Fuck it, let's sink this bitch

Fuck it, let's sink this bitch

Attached: download.jpg (176x286, 6K)

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archibald_Gracie_IV#Aboard_the_Titanic
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78839.stm
youtube.com/watch?v=q51ld-scMI8
youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

you can't!

>Look at me!
>I'm the captain, now!

Attached: icepirate.jpg (1280x720, 27K)

William, did I ever tell you about Jack Phillips? He was the senior wireless officer aboard the ship. On the evening of 14 April, in the wireless room on the boat deck, Phillips was sending messages to Cape Race, Newfoundland, working to clear a backlog of passengers' personal messages that had accumulated when the wireless had broken down the day before. Shortly after 9:30 pm, Phillips received an ice warning from the steamship Mesaba reporting a large number of icebergs and an ice field directly in Titanic's path. Phillips acknowledged Mesaba's warning and continued to transmit messages to Cape Race. Mesaba's wireless operator waited for Phillips to report that he had given the report to the bridge, but Phillips continued working Cape Race. The message was one of the most important warnings Titanic received, but it was never delivered to the bridge. At 10:55 pm, Phillips was again interrupted by another ship, this time SS Californian. Californian's only wireless operator, Cyril Evans, was reporting that they were stopped and surrounded by ice. Californian's relative proximity (and the fact that both Evans and Phillips were using spark gap wireless sets whose signals bled across the spectrum and were impossible to tune out) meant that Evans's signal was strong and loud in Phillips's ears, while the signals from Cape Race were faint to Phillips and inaudible to Evans. Phillips quickly sent back, "Keep out; shut up, I'm working: Cape Race", and continued communicating with Cape Race, while Evans listened a while longer before going to bed for the night. He was a good telegraphist.

Attached: titanic-captain.jpg (1200x521, 88K)

>Rose, my dear, run to the top deck and get on a lifeboat! I'll wait here and make sure no third class passengers make it off this ship alive
>But Mr. Andrews, you'll die too!
>I watched 3 Irish men leave this ship on a lifeboat earlier.. I'm already dead my dear.

Attached: 1521673164451.jpg (1200x812, 92K)

>The whitest, only aryan man in the ship ignores all advice
>Goes full power towards the (((iceberg)))
>Thousands die
Same stuff with Terminator, Cameron is yelling us the truth but we won't listen

Top kek

What can men do against such reckless poverty?

this forced meme is so goddamn unfunny

Why did he ignore Jack? He easily could have passed for an Irishman they way he was dressed.

>how many, you say?
>over 600 sir
>...that's impossible
>we've checked, sir. Penis inspection
>Dear Lord... I was lied to. They told me only Italians and Irishmen would be boarding the lower decks. I objected, of course, but I was in no position to argue. But this is madness. You know, I've been in most capitals of the world worth visiting and I've seen for myself what those, those 'creatures' are capable of doing once they establish themselves... Europe is lost, that much I understand, but America is still free... And we're going to keep it that way son.
>sir, are you suggesti-
>the Jews are not seeing Lady Liberty this time yet. Now go find me that iceberg

Attached: 245172_1246223619628_500_212.jpg (499x212, 64K)

>you better go ahead full speed on this fucking iceberg you dirty faggot or else I’ll find a navigator who will.

Attached: 858EB785-747F-4D3A-9D18-2E9663FFFE9B.gif (320x240, 53K)

I got banned from snapchat for 7 days. what are some long films like titanic I can watch to pass the time
>inb4 LOTR extended cut

Attached: Titanic [1080p] Full.mkv_snapshot_02.15.54_[2017.12.15_12.27.32].jpg (1920x1080, 940K)

Big if true.

reminder a cowardly stoker tried to kill phillips and bride to steal their lifevest

>I did my duty. I hope I finished [the man]. I don't know. We left him on the cabin floor of the radio room, and he was not moving.

based wireless operators

>BACK, BACK I SAY
>I WILL SHOOT EVERY MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, IRISHMAN, AND MYSELF BEFORE I ALLOW A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MICK SCUM ON MY LIFEBOAT
>I SHALL NOT DISHONOR HIS MAJESTY'S BOAT
>NOW GET BACK

*gunshots echo over the atlantic*

Attached: 450px-Titanic-webley3.jpg (450x191, 28K)

>I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE IRISH WERE PLOTTING TO COMMANDEER THIS LIFEBOAT

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1920x1080, 40K)

>IS THIS IT? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN CONJURE, ICEBERG?!

Attached: Theoden_at_helms_deep.jpg (1920x800, 726K)

>Leonardo DiCaprio
does that sound irish to you?

>Close all the bulkheads immediately
>But Captain, we haven't hit it yet, there's no water to contain!
>We must contain the Mick Menace at all cost

>Gracie referred to every stowaway or man who jumped or sneaked aboard a lifeboat as a(n) "Italian", "Japanese", or "Latin", and only gave the names of the men who put their wives aboard lifeboats and remained on the ship if they had been in first class.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archibald_Gracie_IV#Aboard_the_Titanic

Attached: Fucking Wops.jpg (338x450, 37K)

>A fucking wop
Not much better

>sneaked

Attached: 1355172635268.jpg (480x480, 147K)

Shut up and have another baby, Natalie.

>anyone from belowdecks must be shot on site
>let the men know

This would work better with Lightoller because Murdoch was Irish himself.

He was Scottish. Cameron had to apologise to his hometown for the whole suicide scene.
>news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/78839.stm

>Paint me like one of those Holocaust survivors

Wtf ??????

>I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN MICKS ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIP

>Snapchat

Prepubescent girl alert. Have at her, pedos

Attached: 1515361771877.jpg (309x309, 41K)

Your forced ripoff Raimi meme will never catch on

My bad, it was Jennifer Garner who was the pretentious bitch: youtube.com/watch?v=q51ld-scMI8

>We had a deal damn you...
>Your Jewish money can't save you any more you dirty Kike. Get back.

Attached: 1521658582261.gif (346x195, 3.93M)

Thomas Andrews is Scottish which is just as bad

never catch on you say?

Attached: 1470013205107.jpg (431x410, 51K)

lel that must've been some vacation amirite

Oh yeah, that's exactly what 1912 NYC needs, more Italians.

I'm enjoying the anti-mick meme, lads. Cheers.

How many aboard Mr Murdoch?
2,200 souls aboard sir, if you include the Irish that is.

>That scene where the captain makes sure the ships wheel is in position to maximize how quickly they'd sink
Gotta admit, I teared up a little to his devotion.

Attached: crashing this boat.png (1196x531, 1.03M)

>Rose let me onto the door I'm freezing to death
>You know what they said jack, only women and children
>Rose they were talking about the lifeboats this is different please I can't feel my legs
>Jack you dumb bastard I want you to die, I want to live the rest of my life
as a single mother raising the potatonigger child you gave me in the car while sending pictures and letters to my mother who will have to work as a poor seamstress the rest of her life, I get off on humiliation and petty revenge you see
>Goddamnit Rose
I don't remember Rose being such a cold hearted bitch

Attached: BBGj84C.jpg (728x409, 27K)

wasnt he trying to aim it back round to the iceberg?

I would've liked the Titanic movie if it was more about the captain and crew rather than a romance between two passengers.

A Night to Remember has Lightoller as the main character if I remember right. Though it definitely whitewashes some of his mistakes.
>youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8

>when she then lets several black men onto the door while jack is kept in the water

im not sure what james cameron meant by this

titanic posting is nice but not as good or versitile like harry posting

Jack and Rose are unironically the weakest point in the movie.

prob james cameron getting the excuse from the studio for the $$$ to blow his load on special effects and get to dive down on the wreck