What did family guy mean by this episode?

What did family guy mean by this episode?

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I quit family guy 10 years ago. Explain what happened?

>watching post 2010 Family Guy episodes
lemmie guess, I bet you think South Park is still hilarious and non-cringey too

>watching pre-2010s Family Guy episodes
lemmie guess, I bet you think South Park is still hilarious and non-cringey too

just a long boring strip of stewie talking and being talked about in an attempt of being "deep"
probably inspired by the garbage pickle rick episode of rick and morty that alternated between shitty pickle rick memes and a therapy session of pretty much the same thing

can you be objective for a sentence literally 1 sentence

Have you seen the episode of Family Ties where Alex visits a psychologist after his friend died and it's just an episode of him exploring his feelings? It's basically like that but poorly done

The episode is wordy, with few jokes.
The episode is generally out of character for Family guy.
The episode was deliberately trying to build character development and depth out of the show.
Is that objective enough cocksucker?
Or do I need to not use words that sound like opinions?

no hahaha did you not see he mentioned rick and morty holy shit I am actually DYING that post was so fucking hilarious might be a masterpiece. a fourchan MASTERpiece

and before that, like right before that he uses the word 'deep'.... to describe FAMILY GUY AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT BTFO xXDDDD and with the QUOTATION MARKS hahahaha get it sarcasm ahaha

do americans not have kettles?

They unironically put water in the microwave to heat it up. I am not making this up.

this is a joke right. please tell me this is a joke

we call them cats here

>device invented to warm up water molecules
>use it to warm up water
I don't see the problem here

this episode was so much shit they got up their own fucking ass family guyis the definition of hollywood liberal snoobs

you make me sick

>Europoors don't have microwaves OR AC

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only people who don't know how to cook use microwaves. prove me wrong.
you can't

>europoors use kettles
>therefore they must not own microwaves
burger logic never fails to cheer me up

do you not eat left-overs

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only a fag whose time isn't valuable in the slightest waits 80 years for an oven to heat up instead of using a microwave
only a retarded snob would even pretend there's any difference in outcome other than that one happens faster

>I reheat all of my suppers in the oven so i know how to cook
Ok retard

>doesn't know how to prepare meals in appropriate serving sizes
>he can't not cook too much food

>oven
"no"

>reheat
See above

You do realize microwaving food is the cleanest way to heat it up right?

I always use leftovers to make new food.

microwaves makes food go chewy

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here comes this pretentious fucking faggot again
this food is too CHEWY FOR MY PRECIOUS TEETH!
I'M RICH AND I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
TO SLOWLY
HEAT UP
MY FOOD
IN AN OVEN
BECAUSE SOMEHOW
THE OTHER METHOD OF HEATING IT UP
MAKES IT
TOO
CHEWY
WHAT A FUCKING RETARD!

Who the fuck cares? It's hot water. What's the difference? Better than fucking rape gangs roaming free and guys getting arrested for jokes.

Family guy = not funny

Stewie is a faggot but they didn’t want to categorically make him that way because the internet nutjobs would demand that he’s a super flamboyant homosexual and that the show is INSTANTLY problematic because they only have WHITE CIS STRAIGHT relationships and a WHITE CIS GAY BOY and demand diversity, so inevitably meg becomes trans, Chris non binary and Peter gets cucked by Cleveland

Whilst Seth is a cretin he doesn’t bow to bullshit like that a thing least

>I'm mr microwave, i like my chicken rubbery and tasting the way a wet dog smells
>I wasn't raised correctly and i like my food and water with uneven temperatures, every meal is a game of mine sweeper

this is such a Sup Forums caricature post

I googled it. Holy shit, you weren't kidding.

This is such a Reddit caricature post

Brilliant.

>n-no u
Y I K E S

u rite

>cleanest way to heat it up right?
do you even know wtf you are talking about?

he's right. i microwave everything to kill any potential bacteria

You know literally any heat source will do that right?

first-world countries don't have contaminated dirty water, i guess that's why americans have to put it in the microwave

>that cube
>3 sides
>only 2 colors
what did they mean by this?

Microwaves are just fine but you're making a fucking fool of yourself if you don't respect cooking or think the microwave is superior to it.

>food isn't supposed to taste good, quality is a meme for elites
microwave users, everyone

I'm glad they addressed that Stewie doesn't have a British accent.
For a short time the rant about gay old-young relationships was gratifying to hear.

These are the only good things I can say about the episode.

It's time to leave the basement.

microwaving a cup of water can "superheat" it where the steam gets trapped inside until disturbed and then shoots boiling water in your face, literally only prisoners only allowed a microwave would ever do that in any other country

It was good. But I want one about Meg now. Really break the bank.

You are correct

I can assure you this isn't a problem

Usually coffee machines function as electric kettles as well if you'd prefer tea. No need to have two machines that do the same job.

this is actual bullshit, I don't know where people get this meme from
I've microwaved water all my life and it's never gone and done this bullshit where it magically explodes in your face for no reason, fucking retard