SHREK 5: The Reboot
>We begin on a dark and stormy night on a famland village road, We see a bar and here lots of talk at action going on inside, the entire area is cold, wet and muddy, a hooded figure goes to the door and opens, The inside of the bar is completely oposite to the outside, its bright, warm, welcoming, filled with many people. The hooded figure enters and takes off his wet hood to reveal Shrek. one of the villager notices him.
VILLAGER 1: hey Shrek!
the entire bar gets his attention.
ALL: HI Shrek!
SHREK:ah hello there, (sarcasticly) how's the weather?
>The bar starts laugh with some people saying "classic Shrek" Shrek approaches the bartender, the bartender makes a pint
BARTENDER: heres one on the house Shrek!
SHREK: jim no!, your too kind!
BARTENDER(JIM): no shrek I owe you for cleaning the pests out of my garden.
SHREK:thanks jim.
>Shrek sits down with his pint in a fully table that makes room for him. shrek drinks his pint and a beat of silence.
VILLAGER 2: so shrek, whats it like been an ogre?
SHREK: dave thats the sixth time you've asked me I dont know what to tell you, Im ugly and fat and smelly but it just makes me comfortable.
VILLAGER 3: Dave would you stop asking that ridiculous question, (turns to shrek) listen shrek, your the only ogre we know, but even if this bar is filled with fiffty ogres, theres only one that counts. ( stands up and raises his drink) To Shrek!!!.
THE BAR: To Shrek
> suddenly the door is kicked open, a wet and distrest donkey comes in paniking
DONKEY: Shrek?!! Shrek?!!, Shrek!, there you are. ( runs up to shrek), Shrek I've been looking all over for you, Fiona's gone missing, Dragons completely dissapeared, theres something wrong here shrek!
SHREK: ..........Oh my god!, a talking donkey!