I literally walked out of the cinema when this shit came up. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
I literally walked out of the cinema when this shit came up. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
Evan King
Luke Brown
Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Kayden Nelson
Based
Dylan Miller
Good intro, classic execution, nothing new or fancy. 8+/10
Angel Lee
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"Deh!"
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Hudson Reyes
Based
Hunter Lewis
It's time to stop.
Evan Jones
>leave the illiterate single mom alone!
Jacob James
>stopping the unstopable pasta
Henry Butler
"No!"
Wyatt Fisher
based
Liam Green
on what
Tyler Wilson
>Deh!
Jaxson Hughes
Based reply to whole thread poster
Anthony Hill
Based
Justin Cook
based
Ryder Flores
>Anything off the trolley, DEHs?
Kevin Brown
William Torres
God harry redditors are so garbage at posting
Angel Edwards
absolutely based
Logan Wilson
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"ARGGHHH!"
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Jaxon Morgan
OI M8 I SAID GIMME THE FOOKIN LOT OR I'LL SHOVE THIS ELDER WAND UP YOUR ARSE
Jonathan Williams
D
Hunter Bell
U
Christian Green
L
Joshua Parker
L
Nolan Gonzalez
"No!"
Jackson Price
based
Elijah Lopez
>mfw that's literally the last shot of the film
Good troll OP
Jace Kelly
we just need to combine this with Sneed and Baneposting to make the One Meme to rule them all
Daniel Brown
D
Brandon Phillips
E
Henry Jones
H
Evan Morgan
H
Dominic Scott
based based posters
David Fisher
H
John Kelly
thanks reddit
Ryan Williams
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Zachary Bell
Deh!
Asher Jenkins
>Deh!
Lincoln Turner
Man I'm sure glad it's now utterly impossible to discuss a classic beloved franchise on this shitty board now.
Owen Rodriguez
>classic
"No!"
Robert Perry
>ABRACADABRA
Henry Murphy
What new discussion do you want to have user? What burning question brought you here? What new insight do you have to share?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
based
Evan Clark
>Sir we are going right towards the iceberg. Don't you think we should turn the ship?
>DEH!
Caleb Johnson
>abra cadabra!
Liam Lee
basedeh!
Landon Jenkins
Why wasn't a trust fund gigachad like Harry ploughing a new girl every night?
Thomas Miller
BASED
Caleb Rivera
I never 100%'ed that game as a kid. might have to break out the ole n64 and beat it this weekend
Luis Edwards
I wanted to post exactly this but decided not to, thanks
Xavier Gomez
>dullest franchise
next question
Asher Peterson
Glasses. Hot when some women wear them, instant cooch drier when any man does.
Jeremiah Smith
it wont be time wasted.
Nicholas Jackson
Based "Deh" posters
Dominic Murphy
Carson Harris
Deh!
Isaac Reed
Deh
Blake Parker
Yes, yes, well done DEH posters. Well done DEH posters
HOWEVER
Dominic Davis
Dehsed based posters
Ryder Thomas
Why did I laugh at this?
Dylan Miller
Aren't you supposed to walk out at the end of a movie? Or is that the joke
Luke Perez
>WHO PUT THAT FUCKING NAME IN THE GOBLET
Thomas Harris
...he asked calmly
Christian Gutierrez
Kayden Cruz
wow u ruined it
Elijah Cox
DDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kayden Perez
Charles Morales
you want an autograph user?
Gavin Scott
deh!
Jeremiah Jenkins
>WE'LL TAKE DEH LOT!
Xavier Jackson
DEEEEEEEEEH
Easton Butler
based
Austin Harris
no I'm good bitch
Dylan Barnes
Harry turned with one swift turn and faced down his enemy, the DEHmentor.
Andrew Perez
John Lopez
This is a really nice thread
Joshua Cruz
the DEHmentor should check these DEHbs
Jeremiah Edwards
Absolutely based based based poster
Sebastian Ortiz
This post is actually clever wtf?
James Gutierrez
Sorry, but the Deh! poster has upped the game.
If you want an altered pasta, you need to alter the image too
Carter Miller
based based based based poster
Hudson Cox
get the fuck outta here
Isaiah Martinez
Based based based based based poster
Nathan Martinez
I have never been unlucky enough to see this movie Does he actually say 'deh'?
Jason Harris
Deh!
Hunter Lewis
LEMMETELLYOUSUMMIN, HARRY
Samuel Scott
Sebastian Morris
Nice
Camden Anderson
Absolutely based Based based based based based poster
Ryan Scott
>He hasn't edited the picture
GTFO with your cheap ass attempt to be funny.
Connor Turner
Jesus Christ look at this fag
Easton Perez
I like it
Nicholas Flores
I want in on this new meme, someone explain it to me
Brandon James
No!
Adrian Long
reylo tumblrinas and warner marketers trying to hype of fantastic beasts 2
same thing happened for the first one
Caleb Brooks
fucking destroyed
Cameron James
Thats like one of the last scenes retard
Christian Ward
Can smb explain this variant of the meme to me?