Brit/pol/ - Autists Marching Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=o97R_tC9Mas

>Brexit legal case: Liz Truss breaks silence over Article 50 row to defence judiciary
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/05/tory-mps-and-ex--ministers-call-on-government-to-defend-judiciar/

>Ministers preparing for early general election after Tory MP quits over Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/04/ministers-preparing-for-early-general-election-after-tory-mp-qui/

>Fury as Scotland Yard set to bury damning child sex abuse report on day of US election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/04/fury-as-scotland-yard-set-to-bury-damning-child-sex-abuse-report/

>Calm Brexit ruling backlash, government urged
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37882082

>Symbol of Racism’: the Liberal Media’s Take on the Humble Poppy
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/05/symbol-racism-liberal-media-humble-poppy/

>Nigel Farage: Donald Trump is not perfect but he is the agent of change that we need
standard.co.uk/comment/comment/nigel-farage-donald-trump-is-not-perfect-but-he-is-the-agent-of-change-that-we-need-a3387151.html

>Conservatives win two Aberdeenshire by-elections
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-37872929

>Rotherham child abuse: Eight Muslim men jailed for raping and sexually abusing white British girls
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37873340

>We will achieve Brexit, even if it takes an election, a purge of the Europhiles or 1,000 new peers to get there
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/04/we-will-achieve-brexit-even-if-it-takes-an-election-a-purge-of-t/

>High Court ruling on Article 50 will not blow Brexit off course, Theresa May expected to tell EU boss Jean-Claude Juncker
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/04/theresa-may-expected-to-tell-eu-boss-jean-claude-juncker-brexit/

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telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/11/05/forget-brexit-and-hygge-the-word-of-the-year-should-be-cuck/
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>I asked him for an Emperor Burger and he brings me back a cheeseburger!


Who was in the wrong here?

happening in somerset

youtube.com/watch?v=z5hJ3VZchVA

LIT THA CHALLENGE BAEGIN!

The Great Fire float was really impressive.

Who remembers these useless little cunts?

The Bridgwater (anti) Guy Fawkes Carnival is better

>no music
>fat women
>low energy

0/10

Thanks to the user that posted this awesome vid in the last thread

youtube.com/watch?v=y91bsmKqJFE

but he knows he don't like cheeseburgers!

Hello benders.

What is funny.

When I was younger there would be these money collection floats and you would throw 1P and 2P coins really hard and try to hit somebody on the other side of the road???

Thank heavens I grew up!

/his/ thread is uncomfy slow

Posting for carnival pedobear

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3909044/I-accept-Brexit-terms-says-Jeremy-Corbyn-tells-Theresa-ll-force-spring-election-doesn-t-agree.html

Corbyn has betrayed the British people, he's pushing for Brexit light. Threatening to call an early election. This will backfire in his face so hard its hilarious.

I guarantee these faggots in V For Vendetta Masks are all lefties who voted Remain.

Corbyn is a complete commie bender and probably hates the Queen too.

Just ordered a pizza from pakis and me grandad went mental

SAAAAAVE MEEEEE

only a diet of cider could lead to this

AARRGGHGHHFFHMGMGMGMGGGG

Karenposters have your own thread on Sup Forums now

Stop buying shit from pakis then

You can hear it in them when they talk/shout at the police.

have you lads seen this

telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/11/05/forget-brexit-and-hygge-the-word-of-the-year-should-be-cuck/

Is a nickname for that overly friendly user who types like English is his 3rd language?

i.e.

No

>>>/reddit/

'ow can ya do that too yer awld grandad?

lads what do you do when you get bored of Sup Forums but you're still depressed and will not leave your house?

Stop being a complete faggo, ordering food from pakis is disgusting.

kek, I like him. I thought he might've been ellipsis user but I guess not.

I hope Guy Fawkes night doesn't die off in the next 50 years.

I have some good memories from when I was a kid, making the effigies with my parents and meeting with my school friends and their parents to burn all the straw and bedsheet dolls.

I want to be able to do that sort of thing with my kids if I ever have any.

>telegraph premium

no i haven't

the mods over at /his/ are irish niggers.

youtube.com/watch?v=z5hJ3VZchVA

Take a look at this livestream from Somerset.

What's our prediction for this?

>tfw finally get Sharky King after the popularity dies down

I'm unironically listening to a Madonna LP

>I hope Guy Fawkes night doesn't die off in the next 50 years.
It won't, chavs love it too much as an excuse to throw around explosives

What the fuck is hygge

Scots will be reminded that it's shit being Scottish and the benders over at the SNP will be out of a job.

>he doesnt like causing mayhem with fireworks

whats your story?

>bonfire night
>go to oulton park for comfy motor racing and firework displays
>immediately buy a big hot dog upon arrival
>immediately slurp all the onions off the top
>bread slips out of hand and falls on the floor leaving just the sausage
>walk around looking like a puffder eating a big floppy jumbo sausage with my hand
>some kid took a picture

>most interesting thing to happen to me all week is because of a processed sausage in some stale bread

He's a bender and an inpostor.

>Of course. Bitch and moan about the establishment whilst wearing a mask. When actually have a vote to destroy the establishment, decide to vote for them
Leftie cuck logic

I call him special-needs user, seems to be accurate bless him

Some of the floats at the Bridgwater carnival are bloody amazing, fair play.

I suspect it will be watered down soon, "we cant be seen celebrating a terrorist" they'll claim.

Or nowadays it's more like, Lone wolf with mental health problems, that is not religious.

>Trainspotting 2
Please God no.

go wank over your tunnocks teacakes

That think with the Borgs just now was amazing.

...

Tunnocks teacakes desu.

What does Brit/pol/ think of Hickok45?

youtube.com/watch?v=LM42kwC4o_s

I think he's a great lad and not a homo either.

Fucking leafs at Bridgwater Carnival?

youtu.be/UD04yHDrvRc

>Dare to dream

>some kid took a picture

youtube.com/watch?v=JZUh49Mrxho

Why were you holding the sausage and not the bread?

>..and the sausage pops into my mouth, leaving the skin behind

...

...

youtube.com/watch?v=JAW0_jjbIaE

I was lucky to have seen the original on the cinema.

Do any of you know what it's like to have super sore sensitive nipples? To the point where even slightly brushing your breast against something hurts?

no

...

The Irish catholics complained about it in the past but everyone just ignored them.

It's had a religious tone for a long time too, I don't mind that going away but I would like to see the burning of a traitorous effigy stay on.

People used to make dolls out of other traitors/bad guys too. I remember someone bringing one made to look like Hitler and another that was supposed to be a politician at one of the big bonfire events I went to as a kid.

Would you fuck this bloke?

vimeo.com/141220204

Essential viewing on parade days like this.

Are the fireworks still popping off round your way m8s?

Only when I was pregnant

Just finished that Netflix series Stranger Things.

Fuck I hate everything that isn't a happy ending

>le thinking mans al murray

Are you pregnant?

Are you a runner? Happens a lot to them. Pop a plaster over them.

Classic that almost rivals the original.

Isn't he ex army who gets searingly pissed some nights?

A couple, but im pretty sure your supposed to stop a certain time aren't you?

>Guaranteed replies

"Penny for the Guy".

You just don't hear that no more.

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Occasionally.

will the queen trigger brexit if parliament refuses?

>burning of a traitorous effigy stay on.
>People used to make dolls out of other traitors/bad guys too. I remember someone bringing one made to look like Hitler and another that was supposed to be a politician at one of the big bonfire events I went to as a kid.


Literally all they do these days at bonfires is put right-wing or perceived right-wing figures on them though

No

Lel... men don't get pregnant (unless you just meant fat)

I just don't understand the necessity for a sequel. The first one was fine and doesn't warrant a follow up.

It's called a CONSTITUTIONAL monarch for a reason mate.

The queen isn't allow to be openly involved in politics I don't think

>we now have a Bash Street Kids poster

I'm not opposed to this, I even liked seeing Plug earlier. Yet to see the boffin Cuthbert be posted, though.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME SOMEONE'S GENDER?!!

Who else here used to watch My Family?

Stopped when Nick left.

This

New thread when?

Some poncy word.

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/what-is-hygge-collins-word-of-the-year-danish-lifestyle-trend-brexit-a7395206.html

Just looking at the Bridgwater carnival stuff.

Where are the people that tell me we are overrun by Muslims or niggers?

I don't think that 3 hours of video has uncovered a single Muslim or Nigger!

Q) Why can the Irish survive attacks like this?

A) They are the niggers of Europe and are mentally deficient

Danish comfy

me tbqh

Fuck off tripfag cancer

track3.mixtape.moe/zuhmxs.mp4

Guaranteed to make you rage.

I'm the original you complete and utter ninny.

I won't watch it then

I shall refrain from clicking on that, old bean

Michael Deacon is great desu