What movie, user?

What movie, user?

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Jackie Brown. I don't know what I expected really

2001 desu

showed them drive, one got up and started doing something else after 10 minutes the other kinda liked it

Spring breakers. My girlfriend was too busy being pissed at all the naked bitches that she wasn’t even paying attention to James Franco making kino

dr strangelove

this is why you only watch movies that none of you has seen yet.

I watched Old Boy with my sister

Didn't think about the brother/sister incest scene until it was too late but luckily she was too busy on her phone to even notice it.

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I haven't had this experience, but then again I don't very often show movies I like to others.

Aliens

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>tfw jackie brown comes up in conversation and we proceed to spontaneously watch it over beers appreciating every exact same moment
Sometimes i wonder if i chose my friends purely based on movie tastes

>opening up to other humans
Gay.

>Hausu
>Stalker
Nowadays I just keep my favorite films to myself

>movie
I only watch flicks so I never have this problem

Inception

Practically any movie or show I try to show my older brother. But the fat faggot is always playing on his phone browsing facebook or instagram. And it's always at the most critical moments in movies. He has no real friends or a girlfriend, and he does this all day, all year in hopes he'll find some. Always on his fucking phone.It's sad, really. Those insta sluts are never gonna notice him. At least immerse yourself in a decent movie for once, even my old father had the common sense to get the fuck off of social media.

You're doing the right thing.

Anal Acrobats, the scene with Sasha Grey and Dana DeArmond was fucking great. Fucking my family for not paying attention to that or falling asleep.

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You should grab his phone next time he does it and smash it.

Master and Commander

This was a pretty painful viewing experience. Some people just can't appreciate artsy shit no matter how intelligent.

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>You're doing the right thing.

I dunno, a few weeks ago I ventured to show a friend 'The Room' and it was, pleasantly, a resounding success.

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The Last Samurai

I know exactly what you mean, I can't really recommend a single david lynch movie as the surrealism and details are completely lost on them.

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Any movie I watch with my family.
No matter what they talk and use their phones the entire time.
My mother actually called Gone Girl a kids film.
I'm glad I'm alone now.

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Lost in translation. Ex girlfriend. Whole thing passed her by. I chucked a tantrum.

Once I tried to show Visitor Q to my friends. Nowadays my "friends" keep their distance from me and I always faintly hear them screaming "fucking freak" at me.

Wings of Desire

Burn After Reading

>this movie isn't funny user

At that moment, I knew that the only movies we could watch together was capeshit.

When I was in high school i brought Serbian film in class. Well, i can't say that classmates weren't emotional after they have seen it.

is this the one where they squirt milk out of their asses?
a timeless classic

I sat my fiance down and watched Space Seed + The Wrath of Khan as a double feature and I still had to constantly fill her in during the movie about what was going on and why people were doing things, and then in the final showdown between the two ships, she fucking laughed when Khan's ship exploded because the explosion "looked funny".

>brother/sister incest scene
what
I thought it was father/daughter incest in that movie
or was that another scene

that didn't happen

>tfw my mom, sister, friend, and best friend all loved drive
:)

The bad guy fucked his sister

The reason the guy makes him fuck his daughter was because when they were in school he told the school about him fucking his sister, which caused her to sudoku.
So both.

This. Never show off a movie, simply suggest it for them to watch on they’re own. If they like it, it’ll open up the dialogue instead of the one you’re going to force after it’s over.

If you watch one that you both haven’t seen, then you’ll both be able to talk about it from a fresh perspective. If they are are just an ADD phone user during the movie, fuck them and just bore them with how much you took out of it and/or every nit picky criticism you have, and revel in their “yeah, I don’t know, it was alright”s and never watch a movie with them again.

>watch Old Boy remake by Spike Lee with my dad
>mfw the brother/sister incest stuff was replaced with father/daughter father/son stuff

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Not a movie but I showed a yt video of *that* scene from Inland Empire to a stereotypical redditor from my work and he was confused as shit

Any movie watched with a woman.

Sicario. I was enjoying the kino, they were on their phones texting roasties

Also they weren’t my friends

>Space Seed + The Wrath of Khan
she was probably laughing at you soyboy
you know what she thinks "looked funny"?
mustafa's nubile cock pounding away at her devastated orifices while you obsessed over your manchild scifi flicks.

you cant really just take a lynch scene out of context and expect anything else though really

oh right i remember that
sure hope you guys didn't do the same mistake I did and watch the remake though

I did watch it but just for Olsen's nude scenes

ok that's why I don't remember it
FUCK spike lee

Bladerunner.
I showed it to my girlfriend a year or so ago and halfway through she said;
>Wait, is he going to end up being a Robot? That's really obvious

Blue Velvet

Everyone I’ve shown it to loves it

Well luckily he wasn't a robot.

did you get up halfway through and yell
>let's fuck
before teleporting to the car and driving away?

My wife brainletted out entirely of that one.

Hard mode is pic related

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I saw it, it wasn't as bad as I expected but my expectations were pretty fucking low.

>put on a good movie for my friends
>in ten minutes they're on their phones
>"user this is so boring lol put on the new cloverfield movie"

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I could never get my family to sit down, so I forced my nephews to watch Mon Oncle in the minivan TVs when they visited. Luckily, I heard them laugh when Hulot threw away the cigarette lighter. All I cared about.

Versus
Most people I've showed it to either call it weird or boring and usually don't pay much attention to it. Oh, but I show fucking Biozombie at a party and everybody loves the shit out of it.

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This movie is absolute kino, but it definitely isn't for everyone.

>jackass nr 2
>Me and my friends all love everything jackass related since we grew up watching the show together.
>Showed this to my gf once, hoping she would like it as much as I do.
>she just watched it silently, didn't laugh once and occasionally mentioned how bam is kinda cute

should I just kill her, and bury her in the desert?

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I found versus boring AF freindo, wasted potential big time

anything made before 1970

>put on Good Time because it's a rather simple and straightforward movie that I thought my normalfag friends could enjoy
>"turn it off this movie is gonna be all dark"
>"the main guy isn't even a good guy why would I cheer for him"
Fuck me

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I'd cut her some slack on that one, can't blame chicks for hating bro kino

Pink Floyd's The Wall

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>roommate brings over sister and her gfs
>mfw I put irreversible on

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Fellowship of the Ring

Showed it to a ((((friend)))) and he kept complaining about the ''gay church music'' refering to Howard Shore's masterpiece score.

best friend hated The Hitcher, I couldn't believe it.

MADMAN

If that's true I'd find it hard to believe they even stuck it out until the rape though

Barn Burning(1980),

Little Miss Sunshine (shut up, I like it, so save the "t.Reddit" comments.)

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Slacker, but at least they watched the whole thing,

>used to watch all types of films with grandparents when first got into films
>one day put on Once Upon A Time In America
>tfw constant rape and sex scenes involving minors come on

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Nice

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Tha fuk. Did you stuff him in your damn oven?

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i used to do this when i was teen. i stopped giving a fuck and i dont recommend movies to anyone, albeit watching a shit ton. i even prefer to go watch movies alone, so i don't listen to the whining of someone disliking my choice.

was the ending at least better? I thought the hypsosis shit was retarded af

>showing your gf a movie with some guys swinging their cock and balls around for laughs
of course she wouldn't get it. just dump her and start over

>liking bam
deffo dump her atleast

>My mother actually called Gone Girl a kids film

Based on what?

>decided to watch streamers play DR2
>They don't react to the mastermind reveal in the final trial because they are reading comments
The entire stream raged like motherfuckers.

her good taste apparently

Macgruber, for me. I just don't get it. I personally think it's a fairly straightforward action movie parody, but out of my handful of friends with similar tastes in action and comedy only one of them likes the movie as much as I do. Also in general it seems like people just don't want to like it for some reason. Vexes me to no end.

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I watch movies every weekend with my teenage sister. She's into Ghibli but also stuff like Battle Royale, Cabin in the Woods and Leon which we've already watched. Most of the time I pick them myself but I'm running out of options. I'm thinking of watching The Fifth Element this weekend.

This seems like a good thread to ask. Any other recommendations?

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House (1977)

Lawrence of Arabia - my mom lsigned 10mins in
Fantastic Mr Fox - my mom "I can't see, too small"
Scarface - multiculti rich chubby ex said it's racist
Buffalo 66 - my mom said Gallo is weird/druggy
Reds - my white ex started crying (I was bluepill)
Fitzcarraldo - my dad turned it off
Adventureland - ex said I was lame (movie sux)
Dead Alive - first GF got mad, told friends I was lame

But this movie is poor by any standard, including “artsiness”

Gib phone number

Based on the story books.
Say what you want but it isn't a film made for children.

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>spend four months speaking to new coworker who I'm insanely attracted to
>carefully craft my answers so that we appear to like the same things, to the point where she exclaims "wow it's like we're the same person in different bodies, it feels like I've known you forever"
>next step, convince her to come over and watch a movie
>pick Cloud Atlas as it's long, not well known, a pretty good movie but pleb enough, and it's about two people meting over and over again throughout time and falling in love each time
>line up everything perfect
>10 minutes in
>"user this movie is boring, pull up my Netflix ouuu I was watching 50 Shades of Grey the other night, can we put that on?"
>"Y...yeah sure"
>realize the person I'm in love with has almost nothing to do with the person I've invited over

I swear on my life and yours that this is a true story

This is why you should ask someone out to get to know them, not wait long enough to make your own mental image.

Isn't that an invite to Netflix and chill? Maybe another time you can watch that terrible movie.

Flash Gordon, Memories of a Murder, Don't Breathe, Romancing the Stone, War of the Roses, Run Lola Run, Monster Squad, Bad Ronald, Lost Boys, The Explorers, American Werewolf in London, Cruel Intentions, Freeway, Judgement Night, The Ruins, Super Dark Times

>craft my answers
So it was YOU who was lying

>trying to find something to watch with my gf
>scrolling through hulu menu and see Total Recall
>one of my favorite movies of all time
>tell her it's one of my favorites and she agrees to watch
>she's on her phone almost immediately
>doesn't catch any of the foreshadowing or subtext
>doesn't laugh at any of the classic Arnie one liners
>no love for the sets and props
>only reacts to say that it's super violent whenever a fight breaks out nor to say Kuato looks gross

Really bummed me out that she didn't give enough of a shit to even pay attention, but the pussy game ridiculous

Doctor Zhivago and Bridge Over the River Kwai

Paprika

Sometimes a nigga just wants to watch The Legend of Bagger Vance in peace

Daisy's Destruction

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You missed a chance to be banged user

So she basically asked you to tie her up and fuck the shit out of her, and you wanted to watch a movie. Smooth move user.