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Akoocheemoya on this Friday we are far from the normies Akoocheemoya

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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All hail the borg loliqueen

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i finished my pudding already. also:
models>>>cgi

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what is lando calamaris doing in star trek?

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He actually got the Federation to pay for a mine field around the wormhole. BASED

LEMMETELLYOUSUMMIN, KIRK
>Runs straight into danger
STARFLEET AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE, HUH
>Chases Dale through the Enterprise
IMMA BETTER CAPTAIN THEN YOU, KIRK
>Dies comically

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oh. that's why

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hey, this time you managed to spell it right! thought I wouldn't notice eh?

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GARAK: yes, I suppose you do. Six months in a holding cell? The thought is unattractive, to say the least.
ODO: Well, if you ask me, Captain Sisko let you off lightly. Sabotage, assaulting a Federation officer, attempting to incite war between the Federation and the Dominion.
GARAK: Yes, but my heart was in the right place.

Garak got six months in a holding cell for doing absolutely nothing wrong. On the contrary, he accurately perceived the Dominion threat and acted on the behalf of the greater good. Worf and Sisko did everything wrong. By standing in Garak's way they inadvertently caused the destruction of the alpha and beta quadrants. There is literally nothing wrong with the genocide of arrogant, aggressive, and single minded (((shape shifters))).

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Why is Google asking me if I want to translate from Vietnamese?

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>tfw William Shatner actually survived this guy
its been a long road Bill...

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Why did google mean by this?

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And Captain Styles too, I think.

Quit trying to force this shit faggot. Fuck off back to /reylo/

I'M CASHING YOU IN

Mizoti should lower her shields and prepare for a hug.

someone had to say it eventually. based user

Why did he and Tom Paris get “just fuck my shit up” haircuts in season 5?

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Those links don't work. Please respond.

What? I just copy/pasted both of them and they do work.

Is YTMND blocked in your country or something?

you probably have all non HTTP traffic blocked
he probably has all non HTTP traffic blocked

Nah, I turned off my extensions and it's still not working.
Tried Firefox and Chrome and they both don't work. I'll check later for other stuff.

Probably a flash problem then. firstcontact.ytmnd.com/ is pic related set to the music of lion king and lolmidicontrollers.ytmnd.com/ is Picard playing the flute from 'the inner light' set to 8 bit music from the NES game 'Bucky O'Hare'.

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Star Trek's gay

>Shatner is 87 years old
>8 fucking 7
holy fuck
he doesn't look a day over 60
how does he do it

shitposting on Sup Forums keeps him young.

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>how does he do it
Probably had some work done but also probably takes decent care of himself and good genetics. You really need to remain active as you get older. He moves around a lot, still does interviews, still does conventions. This is very important.
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>tfw you may have had a conversation with shatner
>tfw you'll never know
bls notice me

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I gotta admit, watching this makes me see where the "tng ruined klingons" people are coming from.
Because these guys made the later "muh honor, muh rituals" klingons seem like their redneck cousins or something

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oops. Meant databong.ytmnd.com/ instead of firstcontact.ytmnd.com/, which is Worf arguing with Willy Wonka.

ya think Bill ever posted his dick on Sup Forums?

Shatner is the frogposter

That 8bit rendition of 'Let's Get It On' is horrendous.

Stealing of the ENT is the most underrated scene in all of Trek.

Does Gail Chord Schuler realize that her husband Brent Spiner has fraternized with the Jesuits before?

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ye it was great.
now on to IV

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what do you think the inside of a breen's suit smells like?

Freezer burn.

My fav trivia from the one with the whales is how Commodore fucked up and based Steve Jobs knew how to handle Trek fans.

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Name one TOS episode

Squire of Gothos

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The Changeling

My favorite TOS episode, "The Doomsday Machine."

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Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

Wow, with Brent being such a narcissist it's amazing he was willing to shave his head like that

Moshi moshi Spokeru desu.

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SPACE
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SEED
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it's a hat

It's clearly his shaved head

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That’s why Sisko only gave him 6 months though

I, Mudd

Well /trek/? Which do you love more?

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Spent half that time in the Nexus

virgin Bane posting vs chad Shinzonie Walnuts posting

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The City on the Edge of Forever

T'Pol every time

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I'm more of a 'slutty T'Pring' interlude sort of guy.

Name one (1) ENT episode.

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I really like the idea of unaligned Klingon Warlords doing whatever the fuck they want and damn anyone who gets in their way. Like, don't go into that sector there was a Klingon ship sighted there. A KLINGON ship?! FUCK! Go around helmsman, we don't want to fuck with that shit.

Playing God

Plumped Up Trips
T'pol Gets AIDS

Pretty sure they lived at the same time. Also T'Pol was supposed to be T'Pau but was changed because of royalties

In a Mirror, Darkly

Pees, Trees, and Cheese: A Porthos Story

How much to you think Data weighs?

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The one where Florida got BTFO by aliens and Trip cried
BONUS: The one where aliens when back in time and helped the nazis in WWII

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The Andorian Incident

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What did you say to me pinkskin?

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''The Corbomite Maneuver'' probly my favorite TOS epsiode

>there wasn't a single bad episode that featured Shran/the Andorians These are the Voyages is not canon
how did they do it, lads

Shran is a cool character but I thought it was lame how Shran was always coming to Archer's rescue, I wish ENT were longer and they got to explore the darker side of the vulcans and the adorian/vulcan conflict.

>Coto wanted Shran to become a permanent character
>it gets cancelled just when it gets good

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>Pretty sure they lived at the same time.
I know, but I noticed that all the Syrrannites had messy hair, and it reminded me of something (pic related).
I assumed Syrrannites prefer Vulcan fashions from prior to the development of the warp drive and the High Command.
Either that or it's just really hard to keep your hair neat when you're running around dodging sandfire all the time.

>Also T'Pol was supposed to be T'Pau but was changed because of royalties
Interesting. I'm glad they didn't do that in the end though.

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Whom God's Destroy

Dawn

It makes you wonder what T'Pol's legacy amongst Vulcans later in history was.

I wonder if it would be slightly unfavourable. She did basically choose the Humans in the end and her true personal feelings aside, I doubt most Vulcans really cared for her doing that. Of course you'd have T'Pau appreciating her help and all, but she is only one Vulcan.

T'Pol was going to be revealed as half Romulan

>there will never be a current animated Star Trek mini series with all of the surviving cast members coming back to reprise their roles

It hurts, it hurts so much

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Coto wanted Shran to become a member of the Enterprise crew. That would have created a Shran overdose, ruining both the character and the show. Shran was best used as a recurring character in command of his own ship.

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Paramount doesn't deserve the Star Trek IP. It's totally underutilized. They won't even do a cheap ass production value show like Star Wars Rebels.

>That would have created a Shran overdose
Hm, I didn't think of that. I definitely would've wanted more Shran but every episode might have been too much.
I wanted a new Star Trek series with an alien, preferably Andorian captain, because of how much I liked Shran. Instead we got the garbage that is STD.

palYing God

173kg

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Is this from Profit & Lace?
What a horrible, horrible episode for Quark.
Although I did find this scene particularly funny and wanted to see more of the Slug-O cola guy.

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I want Netflix to fund a Star Trek anime.

>close enough for me
ah yes, the early "traps are not gay"

I read that as "I want Neelix to fund a Star Trek anime."
On first read, it made complete sense in my head. Thought you wanted one of those all-loli things, whatever their name is.

Who would you rather serve under?

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neither

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