar nazi? fucking what

>Sup Forums sorts through thousands of emails to find something of substance to harm Clinton
>lol nobody here actually supports him, we are just having fun

That picture is legitimately disgusting

Thanks for correcting the record, kike

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lol, yeah right fag

laugh it up Drumpf loving stormfags

I cant wait to see all this smugness break on November 8th

Its hilarious that you think you can win