Lets write the Script to Shrek 5

SHREK 5: The Reboot

>We begin on a dark and stormy night on a famland village road, We see a bar and here lots of talk at action going on inside, the entire area is cold, wet and muddy, a hooded figure goes to the door and opens, The inside of the bar is completely oposite to the outside, its bright, warm, welcoming, filled with many people. The hooded figure enters and takes off his wet hood to reveal Shrek. one of the villager notices him.

VILLAGER 1: hey Shrek!
the entire bar gets his attention.
ALL: HI Shrek!
SHREK:ah hello there, (sarcasticly) how's the weather?

>The bar starts laugh with some people saying "classic Shrek" Shrek approaches the bartender, the bartender makes a pint
BARTENDER: heres one on the house Shrek!
SHREK: jim no!, your too kind!
BARTENDER(JIM): no shrek I owe you for cleaning the pests out of my garden.
SHREK:thanks jim.

>Shrek sits down with his pint in a fully table that makes room for him. shrek drinks his pint and a beat of silence.

VILLAGER 2: so shrek, whats it like been an ogre?
SHREK: dave thats the sixth time you've asked me I dont know what to tell you, Im ugly and fat and smelly but it just makes me comfortable.
VILLAGER 3: Dave would you stop asking that ridiculous question, (turns to shrek) listen shrek, your the only ogre we know, but even if this bar is filled with fiffty ogres, theres only one that counts. ( stands up and raises his drink) To Shrek!!!.
THE BAR: To Shrek

> suddenly the door is kicked open, a wet and distrest donkey comes in paniking

DONKEY: Shrek?!! Shrek?!!, Shrek!, there you are. ( runs up to shrek), Shrek I've been looking all over for you, Fiona's gone missing, Dragons completely dissapeared, theres something wrong here shrek!

SHREK: ..........Oh my god!, a talking donkey!

>it was ogre before it even vegan

> Scene freezes. Pan backwards to it being a page in a book.

LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
WHAT A LOAD OF *Flush*

> Change to a view of the outhouse.
> Shrek pushes door open.

SOMEBODY

ONCE

TOLD ME

THE WORLD IS

GONNA ROLL ME

I

CO-CO-CO-COMBO BREAKER

>Shrek wakes up in a daze in the bar with a mysterious donkey

AIN'T

fuck you, you gonna get shrekked tonight

Shrek is love Shrek is life

THE

SHARPEST

TOOL

IN THE SHED

SHE

>that one Sup Forums poster that wrote his own pitch for a comedy series with Shrek, Babadook, Marmaduke, and Paddington
Does anyone have the screencap?

WAS

LOOKING

KINDA

DUMB

WITH

A

HER

This is the story of op
Who's thread was very lonely
And while he spammed thinking it was funny
It really really wasn't at all

AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

Funny doesn't rhyme with lonely

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Well, THE HITS KEEP COMING

They both end in in a ee sound

>SHREK: ..........Oh my god!, a talking donkey!
This is really decent so far. In fact, I can easily say I'd watch this. Your mistake was inviting other anons to continue it, because no one else will take it seriously.

It's not good, but neither is The Room and we all loved that.

It's good in that I think it's good enough for Dreamworks, as in, I can perfectly imagine this being the opener of Shrek 5. Take from that what you will.

...

FINGER
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD

thanks, I think what shrek has to really do is go back to its roots, taking a giant shit all over disney

>starts out as what you'd expect Dreamworks to do
>turns out it was a movie Smash Mouth was watching, commemorating their contributions to the series
>the rest is a character piece about their lives since then, their attitudes on where the world went, and reflections on the value and meaning of their art

WELL

this is the OP, would you guys like the rest of the pitch?

Anything other than would be a shitty movie.

We did it, Reddit.

memes

SHREK : OOOOOH DANKEY I'M COMING.

>movie begins, we see Shrek rampaging through town, destroying everything and terrorizing the villagers
>cut to Shrek going about his peaceful daily life in the swamp
>the authorities charge in and arrest Shrek
>Shrek's friends band together and break Shrek out of jail
>Shrek discovers that he's been framed, and an impostor was responsible
>they meet, the impostor looks and sounds identical to Shrek
>the imposter escapes, time passes, then later Shrek and fake Shrek meet again and get into a fight
>fake Shrek reveals his true form
>a sickly dark purple, fangs, huge horns in place of those ear tube things, and a deep, demonic voice
>Dreck
>Dreck boards his flying beast and escapes, Shrek and Donkey pursue him with Dragon
>they end up at the castle Fiona was kept in from Shrek 1
>big climactic fight, Dreck has the upper hand
>he pushes Shrek to the ground and holds an axe to his throat
>"It's ogre"
>Shrek strains to get up
>"It ain't ogre...
>"TILL IT'S OGRE"
>Shrek leaps forward, knocking Dreck off the edge into the lava, they both fall to certain death
>Shrek's friends are mortified
>Dragon triumphantly soars up from the lava, holding a weary but victorious Shrek
>celebration
>the end

5hrek. Holiday 2019.

Sure

SHREK CAN GO SUCK MY BIG HAIRY

Why is this making me laugh like a fucking retard

THE YEARS START COMING

I think you mean
>The end?
>>"Shrek" looks left and right with shifty eyes and a suspicious face

Ok, l'll give it to you in a few hours,
it kinda rips of a bit of the matrix, lego movie and never ending story but while still been its own thing

How would Sup Forums feel about Planet Shrek?